I have opinions…
🕑 Added 2025-03-22 10:47:04 +0000 UTC
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Bruticus42
Eww
Ulfgar Tyrson
Sounds like a good way to get a uti
Brad Marcus
I mean, fresh preserves...that's a heck of an offer...
Amex92
Too bad I can’t use the Dave Chappelle “HUH” gif…
Jessica Black
Only three jars?
Hippie
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Max Oliverio
I believe the French call that a feeuq qoc, or reverse dick queef
That1Jugg
Depends on the preserves.... I let someone do most anything to me for some nice preserves lmao
SunnyDisposition
WHAT the FUCK did I just READ ?!?!
Ian Fleming
WTAF?
jason sexton
That's not a kink Maggie. That's a glimpse through some broken shutters into the spider filled attic of a disturbed mind. God only knows what she did to those berries before making them into preserves. Feel free to judge away. Also, I've heard it called a skin flute, but Jesus Christ that is NOT how you play a woodwind!
Thomas Cross
I mean I've had it happen by wat she called accident... lol
Troy R
Oh damn...Marionberry Preserves?!?!
Hippie
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Trev
It's not a straw. What do they assume a blowjob is, a way to inflate us when we go soft
Troy R
"butt fuck" indeed
Hippie
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SFLBigDog
Those are some really nice opinions...
Kimmy k
Is that queefing on another level