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ICISEI Episode 109
🕑 Added 2025-09-11 03:00:03 +0000 UTCEpisode 109: Spicy Fortune-Teller - Mikoto Aiura Appears!
『 On the screen, Toritsuka Reita's words also drifted over.
“Clairvoyance, telepathy, seeing through all things, teleportation, psychokinesis, there's this guy who has all sorts of superpowers!”
The camera returned to Saiki Kusuo's room, where Saiki Kusuo looked helplessly at Toritsuka Reita, who was smiling with ill intentions.
“You guy... You just want to inquire about the women's bathhouse...”
Immediately after, Toritsuka Reita knelt on the ground again, sincerely begging Saiki Kusuo, “Master Saiki!! Take me as your disciple!! Teach me superpowers!! Please!!”
However, Saiki Kusuo, who could read minds, was naturally not moved by Toritsuka Reita's superficial sincerity, because this guy's mind was filthy. ...
“Even if you learn superpowers, you'll surely only use them for all sorts of improper things...”
Toritsuka Reita suddenly became serious.
He looked directly at Saiki Kusuo and said, “Master, you have telepathy, so you know what I'm thinking. Then I'll honestly confess!!”
As he spoke, his expression became unusually serious and earnest, as if he were about to announce some earth-shattering secret!
“I want to learn superpowers to peek at girls! I want to use future prediction to win the lottery jackpot! I want to use superpowers to mess around as I please!!”
Saiki Kusuo: “...” 』
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~ Dimensional livestream, Chat Room ~
【 Sakata Gintoki Sakata (Gintama): “Hahahaha!” 】
【 Sakata Gintoki Sakata (Gintama): “This young man is quite right. After having superpowers, one should use them for so many things.” 】
【 Sakata Gintoki Sakata (Gintama): “Otherwise, what else would you do with such powerful superpowers?” 】
【 Kagura (Gintama): “[?｀Д? 】 ” ]
【 Keqing (Genshin Impact): “To actually want to do these things is simply outrageous. He himself is also a psychic with psychic abilities.” 】
【 Shizuka Hiratsuka (Oregairu): “Seeing this guy reminds me of that brat that I saw before. He really needs to be taught a lesson.” 】
【 Ran Mouri (Detective Conan): “He's like this at such a young age. Conan, you mustn't become like this~!” 】
【 Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan): “Okay, Ran-neechan!” 】
【 Haibara Ai (Detective Conan): “Ehh~” 】
【 。。。。。】
『 In the screen...
Saiki Kusuo was completely dumbfounded.
He was utterly shocked by Toritsuka Reita's (honesty, but here used sarcastically for his shamelessness).
This was probably the most shameless and thick-skinned person he had ever met in his life.
To be able to say such things so righteously made Saiki Kusuo unconsciously clench his fists, desperately suppressing the urge to pry open the other person's skull to see what was inside.
And Toritsuka Reita seemed unaware that danger had quietly arrived.
He looked excited, his smile becoming even more lewd, and said gleefully, “I'm also super interested in X-ray vision!! Of course! I want to learn X-ray vision to peep! Hehehehehehe~~~”
“And psychokinesis~~ I can use it to....”
“ Hehehehehe.”
Saiki Kusuo was silent, his inner monologue transmitted through the video.
《 I've never seen such a pure-eyed bastard. 》 』
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~ Dimensional livestream, Chat Room ~
【 Oyama Mahiro (Onimai): “A pure-eyed, perverted bastard, does such a person really exist?” 】
【 Utaha Kasumigaoka (Saekano): “Heh, whether you believe it or not, such a person has now appeared before us.” 】
【 Sawamura Eriri (Saekano): “Damn it, why does such a person exist!” 】
【 Hiraga Saito (Zero No Tsukima): “Purity and perversion can't possibly merge together, can they?” 】
【 Rimuru (Tensura): “Perhaps, he just purely wanted to be lewd, and that's why he became such a powerful being.” 】
【 Rimuru (Tensura): “Is, is that so. (Oh no, I hope the hard drives in my home computer have been destroyed; otherwise, my reputation will be ruined.)” 】
【 。。。。。】
『 In the screen, Saiki Kusuo seemed to have reached his limit of tolerance.
