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Daily Doe: Rough Seas
🕑 Added 2018-11-25 12:01:00 +0000 UTC https://www.dropbox.com/sh/chffzaq71wzqq8a/AABKpZtABmwGc91cxlK4dWh2a?dl=0old folios
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Hatton Slayden
XDXD ok that one got a real good chuckle out of me
Simone Spinozzi
"soooo why did you become a pirate?" "because i liked a stupid joke." "oooohhh... i want to see it." *climbs the helm, uses one of the helm's handles as a dildo* "this ship! It's driving me nuts!" "..." "..." "... buuuuut ... you're a woman!" "... i said it was a stupid joke." "Buuuut..." "yeees?" "WE CAN MAKE IT WORK!" "....howwww?" "quick, make a tiny helm and put it on my dick! Then whenever people will ask me i can tell them: SHE'S DRIVING ME NUTS! And nobody will know what i mean except for you. ❤" "Quick! I need some wood!" "HERE!" "I mean actual wood, to gnaw into shape. ❤" "YEEEEESSSS!"
