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The Warning: a Greek Comedy
🕑 Added 2022-01-18 05:53:20 +0000 UTCIn one corner of the Multiverse, a ignorant American on vacation learns that it might be better to heed local warnings...Lest he become one of the locals himself!
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I emerged from the surprisingly warm water, pushing the hai my hair from my eyes and looking up at my friends with a smug grin.
"So, guess I win the dare, then!" I said, sitting down in the shallow water and brushing more of my long brown hair out of my eyes. It had been easy, jump in the 'pool of the goddess' and get cursed for a night of free drinks back that the resort club, where all the local hottie Greek chicks were desperately begging us American men to take them home with us. Even if I was soaked to the bone and my hair was pulling at the back of my...head. Wait. My hair was short and blonde. And...Why did my voice sound so...high? And why did it feel as if I wasn't wearing anything when I had, in fact, dived into the pool with all my clothes on to complete the dare? Of course, all of my questions were answered when I looked down and saw that my muscled, male physique was gone, replaced by the sexy curves of a woman! My pecs were gone, replaced by two large breasts that were barely fitting within a leopard print bikini! And my jean shorts, they'd been replaced with a matching bottom! I stood up with a screen, my new tiny hands grabbing at my bump-less thoat, my fingers touching my plump lips and my hands sliding through a mane of soaked brown hair before they traveled down the curves of my new body, ending in the smooth, sensitive slit that had replaced my (impressive, if I do say so myself) cock. I practically leaped out of the water and scrambled up to my friends, all of which just stared at me with a mixture of confusion and amused arousal.
"Guys, it's me! That fucking pool turned me into a woman!" I cried in my new voice, but they just looked at each other and then starting speaking in a language I didn't understand. The one closest to me, Brad, swung an arm around my shoulder and snapped a picture of us with his cellphone before they moved off, deeper into the tourist attraction we'd all come to visit on this island. I was left, standing alone in my new body and very scared until the old man that had brought us here walked up and put a towel around my shoulders.
"Every time. I always try to tell you tourists the pool is cursed, but there's always one idiot who has to jump in" I looked up at the old man, who I had looked down at just a few minutes earlier when he'd told us about the curse in his broken English. I could understand him perfectly now.
"Yeah, sweetheart. You understand Greek now because that's all you've ever been. That's the curse, it changes all of reality to make everyone except you and the shrinekeeper, me, think that this is who you've always been. Touch break, but that's why it's a curse. At least you're damn sexy, though. You'll have a great time working at the club"
"B-b-but I'm a MAN! AN AMERICAN MAN! I have the rest of my family back at the hotel! My twin brother!" I cried, hot tears forming in my new, doe-like eyes. The old man, the shrinekeeper, just shrugged.
"So did all the other girls you'll be living with. You're a Greek WOMAN now, and you work at the local club. I mean, if you fuck him hard enough, maybe your old brother will take you back to America with him. I think that would amuse Aphrodite enough that she mmight let you speak and understand English again. Until then, you're just another Greek dancing girl. I'll take you back with the rest of the tour group when it's over" The old man finished his spiel with a grunt and left me standing there.
I looked down at my curvy body and felt the tears roll down my eyes. I was a woman, I had...I had always been a woman now! No wonder all those girls at the club were so desperate to grab an American man, they'd all been like me! And if I had to fuck my brother...
Suddenly I very much felt like I was in a Greek comedy. One thing was for sure, though, I'd never ignore another warning about cursed pools so long as I lived.
