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🕑 Added 2016-04-15 03:03:00 +0000 UTC “Wait, Jess was pregnant and that’s her baby and… she got pregnant?”“Yeah, people want to have sex with me,” Jess snarked. “Go figure.”
“But who’s the… you know… helpmate?”
“You can say baby daddy, you’re not that white.”
“She won’t tell us,” Felicia explained. “But I think it’s Carol.”
“Carol!”
Carol ignored them—funny how quickly she picked up her relationship with Peter, right where it had left off—and read. “The Two Towers begins with the Halflings Merry and Pippin escaping from a band of Trolls who have captured them.”
Peter winced slightly. “Actually it’s—right, no, keep going, how could you be Jess’s baby daddy?”
“I take it back,” Jess said, “he is that white.”
