🕑 Added 2015-02-18 22:57:40 +0000 UTC
“Well, this is a bit awkward,” Lance said. “Considering how you just fucked my ex-wife.”
Skye was behind him as he sat, running her fingers through his hair. He drank. He’d said a shot of tequila would loosen him up, but he was nursing it.
“A threesome with my ex-wife, really. I mean, the two of you I could understand, but three people?”
“It was a little spontaneous,” Skye said, trying to get him into the mood by curling her finger toward his ear, moving them down his neck. The hairs along the back of his neck pricking against her palms as she rubbed him there.
“But still—three people. You’d think I could’ve been one of them, I’m her husband, if two people are having sex with my wife, I should be one of them.”
It took all Skye had not to point out that ‘technically’ they were divorced.
“And another thing?” Lance cut in, just as he was about to sip his drink. “As long as it’s a threesome, why not a foursome? I would’ve been good with that too. Nothing against Jemma, I quite like her, but why is she in this little orgy of yours and I’m not. Did you think I was, what, a little gay?”
Skye crouched down to whisper in his ear. “How about I suck you off first? Get you nice and hard and wet?”
“So you think I’m straight, good, but does Bobbi? Maybe she thinks I’m one of those gay guys who is only straight for her, you know? Or, like I’d rather be sucking somebody’s dick, not hers? I mean, not her business. She doesn’t have a dick. You’d know that. You and Jemma.”
“Maybe it’ll work if I just suck you off while I masturbate…”
Lance turned his head away and took another infinitesimal sip of his drink. “You think that could be what’s wrong with our relationship? She loves me, but she thinks I’m gay, so she tries to push me away so I can go have sex with men with a clear conscience? But why would she think I’m gay? Just because I have good taste in clothes and wash up a bit? Or is it because I won’t go down on her? I do it often enough—as much as she does me. But she hates sucking cock. Hates it. Don’t know why, maybe some other ex who ruined it for all of us. And sure, I don’t mind eating pussy, but why should I do it if she doesn’t do it? It’s the principle of the thing, innit? I don’t like to be fucked in the ass either, so I don’t ask her to do that. I’ve never fucked my own wife in the ass.” Lance suddenly set his drink down. “Wait, have you? Or has Jemma, she’d tell you, right, you’re friends?”
Skye shut her eyes. “Normally I don’t offer this, but I will lick your asshole.”
“So you do think I’m gay!”
