🕑 Added 2015-02-06 22:08:07 +0000 UTC
“When Raina brought you to orgasm, I think it healed Trip,” Jemma said.
Skye grabbed hold of the wires leading away from her head, pulling out the electrodes in one go. “That’s what I said!”
Jemma nearly came around her computer, worried her equipment had been damaged, but stopped herself when she saw the state Skye was in.
With HYDRA subdued, Coulson had set up a mobile command center, and put Trip and the altar under containment protocol. Now, in a plastic tent that reminded Skye uncomfortably of E.T., she sat around in a hospital gown and let Jemma run her tests.
“Many cultures throughout the world,” Jemma started, “have believed in sexual intercourse going hand in hand with mystical properties. Perhaps they were inspired by this ancient civilization and others with—well—powers like yourself.”
“So I can heal people with my O-face.”
“My instruments detected a surge of energy about the time you were—earlier. And my scans of Trip’s body show signs of cellular regeneration, starting at a peak level, but slowing down. Already, my samples have degraded considerably.”
“Great, I have to wear vibrating panties if he’s ever not going to be a statue?”
Jemma blushed even more than she had been before. “I don’t think that’ll be necessary. I imagine if his body absorbs enough of your… energy… then his cells will regenerate to the point of overcoming the degenerative effects of whatever this is.”
“So I have to get off. Okay…”
“I’ve submitted an e-mail to Director Coulson; he’s very understanding.”
“Uh-huh. Can I see your phone?”
“Certainly!”
Jemma handed it over. Skye typed a few keys and it started emitting moans. Jemma bit her lip.
“You will be careful what—sites you visit, yes? I really don’t need a virus.”
“I’ll stick to Mr. Skin.”
“Oh, good, they’re pretty reputable.”
The two stared at each other.
“I’ll just…” Jemma gathered her things. “Make sure no one interrupts you.”
“I’d appreciate that.”
***
“And you don’t want to sneak a peek?” Bobbi asked, once Jemma had explained the situation to her.
