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Chapter 167: You are clearly a dead man!
🕑 Added 2025-07-16 03:05:00 +0000 UTC【 And so, the next day arrived. Shinpachi, hands in his pockets, headed towards the Yorozuya. “So cold, so cold! It's freezing in the morning.” 】
【 As Shinpachi climbed the stairs, he paused, noticing a little girl sleeping, curled up by the Yorozuya's entrance. A snot bubble was even bubbling from her nose. “Who is this?! Drunk?” 】
【 “Ano~ Sumimasen! You'll catch a cold sleeping here, and your snot bubble is frozen.” The kind-hearted Shinpachi squatted down, politely trying to wake her up. 】
【 “No! Someone's trying to steal my spot!” As the girl's frozen snot bubble hit the ground, she woke up and immediately thrust a sword forward. Luckily, Shinpachi's dodge points were maxed out, and the strike only shattered the wall. 】
【 The girl stood up, drawing the long sword from her waist, and looked down at Shinpachi. Her red eyes had no highlights, and she spoke in a rather cute tone, saying the most ruthless words: “Which gang are you from?! If you dare touch a single finger of my big brother, I'll make you bloom a bright red flower.” 】
【 Just as the girl was about to swing, she was stopped by Kagura, who kicked open the door, having been woken up. 】
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~Projection of All Worlds~
“Hey, hey, hey, how cold is this weather?! Why did even the snot bubble freeze... And since it's so cold, she's dressed quite lightly.”
“In such cold weather, did that Sakata Gintoki just let this girl sleep at his doorstep all night...”
Initially, everyone thought Gin-san was a bit too harsh, letting a little girl sleep at his doorstep.
“Ssss!!”
It wasn't until they saw the girl's eyes without highlights that everyone silently took a cold breath.
They took back their previous statement; Gin-san letting her sleep at the door was simply foresight... Otherwise, she might have lost her head if she accidentally fell asleep. Haven't you seen how tall Jō-san's grave grass is now, two meters high?
~Gintama World~
“Ah!”
Hijikata Toushirou sighed, looking at the long sword in the girl's hand. He exuded a low pressure, looking ready to cut someone down at any disagreement.
“Do they all think the Shinsengumi doesn't exist? The sword ban is crying, you bastards.”
They were all so blatant, simply not putting the Shinsengumi in their eyes.
Kondou Isao quickly reached out and pressed down on the slightly agitated Hijikata Toushirou,
“Well, well, look at it this way, Toushi! After all, who remembers the sword ban setting now?”
“So our Shinsengumi has too few scenes, we can only appear in these words.”
Hijikata Toushirou could only sit back down cross-legged since Mr. Kondou had spoken.
“But speaking of which, this glasses frame's reaction speed is quite fast, he does have some skills.”
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【 The scene shifts, and Shinpachi and the others arrive at Otose's tavern downstairs. Tsubaki Heiko slightly squats, extending her left hand and striking a chivalrous pose: “I am the little sister who has joined the Yorozuya this time, Tsubaki Heiko, Boss Otose! Please take care of me.” 】
【 Then, she turned to Shinpachi and began to apologize: “I'm really sorry about just now, I didn't know you were Big Brother's first subordinate and I offended you.” 】
【 “I'll settle this now, by cutting off my little finger! Yohoho...” Tsubaki Heiko placed the sword on her little finger! 】
【 “Hey, what are you doing?” Just then, Gin-san's face showed a character, his expression grim as he grabbed the little braid on Tsubaki Heiko's head and lifted her up. 】
【 “I'm not a yakuza, and I don't plan on taking in subordinates. I told you to go back quickly, you dumb Tsubaki Heiko!” 】
Note: Tsubaki Heiko is a pun; the pronunciation is similar to rogue or hoodlum.
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~Projection of All Worlds~
“This is an old-school yakuza greeting pose... Even I, who's in the underworld, think you're too dark. Cutting off a finger at the drop of a hat.”
“Holy crap, Gin-san's arm strength is amazing! Easily lifting a person, and the key is he's using his left hand.”
Everyone silently swallowed their saliva. How can she say such ruthless words in such a cute tone! And those obviously messed-up eyes, is this a yandere?!
~Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun World~
“I see! Yakuza and yandere... This is a good inspiration, don't you think, Chiyo?!”
Nozaki looked at this scene, lost in thought. Although he drew shoujo manga, yandere seemed like a good idea too!
“Chiyo?!”
Nozaki found no one was responding to him. When he turned back, he saw Sakura Chiyo trembling in fear, looking at him with some worry.
Being stared at with such eyes by Chiyo, Nozaki silently withdrew his earlier thought. It seemed a bit too bloody, not suitable for shoujo manga.
~One-Punch Man World~
Looking at the scene where Gin-san grabbed Tsubaki Heiko by her braid and lifted her up... Saitama at this moment wanted to dive into the screen headfirst, his eyes bloodshot, staring intensely at the screen.
He wasn't curious about how Gin-san lifted the person; after all, in their world, it could be done easily.
What he cared about was Tsubaki Heiko's amazing hair follicles! This strong hair made him feel sour... Why don't I have such strong hair?
