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Daily Doe: Pirate Booty
🕑 Added 2017-11-06 01:14:52 +0000 UTC Arrrrr! There be more then doubloons buried in HER booty....yeah i went there.https://sta.sh/21kw7mhq7lut?edit=1
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Hatton Slayden
oooh that gave me a good laugh
Simone Spinozzi
"And this is how pirates ended up working for the government in the late 1700s. They knew they were bugged. Might as well play along. Hmmmmm... play." "But.. sir... this is porn! Not an history lesson!" "And isn't reproduction the main driving force of human behaviour in the end?! Of course it's history!" "But... sir... they are different species, they can't reproduce... also one of them isn't human!" "Are you a stinkin' racist?!" "But... no... i mean... i..." (flees crying to join extreme alt right... "DEATH TO ALL BUGGERS! VIVA ENDER!"... and all that.) 😁👍💖 great job!