He looked at Toritsuka Reita with a calm gaze and said through telepathy,
“Perhaps you've misunderstood something.”
“When other people's voices flood into my mind, and my eyes' clairvoyance is too strong, I can't touch anything without gloves. Can you understand this pain?”
Suddenly, an astonishing aura erupted from Saiki Kusuo!
He was not simple!
He was Saiki!!
The most powerful psychic in the world!!!
Therefore....
“Don't underestimate psychics!!!!”
Saiki Kusuo stared intently at Toritsuka Reita, and behind him, it was as if the eyes of twin gods were scrutinizing Toritsuka Reita, who was like an ant!
The immense pressure instantly made Toritsuka Reita tremble all over!
Toritsuka Reita panicked!
He finally felt that Saiki Kusuo was very unhappy, and quickly stammered,
“Anyway... I'll go back today!! Master Saiki! Sorry for bothering you!!”
With that, Toritsuka Reita got up with difficulty and headed for the door.
He was quite scared by Saiki Kusuo.
And Saiki Kusuo had no intention of letting this guy continue to pollute the air in his room, so he calmly instructed through telepathy, “Don't tell anyone about what happened today.”
He didn't want his psychic identity to be leaked by others.
Toritsuka Reita looked at Saiki Kusuo with regret and cautiously asked, “Then... can I come again in the future???”
Saiki Kusuo was too lazy to talk nonsense, grabbed his hand, and said through telepathy, “Alright, stop the nonsense and go back quickly...”
But the next second, Saiki Kusuo felt something was wrong. His outstretched hand was not wearing gloves!
Oh, right! ...
Just now! ...
He had taken off his gloves to use telepathy to find out who the letter writer was!!!
Then....
Saiki Kusuo's voiceover in the video sounded.
《 Telepathy: Touching someone without gloves will directly feel their emotions!! 》
Then....
Saiki Kusuo in the video fell silent, giving Toritsuka Reita a deep look.
The scene was still in Saiki Kusuo's room, but the scene seemed to have changed to Toritsuka Reita's perspective along with Saiki Kusuo.
Because...
A dozen illusory figures suddenly appeared in Saiki Kusuo's room.
Those...
Were the ghosts Toritsuka Reita mentioned, who were watching?
These ghosts had already filled Saiki Kusuo's room....
Toritsuka Reita looked at the stunned Saiki Kusuo blankly and shouted anxiously,
“Master!! What's wrong!!! Master!!!”
Saiki Kusuo glanced at Toritsuka Reita sympathetically and sighed.
“It's nothing... It's not easy for anyone....” 』
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~ Dimensional livestream, Chat Room ~
【 Umaru Doma (Himouto): “So many.” 】
【 Hu Tao (Genshin Impact): “Wow! So many customers, I'd be rich if this were mine!” 】
【 Hu Tao (Genshin Impact): “Unfortunately, this is another world.” 】
【 。。。。。】
『 The video continued to play.
The scene changed to a tall building.
Then, some indiscernible voices emerged, confusing the viewers.
“I heard there's a new transfer student today, and it's a girl!”
“Really!? A girl!?”
Following these words, the scene shifted, and Saiki Kusuo appeared in the video.
“It's that time again, the old rule for the second semester, the new transfer student character is making her appearance!”
Saiki Kusuo spoke to himself expressionlessly using his psychic powers, as if explaining the current situation to all the viewers.
“Sigh, a new character has appeared, so someone has to leave the stage... someone like Toritsuka Reita, there's no need to keep him around!”
Just then, the classroom door was suddenly pushed open, and the homeroom teacher of Class 2- 3 slowly entered the classroom.
“Alright, everyone, return to your seats....”
Before she could finish, the teacher was stunned. It was the first time she had seen the boys in the class sitting so obediently and giving her a mysterious smile.
