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Evil Inc full page, week of Oct. 22, 2024
🕑 Added 2024-10-18 00:15:01 +0000 UTCHere's your early access to the full-page version of next week's Evil Inc comics!
Transcript
Panel 1:
Narration box: “Meanwhile, the villains pitch their dastardly schemes in Giant Tess’ office...”
Desdemona stands before a whiteboard that details toxins being released into the city’s water supply.
Panel 2:
(Catnip gestures towards a monstrous storm threatening the cityscape.)
Panel 3:
(Count Spurlock enthusiastically presents a chart detailing an airborne attack on citizens wearing masks.)
Panel 4:
Giant Tess, speaking to the group: “Let’s face it. It’s getting harder to tell the difference between a supervillain attack and everyday life.”
Panel 5:
Evil Inc, Oct. 24, 2024
(Desdemona, Count Spurlock, Catnip, Psy-Chick, Giant Tess, and Lightning Lady are assembled in Tess’ office.)
Desdemona: “Do we still have the monkey ray?”
Count Spurlock: “We can turn the entire city into primates!.”
Psy-Chick: “The entire city was turned into werewolves just a few months ago!”
Giant Tess: “So…?”
Lightning Lady: “So… they loved it!”
Panel 6:
Lightning Lady: “Super strength, heightened senses, endurance for days… and marathon moonlight mating sessions!”
Panel 7:
(Lightning Lady continues in a narration box: “For weeks, I was fielding calls from people who wanted to be turned back.”)
Scene: Lightning Lady on the phone: “I’m sorry, we can’t. We didn’t do that one.”*
*Mister Howell did that… in Chapter 13 / Evil Inc comic #55.
Panel 8:
Giant Tess: “They must’ve been disappointed when you explained we couldn’t turn them into werewolves.”
Panel 9:
Lightning Lady says... nothing
Scene: A person with a box labeled “Evil Inc Werewolf Kit” looks down at the box and sighs. The box contains a furry jacket, a furry hat, a large tank of Rogaine, and a big bottle of Viagra.
Comments
Harry Bleckby
Love the kits.
Louis Richards
I guess she'll shrink down to the deck to remove the kink in her neck.
Robert McGann
Is Tess somewhat less?
