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Mar bogging down
🕑 Added 2017-11-07 12:22:02 +0000 UTC well let's see how this turns out
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Hatton Slayden
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Simone Spinozzi
"Hi there! Have you listened to the good tale of our lord and saviour Mar?" "Oh! Yes! I've got volumes up to the eleventh!" "Wh- ... uh?!" "He was here two weeks ago! He signed them!" "..." "Do you... do you want to see them?" *heavy breathing* "... uhhhhhh ... good.... good JOB! Yes! Sorry but we're on a tight schedule! You don't need us!" "I DO! NOBODY EVER SPEAKS TO ME! I NEED SOMEBODY WHO UNDERSTANDS!" *heavy breathing* *picks a Mar action figure.* "See? Limited edition!" "..." Steps aside shows inside. A large painting of mar with a rose between his teeth. "I've had it commissioned!" "..." *heavy perspiration* "I've even got-" *the tip of a dakimakura starts to peek in the door as it gets dragged* "WE THANK YOU FOR THE SPONSORSHIP! GOOD JOB! WE MUST LEAVE! UNBELIEVERS NEED US! BAI!"