“This... never mind, today I'll introduce the transfer student to everyone....”
Afterwards, the teacher noticed that when the words “transfer student” were mentioned, the eyes of the boys in the class became even more bizarre!
That look...
It was like a group of fervent players craving game coins!
“Hey, hey, hey, your eyes are not right.”
Saiki Kusuo was also speechless at the reaction of the boys in the class. It's just a transfer student, why the fuss?
But the viewers watching the video didn't think so.
They knew in their hearts that the people appearing in the video were all intricately connected to Saiki Kusuo.
For example, Kaido Shun and Nendou Riki, who stuck to Saiki all day long,
For example, the “angel” Teruhashi Kokomi, who has a crush on Saiki,
And the psychic Toritsuka Reita, whose eyes were clear but whose mind was extremely perverted!
Therefore, this transfer student might also be a key figure? 』
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~ Dimensional livestream, Chat Room ~
【 Oyama Mahiro (Onimai): “Another transfer student.” 】
【 Oyama Mahiro (Onimai): “According to the plot, something should happen at this moment to show how powerful the protagonist is.” 】
【 Saiki Kusuo (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K): “So troublesome.” 】
【 Sonoko Suzuki (Detective Conan): “Here it comes, here it comes, the exciting transfer student moment is about to arrive!” 】
【 Ran Mouri (Detective Conan): “Alright, alright, Sonoko, don't be so excited.” 】
【 。。。。。】
『 Then.... Everyone saw it.
On the screen, a blonde beauty dressed provocatively, with tanned skin, walked into the classroom and stylishly wrote her name on the blackboard.
“Hello everyone, my name is Aiura Mikoto!”
As soon as this girl appeared, the boys in the class, who were as lively as bees in spring, were doused with a basin of cold water. They all stared blankly at the transfer student named Aiura Mikoto.
“She's a delinquent...”
“The new student is actually a delinquent....”
Many people didn't understand why a delinquent could instantly extinguish the enthusiasm of these boys, but the following scene made everyone's eyebrows involuntarily rise, feeling that things were becoming interesting.
Because....
Her gaze met Saiki Kusuo's.
And her true identity was!!!
“My name is Aiura Mikoto, feel free to call me Mikoto~~”
Aiura Mikoto, with her tanned skin, wrote her name confidently on the podium, saying as she spoke.
“I like fortune-telling and doing manicures.”
As soon as Aiura Mikoto said this, many girls in the class erupted, their faces filled with excitement.
After all, they were peers, and many girls of this age were quite interested in fortune-telling.
Yumehara Chiyo immediately showed a surprised smile and shouted, “Oh my! You like fortune-telling too!? Me too!”
Aiura Mikoto clearly didn't expect to have a fellow enthusiast in the class, and became happy, asking,
“Really!? Fortune-telling is quite interesting, isn't it~ What's your name?”
Yumehara Chiyo replied with a smile, “My name is Yumehara Chiyo. I'll take you to a special fortune-telling shop nearby sometime~”
Hearing Yumehara Chiyo's words, Aiura Mikoto thanked her with a light smile, but then politely declined, “Haha, thanks, but I didn't mean that. Be good, Chiyo.”
As she spoke, Aiura Mikoto unzipped her backpack, as if to take something out.
Yumehara Chiyo looked at Aiura Mikoto blankly, pointing at herself in confusion,
“Be good, Chiyo... are you referring to me??”
Aiura Mikoto opened her backpack, revealing a crystal ball inlaid with various jewels, then took out the crystal ball and playfully said to Yumehara Chiyo and the other girls, “I'm a fortune teller~~” 』
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~ Dimensional livestream, Chat Room ~
【 Keqing (Genshin Impact): “Fortune teller?” 】
【 Himeko (Honkai: Star Rail): “Oh? Does this mean it's a divination type?” 】
【 Umaru Doma (Himouto): “But, does divination really exist in reality?” 】
【 Mona (Genshin Impact): “Fortune teller, is it different from my astrologer's divination abilities? This is divination from another world, I'm very curious.” 】
【 Nozomi Tojo (Love Live): “Oh?” 】
【 Nozomi Tojo (Love Live): “In a world of superpowers, this should be real divination, right?” 】
【 Shinomiya Kaguya (Love Is War): “Be careful, a chuunibyou psychic also appeared before.” 】
【 Nozomi Tojo (Love Live):“......” 】
【 。。。。。】
『 Following this sentence, the camera abruptly shifted....
