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Vampire Documentary Teaser

🕑 Added 2023-08-25 03:46:40 +0000 UTC

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Rat in the Hat

It's already out, it's on their youtube.

Marcelo Inocencio

is this stil coming?

Raphael

Whoops... https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/apr/28/hiv-vampire-facials-cosmetic-needles-cdc-new-mexico

RaisingAgent

Can we please have all these bezos, zucc, and musk artworks?

py

Sometimes people criticise paintings for being "flat" but Mark Zuckerburgs haunting pale face is taking this to a whole new level. So credits to you for this traumatising (but still amazing) edit!

Mario

“Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks,” the capitalist will never actually become vampires The capitalist in question:

Oliver Williams

was worth the wait appreciate it lads <3

irishgamergrrl

In Ireland, donating blood is done for no compensation by people who feel it's important. Needless to say there's always a scarcity of it! But I still think that's a better system than paying people for it over and over again... The woman's face in the full video while she's trying to comprehend people in Australia only being allowed to give once a month was crazy. "I don't know why they do that."

petka

You mixed up plasma donation with blood donation couple of times. You get your blood back after it filtrates the cytoplasm and your body replenishes for it in around 72 hours. However, in the US you can donate blood 6 times a year which is still fucked up as the 'standard' is once every 3-4 months, so there is that..

Meitsch

ew!!! but actually, im wondering, do they even sort out the plasma by age range before using it on those rich customers? did you find any info on that? cause not only young people "donate" their plasma and as opposed to blood id guess there are much fewer regulations as to how you have to process or label the substance so it would be easier to obfuscate who it came from (maybe). would be interesting to get a look into the administrative processes of one of those blood transfusions schemes.

joseph laforte

Thank you boy and boy for allowing me the privilege of funding your procedure. I think it looks great, enjoy the baby penis!

Arya Chaudhari

i'm so sorry for my contribution to the pedo procedure and how awful your face looks now x

Wombat

good work.

Victoria

thank you mr boy boy your sacrifice was thoroughly appreciated 🫡

Neuza

So worth the wait, amazing video guys!! As always:)

Pops the Popi

"I'm very scared and I feel horrible, but I wouldn't have been able to afford this expensive surgery without you guys!" I DIED LAMO you two are a joy to the world thank u for the great content <3

FailerBob

Oh my god it happened, great video! Also you look awful, 0/10 do not recommend baby penis in your face.

Boy Boy

No worries at all, we should've been clearer to make sure our intentions weren't misinterpreted. We're still releasing another exclusive Patreon video by the end of this month

Riley

Thats valid, just thought it might be here early or something, sorry for being whiny and annoying about it. I appreciate yalls content.

Boy Boy

Sorry mate, I didn't intend to insinuate that we're putting full-length documentaries behind a patreon paywall, we want to get the political message out there to everyone, that's why we upload the big documentary projects on YouTube. Being a Patreon is entirely up to you. You get an exclusive video every month and you help fund our insane YouTube doccos.

Edward Henshall

Absolutely Incredible video, Loving the higher production quality!

Edward Henshall

Your here to support them, not just extra content. Your still getting the content, just other people are getting access too!

Blas Armelin

The Donnie injected himself for our entertainment, chill with the patreons first

Maree K

Hopefully there’s a “Patreon-Only Video” being released soon…

Riley

Why am i a patreon if its just on youtube first.

Alexander Freeman

Why did this drop on YouTube first?

Charlie

why the fuck would it be on here u aint that special

Meijak

What in the actual fuck have we funded. I am literally shocked 😂

zenon wiltowski

they really released it on youtube instead of on here :/

Meijak

Something tells me YouTube’s not happy with it

ranga mullet

it's been a month boys

Meitsch

Boy Boy finally got his period, confirmed.

Ryan Jones

What's the time zone in Australia? A month ago??

