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Please Take One
🕑 Added 2024-10-31 21:46:22 +0000 UTCGrumpy Maximo cannot stand those silly "please take one" signs people leave up on Halloween. They attract hooligan teenagers who bring noise and chaos. So he does the true neighborly thing and goes and eats all the candy and takes all the signs down! It's totally a selfless act.
Happy Halloween!
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SG
Magnificent as always!
Bigpasta74
Omg imagine a Ring camera’s POV of catching him in the act. Just watch as your entire front porch is filled with the belly fat and fupa lard of your neighbor as he ransacks your candy bowl, then waddles away. the screen goes dark while his fat gut covered the camera