RefashionedHippie
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This paddle went too far
🕑 Added 2024-12-21 17:02:27 +0000 UTC
Comments
Max Oliverio
I was hit with the Lego one once and let me tell you it was BAD! It cured my smartass back talk real fast. I could barely squeak out my safeword, "vegemite".
Emerald Eagle
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Andrew Johnson
Whilst I see where you're coming from, I've stepped on enough Legos to have a grudge against Denmark for more than Lars's attitude, I think the bed of nails principle applies here, although I'm sure it'll be worse than basic leather, it's bark is likely worse than it's bite
Ol Tony B
That Lego one looks like one of those weapons that was too brutal for war…
Hefty
BUT LEGOS? Dont fucking kill me hahahhaha
Robert Freeland
Forget padding, hands are so much better, more feeling 😈🫦
Troy R
Pretty sure that violates the Geneva Convention. That's a war crime.
Kingfisher Drew
One Lego or many Lego, it’s the same word 😊
Pandem Buckner (VagabondSaint)
Legos did not deserve this disrespect
Big Ques
Sweet Mercy🤤
Al
Somebody somewhere has a 'stepping on Legos' kink.
Ian Fleming
Agreed. Standing on Lego? Ow. Sitting on Lego? Ow! Being smacked on the ass with a paddle covered in the stuff? Marriage counseling awaits.
Ian Fleming
That's a-paddlin'.
Rogar131
But then you can attach all your mini figs to your ass afterwards. Some of you just hate fun!
Hippie
S) she's always reacted well to mine...😈😈
Big Ques
A hand, you say? 😈
jason sexton
Lego's is a bridge too far for anyone who has ever stepped on one of those evil little bastards.
Hippie
S)🤣🤣
Andrew M
Yeah, even I'm gonna pass on that lego
TrueAuraGuardian
Legos is a level of freak that I don't think I can match
Hippie
Sarah) Legos is a bridge too far even for me
Thats Me
I had an ex that wanted a "girly" paddle. So I made her one out of purple heart and zebra wood.
