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"Rock the Dragon" - Nov. 2024 Singles Comic

🕑 Added 2024-11-01 22:47:43 +0000 UTC

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Kam Kam

And this is how Dragonborn Sorcerers are born😂

Michael Woods

Ive had this exact thing happen in a campaign that id ran for years. Level 18 bard, with magically enhanced charisma, rolled a nat 20 for a total of 40 to seduce the ancient dracholich. The stirrings of lust in the ancient undead thing made him want to be living flesh once more. He agreed, so long as my players could help him find a living body to inhabit. Any adult dragon would do. So, instead of fighting the final boss of a 2 year long campaign, they took him along on an adventure to become mortal once more, which made the campaign last another year. Along the way, the dracholich, became charmed by the world hed forsaken and his alignment slowly changed. Ultimately the party became epic level and attained godhood and are now some of the gods of the homebrew world im still running games in 20 years later

StLOrca

“I-I tried to move on, you know? We both knew it was ‘hit it and quit it’, but I…now, every maiden I look at…I mean, I’m a satyr, so pulling some is as natural to me as breathing, but she was the only one who ever *drained me*, and I’m afraid it’ll never happen again…sob”

The Crab Goddess

Yep, mighty and horny disaster lesbian barbarian

Michael Butchin

Down the line, there will be an emotional support group for all the monsters Suria's bard has fucked and abandoned

Michael Butchin

"Bardbarian"

Clever Username TBD

Then there was the dragon that after the deed considered the bard part of its hoard and forbad the Bard from leaving. The party still had to fight that dragon...

Clever Username TBD

I have played with DMs that would have described in graphic detail the death of the bard in this situation, and I have played with DMs that have had this situation happen and then the dragon became a super clingy insecure ex that was always turning up and caused havoc for the party...

The14th

Magic?

The14th

Suria flexing that pansexuality.

Master Tigress

Monsterfucking in rock cocks, yet another banger singles comic 🥴

Sedric And Charlie

We *all* wanna fuck the Greatwyrm, Suria

Populuxe

FIIIIINE. The sex was so good, you suffer constant orgasmic aftershocks for the next month, dropping your dexterity and wisdom -3, but upping your charisma +3 (everyone wants to fuck the hot berserker chick in a near constant state of orgasm.)

The Crab Goddess

As a bard/barbarian multiclasser Yes

Populuxe

Coral is just off-panel preparing more snacks.

FuuMixALot

LOL I need more of this. Please make a side story based on a D&D game of this group. Also, love the Ready Player One reference.

Aeryn Light

Damn, 20 meters?

FrE3Lii

Makes a LOT of sense Suria is a Bard when thinking about it and I'm gonna guess Dakota's an Elf because Pointy Ears like Alien?🤔😁

Quadrant

Who made the rule that you can't fuck an undead dragon anyway 🤣🤣

ThatDarkDude

OF FREAKING COURSE Suria's first instinct would be to fuck the dragon and it would work out in the story frame

Michael Butchin

BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And I LOVE that our Clover is a tabletop gamer!

Volant Caedis

Ok do you somehow know both my partners? Cause holy fucking shit both of them would try that too. I shit you not. Both of them are certified monster fuckers.