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Episode7: listen

🕑 Added 2024-07-03 20:00:04 +0000 UTC

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moya aurelia

I feel dehydrated after this

Kathrynnn

I literally came on one, I feel like I've been hypnotized but sexually.

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Is it bad that this is now my go to listen for my lunch break? I'd rather get bossed around by Daddy K than eat....is that bad?

Lani

Now this is a story I gotta hear

thekatekeeper

You think I haven’t done that? It’s a sure fire way to win lmao

Lani

I mean think about seducing your BF in monopoly to win 🤣🤣🤣

thekatekeeper

You know that scene in pride and prejudice when mr darcy is asking Elizabeth what names to call her? And she just goes through the list? That’s us with Kithaniel basically 😂

thekatekeeper

The snort I just let out lmao 💀💀💀

Lani

Think about it you can try and get him to give you a get out of jail card in the process 🤣

thekatekeeper

Lani staaaph. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (but really keep going lmao)

Lani

Next audio: Mr. Monopoly seduces you (K version)

Lani

Yess

Heather

Oh no lol it's a joke name

brooke

wait is that k's name? im so confused?

b

and it did🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ feeling better already!

Gabriela

McKenzie falls??? From Sonny with a chance?😂😂

Gabriela

Right Destiny?!

Destiny

I hope the vitamin K worked

Sassypants

I hate how effective he is 😭

Sassypants

I loved that bit 😂 Like girl, you better hide

Kalilea

🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Kalilea

Why can I literally see him cosplaying Mr.Monopoly

thekatekeeper

He’s just a fancy little guy.

Lani

When you say that I think of the monopoly guy☠️ Mr. Falls the third is just cosplaying Mr. Monopoly….its cannon

Heather

Everytime I see this, I think of him wearing a monocle 🧐 💀💀

Lani

My apologies LMAOOO

thekatekeeper

Excuse you it’s Mr McKenzie Falls the third.

Lani

Mr. Falls ✋🏻stop por favor (McKenzie falls )🤣😭

Lani

Kithaniel day Lewis don’t forget to add the third to his name 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

thekatekeeper

You just full government named him. 👀👀

Heather

Kithanial Day Lewis, right in front of my salad!? 🤧

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Also I think "well behaved" is quite subjective...😻

unholy babygirl

He’s poking the bear. It’s his fault 🙂‍↕️

rhi rhi

“i don’t wanna be cruel” proceeds to be cruel 🙄 #staywoke

Sassypants

Right?!

Linda McManus

“One slip and falling back into the hedge maze…oh, what a way to die…”🥹🥵

Alana

B R A T ❤️🫣

Destiny

My immediate reaction when seeing this title: “No, YOU 🫵🏼 listen….”🫣😅

Rose

I read this in a southern accent lmao

ReneeX

Wait this is a genius realization omg

Aiza

“Does baby need more?” this is my favourite part❤️

bayoubabymadi

*grabs headphones for the 5000th time* i needed this so bad

Xee

Pardon me young man , excuse the shit out of my Goddam French. Did you just threaten me . 🙃

Destiny

Yes, join us!

Kitten🐈‍⬛

On my eleventy trillionth relisten I love how he's already exasperated at number 8 of the countdown...that's almost like a brat bat signal...🦇

unholy babygirl

Brats in their natural habitat. He can't do shit about it heehehhe

unholy babygirl

not for the first time, *ekhem* NGTKK *ekhem*

Aiza

I love when you talk us through it, it just does something 🙌🏼

brinny

ddlg switch joi? i feel like i just won the lottery

kay 🦦

“Good girl’s” have never sounded so good — it’s not a want, it’s a fucking NEED for him to talk me through it every time

Aiza

11:55 “it’s not a want, it’s a fucking need” I love the “your okay” and comfort after it 💗

Aiza

How can I be guilty as sin?

Kitten🐈‍⬛

This was mind melting...So Daddy K, You may have said do as I say but what I heard was do what I want....cuz what's the worst that can happen? 😘

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Oooh is that like the new Avengers...

b

thanks Destiny! <3

trina raquel

ofc this has to be released when i’m in heat and ovulating- 😞😤😫 U ARE LITERALLY GUILTY AS SIN BY TAYLOR SWIFT i cant stress this enough wjwnjdnrjfn

trina raquel

this this thissss !!!!

unholy babygirl

Girl, I don’t know how you were able to do the timestamps. I don’t know my name anymore after this audio 🫣

Ka ◡̈

only in my miiIIiiNnddDD 🥲

harmony

Proving once again that guilty as sin was written about you.

niamh

oh. this one hit /different

Destiny

Feel better soon!

b

i’m so sick rn but this might just heal me 😏

Destiny

OR ELSE! Brat pack assemble 😂😂

Carrie

Not gonna lie I may be a little high right now, but after listening to this I am gonna need a min to remember my name 🫠

Aiza

9:52 - 10:27 (9:58-10:01🫠)

Aiza

OMGGG

Samantha

Holy FUCK. 🫠🫠🫠

Caitlin

"Are you alone now?" Me: Hold up is he talking to me now or the character of me? *sweats profusely* Did...did K just have sex with thousands of girls at once? That's what it sounds like to me

Nairahhh

🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️

Summer J

OH 😮‍💨😮‍💨🥴 will be back to listen

Layla

I can’t wait to get home 😭😭

Destiny

Please K, I’m trying to catch up on the Real Housewives right now 😩😩…..

unholy babygirl

Quoting the king himself: „See this space 🤏🏻 between my fingers? If they touch, so help you God”

Alana

T H I S ☝🏽 L I S T E N T O H E R O R E L S E 😄🔪

unholy babygirl

Hey, Kiethaniel, I want you to listen *very* closely right now and do exactly what I say. Drop that energy drink. Drop it, now. Eat a substantial meal, drink some water, and get some sleep. Then maybe we’ll let you come back and order us around again 🔪

Carrie

Quit my job and go home to listen to K? Fine I'll be an adult and stay at work but this mid day drop is pure torture K 😭

Aiza

I knew a toy was going to be used from the tags and description

Aiza

I absolutely LOVE that “control” tag🧍🏻‍♀️ I’ve started listening to this (during work, such a bad idea) and omg, this definitely needs to wait because like that imagination part🙌🏼😮‍💨 I must return to my work, good thing I finish in 30 minutes.

unholy babygirl

I have absolutely no idea what y’all are talking about ummmm 👀 🫥 😶‍🌫️ 😬

harmony

I’m at work this is torture

harmony

Oh this is going to kill me huh 😃

delilah

FINALLY

Destiny

Askin for trouble I see 👀

unholy babygirl

where? 👀😳

gaby

Oh dang..

Alana

B R A T 🙄😘

maia

i'm listening 🧎🏼‍♀️

grey !

RIGHT

billa

*grabs headphones*

Angelqiqi

Fuck omg

grey !

BABE WAKE UP NEW EPISODE J DROPPED

grey !

OPE-

unholy babygirl

I can listen very closely, sure. I don’t know about the „do exactly what I say” part 🤔 How about „I do exactly what I want, while you ramble” 💁🏼‍♀️🙂‍↕️