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Daily Doe:Kungfu fuck

🕑 Added 2018-12-04 12:00:02 +0000 UTC

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Hatton Slayden

*does the kung fu dance*

Simone Spinozzi

Damn i get one week of nearly no time to see anything and @RicanWolf beats me to the punchline. Better give the whole song i had in mind here though. *cracks knuckles* Everybody was Kung Fu Fucking Those taps were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fucked with expert timing There was the funky China man from funky Chinatown They were slapping thighs up They were slappin' titties down It's an ancient Chinese art And everybody knew their part From a feinting, to a slip And a tappin' from the hip Everybody was Kung Fu fucking Those taps were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they fucked with expert timing There was funky Panda Chin and little Sammy Chong He said, here comes the big ass, let's get it on We took the bow and made a stand Started swaying with the hand A sudden motion made with the hip Now we're into a brand new slip Everybody was Kung Fu fucking Those taps were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they did it with expert timing Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-ha Keep on, keep on, keep on Sure enough Everybody was Kung Fu fucking Those taps were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening Make sure you have expert timing Kung Fu fucking, had to thrust fast as lightning...