Boy Boy

Sorry for the delay, we've simultaneously been filming another big docco, and ran into some pretty scary issues with the police, so that's been taking up a lot of our time. But the bloodbank one is ready to go, we just need to get past all the community-guidelines checks on youtube

Boy Boy

It is coming my child

Boy Boy

Our blood is coming and it will feed us all

Boy Boy

hahaha I'm sorry mate! It's almost done, we're just getting through the checks on YouTube to make sure it doesn't get suppressed

Laura Kensington

Release the docco pleeeeease, I’m hungry for boyboy blood

Oliver Williams

3 weeks have gone by, like its ok to want to make a video perfect but just release what u have on here and then perfect it and post it on youtube

Meijak

Feed us please

FailerBob

The suspense is killing me, haven't been this hyped for quite a while

Lilythesnake

Bolsheviks

Shannon UwU

Unfortunately, release of the doc has been delayed after Mr Bezos ordered his private militia doctors to take a nonconsensual 5-liter blood donation from each Boy just before they could hit the "post" button

James G

we foammmmmin at the mouth boys so keen

elise jones

take ur time boys <3

py

so ready for this release after listening to you on sad boyz! it's completely wild to me that they pay you for donating blood in the US but at the same time not even suprised

ranga mullet

come on lads release the doco

Pops the Popi

bro that meat doc is going to be sooooo fucking good

Kyle

i think it's also the reason that these freaks keep trying to make VR a thing. if you already own everything in reality, why not make a new reality? real life is boring ever since rich guys bought up all the dirt and water. what if we made (and ultimately owned) DIGITAL dirt and water?! that would be SICK hell yeah

Oliver Williams

ok its been two weeks release it boss

Joseph Sullivan

Ooooh this’ll be exciting

Boy Boy

Yeah, it's huge in the military and universities, but also just for struggling people in general. Coincidentally, the university of Michigan published an awesome study tracking for-profit bloodbanks, and they pretty much exclusively pop up in really low income areas.

Elias

The more blood baby killers lose the better

Lukas G

Yeah, vast majority of people I know in the military do the same thing

malpertuis

These tech bros really do dress their children in velvet little lord outfits with blond ringlets & homeschool them so they don't know the truth of casual wear.

Emma

I'm so excited for this! I'm at the University of Michigan. This past year the graduate student instructors went on strike, demanding higher wages among other things. At a rally several graduate students I spoke to mentioned that they had to sell their plasma at least once a month just to make ends meet. It's an insane market that preys on young, working people.

Fishinmymind

Im hyped and scaredxD

Shannon UwU

Big hype for this vid (as a Twilight fan and adrenochrome drinker)

alucardo

i sell my oled

Lilythesnake

my brother sells his plasma sometimes

bb

yaaassssss i can't wait for this!! i pay for my patreon subscription by donating my blood so it'll be great to see where it's actually going!

Ruaidhrí Kiersey

Very happy to see a doco coming out. I'd pay the same fee for less content month to month and more of these! When is the meat eating doc coming out?

dogwheatbread

Also, very excited about this video, I cannot wait!

dogwheatbread

Of course you could not paint these, Aleksa, we know you’re more of a sculptor of statues, yourself.

Josef

Oh boy am I excited for this one, your docs are always on point.

Bmanslay

I hope we get early access to the doccos 👀

Neuza

Aiaiai the Bezos painting will haunt my dreams

SkayoDev

hyped!

Olemole

Finally a video that will show me how to stop aging.

Brei

Sweet! I've been waiting for that one too :) Both look great!

Graey

Uh speak for yourself pal I'm taking Count Zucula over Robert Patterson any day

Mjau

Yesss, I can't wait! I remember reading about that silicon valley man that tries to stay young by swapping blood with his son, and of course there had to be more people like him.

Kristen P

I’d happily donate my blood to cool lore vampires just tryna get by. But the tech bros make me feel like I need to hoard every last drop just so it doesn’t somehow get to them.

Kristen P

Those AI portraits are truly haunting

Scrotong

Fr. Adrenochrome won’t fix alien lizard face

Eva (Woods_Cryptid)

I miss when vampires were hot :(

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Boy Boy

Yeah, I miss real demons, not these creeps

Petethepossum

Looking forward to it, I remember seeing the trailer and loved the song choice so it stuck out in my mind

Evil Vegan

Can't fucking wait

Boy Boy

We're still working on that one, it's a real tricky one to edit, but it's on it's way. We've got multiple great projects happening simultaneously thanks to your support, so we'll get it all out soon.

Petethepossum

Did you documentary about dog and the meat ever come out

shougai

sad we live in the bad timeline where cool vampires from lore are not real and instead, we get these losers

Scrotong

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