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🕑 Added 2015-03-02 19:30:24 +0000 UTC
You know, with Hollywood movies, they'll spend half again the budget on marketing, paying an elite advertising firm to come up with an ad campaign to sell every aspect of a movie to sweeping girths of men, women, and children.
On a book, they ask you if you have any ideas for a tagline. This is where all that hard work coming up with fic summaries that actually make people want to read femslash pays off. (BTW, for Queens of Darkness, I was so tempted to make the summary "They call it fantastic racism, but isn't all racism fantastic?")
Anyway, we went through a few potential taglines for Ex-Wives of Dracula.
What’s worse than being in love with a straight girl? Being in love with a vampire—who’s straight. (Maybe.)
"Don't you just hate when it's the second date and she already wants to move her coffin in?"
"Mindy's new crush is a vampire. She feeds on the blood of the living. She hunts the monster who created her. But hey--at least she's bicurious."
Even The Lifeless Can Love. Even The Dead Can Desire. (too serious for my story, but I wanted to use it because it comes from a lesbian vampire movie with Christoper Lee.)
Ended up going with the coffin one; publisher's choice.