“Yo~ The new transfer student is quite popular.”
Kaido Shun stood by Saiki Kusuo's desk, a hint of jealousy in his eyes, looking at Aiura Mikoto, who was surrounded by a group of girls in the distance, and couldn't help but sigh.
Nendou Riki nodded vigorously, expressing his agreement.
He crossed his arms, staring at Aiura Mikoto, who was surrounded by the crowd, his eyes almost popping out.
After all, the transfer students before, whether it was the former delinquent Kuboyasu Aren or the rich young master of the Saikō family, had never been this popular.
So, when this situation arose, the surrounding male classmates were a bit surprised.
“I say, should we go get our fortunes told, too?” As soon as Nendou Riki finished speaking, his eyes turned to Saiki Kusuo, who was sitting beside him, meditating quietly.
“I have no interest in that,” Kaido Shun replied.
As for Saiki Kusuo, he glanced at Kaido Shun expressionlessly and thought to himself,
“Hmm... Although I say that, I really have no interest at all. Oh well, as long as this guy doesn't bother me.”
The camera slowly moved away from Saiki Kusuo's face and shifted to Aiura Mikoto, who appeared in the frame.
“What do you want to have your fortune told, cute Chiyo?”
Aiura Mikoto took the opportunity during the break to do fortune-telling for the surrounding female classmates.
Naturally, the first person she chose to tell her fortune was Yumehara Chiyo, who had previously shared similar interests with her.
“Oh my.... Then.... let's see how my academic luck is~”
Yumehara Chiyo said, fidgeting.
But her coy appearance didn't look like she truly wanted to know her academic luck. After all, who would blush like an apple when asking about academic luck!
After seeing this scene.
Saiki Kusuo, hearing Yumehara Chiyo's inner voice with his psychic powers, confirmed that this girl was not being honest.
《 Love! Destiny!! I need to calculate my romantic luck!!! 》
Aiura Mikoto saw through Yumehara Chiyo's little trick at a glance and said while laughing heartily and waving her hand,
“Stop acting, you actually want to ask about men, right~~”
Yumehara Chiyo was startled and at a loss, her eyes wide, her face full of fear as she looked at Aiura Mikoto,
“You you you you you!!! How did you know!!!”
Seeing Yumehara Chiyo's instantly changed expression, Saiki Kusuo on the side felt a little helpless.
This girl's thoughts were always spot on.
At this moment, on the camera side, Mikoto had already begun her fortune-telling ritual.
She produced a bucket from somewhere, then took out a bottle of ink and an eraser.
Everyone was confused by Aiura Mikoto's peculiar operation. Yumehara Chiyo was even more curious and asked,
“Bucket, ink, eraser, what are you going to do?”
Aiura Mikoto, who had entered the fortune-telling state, suddenly became serious and sternly shouted,
“Shut up!”
In an instant, everyone was stunned by Aiura Mikoto's serious demeanor and involuntarily made space for her.
So, under everyone's gaze, Aiura Mikoto poured the ink into the bucket and started swinging it around.
Her bold movements were simply not what a girl would do!
Everyone was dumbfounded, but Aiura Mikoto's eyes were fixed, completely ignoring the surrounding gazes. After swinging the bucket a few times, she put it down and quickly picked up a small knife to sharpen the eraser.
Finally, she solemnly threw the eraser shavings into the bucket.
Then....
Everyone's mouths widened, staring at Aiura Mikoto, who was kneeling on the ground holding the bucket, lost in deep thought.
This guy might be easily fooled.
(This guy, I can trick into playing games for a year bushi). 』
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