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Chapter 168: Don't panic when something happens, first find a time machine!
🕑 Added 2025-07-18 03:00:02 +0000 UTCAfter they finished the cake, Kagura pointed towards the dried goods store next to them again
【 After they finished the cake, Kagura pointed towards the dried goods store next to them again: “Hey, there's a cute dried goods store there, let's go take a look.” 】
【 Shinpachi could no longer hold back his tsukkomi spirit: “Seriously, you've only picked places you wanted to go to since earlier, right? Why is a dried goods store a girly place?” 】
【 “Big brother!” Tsubaki Hirako, who was at the dried goods store, was just about to call out to Gintoki when she bumped into a bald, fat man with a scar on his face. “Ah, sumimasen!” 】
【 “Ah!!” The bald man quickly lay on the ground, clutching his shoulder and screaming nonstop. His subordinates immediately surrounded him. 】
【 “Big brother! What's wrong?!” 】
【 “It's broken! That bump just now broke my bone.” The bald big brother seemed to be in great pain, rolling around on the ground and shouting in agony. 】
【 Seeing this scene, Gintoki and Shinpachi's faces darkened. “The real deal is here!!” 】
【 “Tsk... nothing we can do.” Gintoki seemed to have made up his mind and started walking towards the bald man and his group. 】
【 Shinpachi quickly reached out and said, “Gin-san, you can't use violence.” 】
【 “I know, I'll politely resolve it the adult way.” 】
【 。。。。。】
~Projection of All Worlds~
“Isn't that faking an injury for compensation?! Do the yakuza use this trick too?”
“Look at them, facing the fake injury calmly, and even using the adult way to politely resolve it.”
Everyone nodded. It seemed this curly-haired guy was quite reliable after all. Although he looked a bit flustered at first, he was still calm and composed.
He wasn't blinded by anger but used a reliable adult method. Kagura should learn more from him; that's the kind of role model a child should have.
~Doraemon World~
“Nobita, this is when you should seriously learn how adults handle these things? You'll need it when you encounter these things in the future.”
Doraemon pulled Nobita's sleeve, wanting him to quickly watch carefully.
Nobita also felt that Doraemon made sense, so he watched carefully. After all, Gian had often used this trick to cheat him out of money, so maybe he could learn something from this to deal with Gian.
~Jujutsu Kaisen World, Future Timeline~
“This is what a reliable adult is.”
Kugisaki Nobara looked at the jumping Gojo Satoru next to her and silently covered her face. One had silver hair, one had white hair. Why was the difference in their way of handling things so big?
“Mhm mhm!”
Fushiguro Megumi and Itadori Yuuji nodded in agreement. What she said was reasonable.
~Detective Conan World~
“What else is there to say?! The evidence is conclusive, just call the police.”
Conan felt bored, there wasn't even anything to deduce.
Could it be that they wanted to reason with the yakuza?! If they could be reasoned with, they wouldn't be yakuza.
~Gintama World~
Seeing this scene, Shinpachi stiffly turned his head and stared at Gintoki:
“Gulp... Gin-san, I can trust you, right? Are you sure you'll resolve it in a polite way?!”
“Probably... right?!”
Gintoki said uncertainly. Although this was the future, didn't he know what kind of person he was? If his legs weren't weak right now, he would want to run away.
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【 Gintoki walked behind the bald man and put his hand on his shoulder. “Um, what's wrong with my companion?” 】
【 “Who are you?!” The bald man turned his head to look at him, and then Gintoki suddenly spun 360 degrees and was sent flying out with a scream. 】
【 “B... Big brother! What's wrong?” Tsubaki Hirako quickly ran over, looking at Gintoki, who had suddenly fallen to the ground and was screaming. 】
【 “It's... broken!” Gintoki spat out a mouthful of blood and lay on his back on the ground, looking very painful. “That pat on my shoulder just now broke all my bones.” 】
【 Shinpachi's face changed drastically. “Aren't you the same?!” 】
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~Projection of All Worlds~
“Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, what a reliable adult, this spray of blood is much stronger than the other side, as expected, it's professional.”
“So this is an adult's polite way of resolving things... as expected, it's polite, using magic to defeat magic, faking an injury against faking an injury. I didn't expect this one to be even more impressive.”
Everyone from other worlds couldn't stop laughing when they saw this.
This faking of injury was amazing, especially the spray of blood, which was the essence. They could only say, as expected of you!
~Doraemon World~
“Nobita, don't look, you absolutely must not learn this.”
Doraemon quickly jumped in front of Nobita, trying to block his view.
What kind of reliable adult is this?! Isn't he the same? It's too easy to lead children astray, especially Nobita, absolutely don't learn this!
But it was already too late, Nobita had firmly imprinted this scene in his mind. He planned to do the same when Gian faked an injury against him.
~Gintama World~
“Isn't this faking an injury?! Don't forget you're the protagonist of Jump! It's because you keep leading children astray like this that we can't get on prime time.”
Shinpachi pressed Gintoki's head onto the table, making a deep dent in it, and repeated it several times.
“So, you adults are all like this.”