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【 Shinpachi was also curious and asked Otose if she knew the girl's background. 】
【 Otose crossed her hands over her chest and told them what she knew, “I've heard of her. The Ueki family, who often have disputes with Jirouchou, has a woman who can take on a thousand in a fight, her name is 'Killer Heiko'!” 】
【 Upon hearing the news, Gin-san and Shinpachi were full of disbelief, sweat slightly dripping from their foreheads, looking at the giggling Tsubaki Heiko: “Huh?! Killer? This silly-looking guy?” 】
【 “This dumb girl is a yakuza assassin?!” 】
【 “It's nothing great.” Tsubaki Heiko lowered her head shyly, her body twisting slightly. “I'm just good at decorating with flowers, you know? The worse the person, the more beautiful the flower that blooms.” 】
【 “The more you cut, the more beautiful the flowers that bloom.” 】
【 As Tsubaki Heiko spoke of cutting people as simply as arranging flowers, Shinpachi was scared. 】
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~Projection of All Worlds~
“As expected of someone with no highlights, help... I'm starting to get scared of this girl.”
“They're not praising you! Why are you shy, hey! And the more you cut, the more beautiful the flowers that bloom, she's talking about brains, right...”
Some relatively everyday worlds were scared by this terrorist-like statement.
So this is the yakuza?! Killing is as easy as drinking water.
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【 The scene shifts to the street. Tsubaki Heiko has her sword on her shoulder, wearing sunglasses, looking like a standard subordinate. “Hey, hey! Big Brother coming through!” 】
【 On the other side, Kagura is also imitating her, wearing the same sunglasses and looking fierce. “Who said you could look? Commoners, huh?!” 】
【 Shinpachi and Gin-san, following behind, have dark circles under their eyes and are sweating coldly. “Not good, not good. We've been latched onto by a troublesome kid. She's going to turn Kabuki-chou into a flower garden. That means a sea of blood!” 】
【 “She's determined to ask Gin-san for help to get revenge on Jirouchou.” 】
【 Gin-san looks at Tsubaki Heiko in front, who's even barking at passing dogs, and tries to stay calm: “It's... It's okay! Although she's called 'Killer', she's still a girl. How could she do something so exaggerated to take the boss's life?” 】
【 Just as Gin-san finished speaking, Tsubaki Heiko arrived at a flower shop, lifted her sunglasses, and spoke cheerfully: “Grandma, do you know what protection money is?” 】
【 “Ah,” Kagura also peeked out from the side, pretending to be fierce. 】
【 This move directly caused all the shops to pull down their shutters and avoid them. 】
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~Projection of All Worlds~
“How can she ask for protection money in such a cheerful tone? Anyone who didn't know would think she came to say hello to Grandma...”
“She doesn't even spare the passing dogs...”
Seeing this scene, everyone covered their faces. They were learning bad things instead of good ones. Those who didn't know Kagura's true nature thought she was learning bad habits from Tsubaki Heiko.
~Gintama World~
A certain bald man with a receding hairline on a certain planet is about to explode with anger. He's fighting the Amanto from other planets with more force:
“Kagura, wait for Daddy, definitely don't turn bad!! The yakuza is too early for you.”
He shouldn't have believed that silver-haired curly head. Look what he's done to the child?! How well-behaved and cute Kagura was before, and now she's starting to mix with the yakuza.
Meanwhile, the Yorozuya family on Earth is sitting stiffly in the living room, sweating profusely.
“Gin... Gin-san, can I stay here tonight? Even if it's just the living room.”
Shinpachi trembled as he uttered this sentence. He didn't dare go home now; he was afraid of being bagged if he went out.
“It... it should... be okay! After all, collecting protection money is in the future, and everyone in Kabuki-chou is kind-hearted, so nothing will happen.”
Gin-san pretended to be calm, but his stuttering tone betrayed him.
“Kind-hearted?! Are you referring to those burly men outside with mean faces who are surrounding us...”
Shinpachi pointed to the hoodlums outside the Yorozuya who were constantly shouting. Saying they were kind-hearted, doesn't your conscience hurt, Gin-san!!
And Zura, why are you, a wanted criminal, also joining in the fun outside?!
Zura was laughing heartily outside,
“Hahaha, Gin-san, have you finally decided to become our general again!”
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【 Gin-san quickly pulled Tsubaki Heiko over and tried to teach her. Then, at Kagura's suggestion, they went to a cake shop to see if she could learn what normal girls were like. 】
【 Upon arriving at the cake shop, Tsubaki Heiko seemed a little nervous. Meanwhile, Gin-san and Kagura were wolfing down the cakes. 】
【 “Come on, don't just stand there, eat quickly. Eat quickly. If you don't eat, I'll eat it.” 】
【 To ease her awkward atmosphere, Shinpachi extended his fork, poked a little bit of the cake in front of Tsubaki Heiko, and ate it himself. 】
【 However, Tsubaki Heiko stared blankly at the cake in front of her. Not only was she not moved by Shinpachi, but she also took the cake to the counter: “The cake was bitten by a cockroach. It's too dirty, I can't eat it anymore.” 】
【 “Are you calling me a cockroach?! You bastard!” Shinpachi's face showed a character, angrily grabbing the little braid on Tsubaki Heiko's forehead. 】
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~Projection of All Worlds~
“Hahaha, although Shinpachi is very caring and has high emotional intelligence, I still want to laugh.”
“Shinpachi is too miserable. If he were a normal otaku, he probably wouldn't be able to step out of his room again after being treated like this by a girl.”
What a good 'bitten by a cockroach'... Shinpachi was trying to take care of you!
~Gintama World~
Shinpachi is completely gloomy now, silently walking to the corner and starting to shut himself off,
“I'm a cockroach... Hehe, yes! I'm just a cockroach.”
“Shinpachi, cheer up!! How can you be a cockroach?! Isn't your soul radiating light?”
Gin-san couldn't stand it anymore and quickly tried to comfort him.
Looking at Shinpachi raising his head and gradually recovering his spirit, Gin-san looked into his eyes and smiled cheerfully,
“How could you be a cockroach, you're clearly a glasses frame, aren't you?! Yeah!”.
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