Kagura watched this scene with an expressionless face, not forgetting to dig her nose.
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Meanwhile, Zura, who was still on standby on the roof of the Yorozuya, was greatly shocked and looked at this scene with disbelief. Being a one-track mind, he thought this was real.
“Bakayaro! This bald guy is so strong, he actually shattered all of Gintoki's bones with one pat.”
The somewhat naive Zura was planning to go back to his base and find someone to recruit the bald guy to join the Joui Patriots! After all, it would be a shame for such a strong force to be left out.
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【 “I patted your shoulder? You patted yourself, didn't you?” The bald man was also furious. He was the only one who could fake an injury. When was it someone else's turn to fake an injury? 】
【 Tsubaki Hirako helped up Gintoki, who was still bleeding from his mouth, and looked at the bald man: “Um, how do you plan to settle this?” 】
【 Kagura was still holding the seaweed at the dried goods store and turned her head to this side to stop them: “No, Hirako, calm down!” 】
【 The old woman took out some change: “Here's your change, thank you for your patronage.” 】
【 “Ah!!” Kagura reached out to take it, then covered her left hand and screamed, and her whole body suddenly flew out and fell onto the dried goods! 】
【 Shinpachi also started to complain when he saw this: “Why are you broken too??” 】
【 。。。。。】
~Projection of All Worlds~
“It's over... now the child has also gone bad, like father, like daughter.”
“Good heavens, don't learn everything from this unreliable adult!! Please, learn something good.”
It was the same when she learned from the yakuza, and now she's picking up faking injuries so quickly... So is it really that easy to go bad? Then you're really exceptionally talented, Kagura.
~Gintama World~
“Kondo-san, there's no need to consider, right?! Quickly call people to arrest them, this Yorozuya is clearly faking injury! The whole family is.”
Hijikata Toushirou's hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly, and he started to feel a little sorry for the bald man. Why did he have to provoke the Yorozuya group for no reason?
They are a bunch of rotten mud; not only can they not be helped up, but they will also stick to you and can't be washed off.
“Danna, as expected of Danna!”
Sougo, who also had a somewhat mischievous personality, nodded in agreement. This way of handling things was indeed worthy of him.
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【 Gintoki started to play peacemaker weakly: “Um... you broke one hand. Both of us have comminuted fractures all over our bodies. Let's call it even, what do you think?” 】
【 The bald man wasn't stupid. He pointed at Kagura and said, “You broke yourselves! The kid here has nothing to do with us!” 】
【 The bald man wanted to take Tsubaki Hirako away, but she resisted. Then the bald man threw a punch, planning to teach Tsubaki Hirako a lesson. Just then, Gintoki reached out and grabbed his wrist. 】
【 “Comminuted fractures all over the body, huh?” The bald man looked at Gintoki, who was grabbing his hand, with a cold sweat on his face... 】
【 “What's wrong with your hand? This is... a big problem.” Gintoki directly threw him out, smashing him onto the shelf next to them. 】
【 Shinpachi quickly said, “W... What are you doing?! Why did you explode first?” 】
【 Gintoki looked at Shinpachi a little sheepishly, “I was already bowing down, he was just too much. I just flicked him lightly, didn't I?” 】
【 Tsubaki Hirako: “In that case, we have to fight Jirochou no matter what. Let's decorate them with bright red flowers together!” 】
【 Then the scene started to get chaotic, and the bald man's subordinates were all knocked down by Gintoki casually. 】
【 “Stop... calm down.” Gintoki frantically fumbled with the cash register on the counter, trying to get his head in. “Anyway, calm down, find Doraemon.” 】
【 “In that case... concrete!” Then Kagura somehow got a bucket of concrete. 】
【 Shinpachi could no longer hold back and quickly complained, “What are you trying to do!!” 】
【 Just then, the man with the stitch in the face who came to buy dog food saw Gintoki and Kagura stuffing the bald man into the concrete bucket... 】
【 。。。。。】
~Projection of All Worlds~
“Speaking of which... You guys are the yakuza, aren't you! If you don't agree, you just stuff people into concrete.”
“ Hahaha, anyway, calm down first, then look for a time machine, pfft... Hahahaha!”
Everyone couldn't hide the smiles on their faces. You actually listened to Kagura and stuffed people into concrete! And why do it on the street?! You guys are completely unashamed, publicly committing a crime on the street, aren't you?
Now it's completely unexplainable. You've been caught red-handed, witnessed by the opposing boss himself disposing of a body.
~Doraemon World~
“Doraemon, have you been there too?”
Nobita was full of confusion; otherwise, how would they know Doraemon?
Even Doraemon himself was very confused. Had he been to that era sometime and forgotten?!
Although he couldn't figure it out, Doraemon still wanted to say:
“The time machine is not for you to do this! You idiots.”
~Gintama World~
“It's over, we'll be spending the rest of our lives in prison!”
Shinpachi seemed to have already seen himself in a prison uniform. Stuffing people into cement was a direct public crime.
“Calm... calm down! Shinpachi.”
Gintoki pulled open the drawer in front of him, trying to stuff his head in.
“Anyway... find the time machine first!!”
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