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New Year, New Post!
🕑 Added 2020-01-01 18:48:33 +0000 UTCWhat's up, everybody! Welcome to 2020, same as 2019. While I'm not planning on doing any major overhauls to my Patreon structure in terms of tiers and benefits, I am hoping somewhat to be more communicative in terms of how much I post on here. So consider this your reminder to check your Patreon settings concerning e-mail notifications for new blog posts. I don't want to bother anyone with constant e-mail spam each time I post a new entry, and for those who do want to be bothered with my frequent updates I want to be sure you get them!
Secondly, I ask all patrons send me your prompts ASAP. Many of you have been subscribed to me for many months by now, so you know the drill.
And now, let's get into the coming attractions.
- First and most importantly, I am planning my first livestream event this Friday the 3rd at 6PM EST. I've teased the possibility of doing live prompts several times in the past, and now that the December rush is behind me I want to finally give it a shot. BUT, there will be a few rules for this.
1) ALL REQUESTS ARE FREE. For now, I am not charging for prompts. If you have an idea, and you're present in the chat, you may throw me a request without the exchange of moooooney. This is a trial run, and I might be shit at it, so I don't want anyone wasting their dollars on my incompetence.
2) Because these are FREE, I have a few restrictions. Firstly, prompts are first come, first serve. That means if you show up an hour into the stream and I take your prompt, you'll have to wait until I get through those that came before you.
3) I have complete discretion to turn down any prompt. Whether it's a character/pairing I'm unfamiliar with, a kink I'm not into, a show I've never watched, whatever, if I say no then it's no. You are of course welcome to keep asking until I accept one.
4) Prompts will be done in waves. Meaning if there are five people in chat with five prompts, everyone gets one until I've finished them all. Once that queue has been emptied, we'll start over and you may request a second prompt. You cannot have two back-to-back prompts... Unless you're literally the ONLY person in the chat.
5) I will be shooting for 500-1000 words per prompt, but there is no set limit or minimum. If I really, really like your prompt, I may spend more time on it. If I'm not into it, it may be shorter. If you've been reading me for awhile now then you should have a good idea what I'm into, so exploit my weaknesses to get some longer fics.
6) And of course, though it shouldn't be said, behave yourself. I am doing these FREE prompts as a service to my fans. Don't be abusive in the chat and don't throw a tantrum if I turn down your requests.
So there it is. I don't expect a lot of people to show up. My audience is still pretty small, but I look forward to having more intimate chats with a room of 3-9 people instead of like.... Twitch numbers of 2,000. Holy crap that would be a nightmare. And if I plan any more livestream prompts in the future, you lovely patrons will be the first to know in a blog post, but it never hurts to check my Twitter as well.
- Naturally, I have some upcoming fics as well. Most of January's stories will be either commissions or Patreon benefits, so I can't really say what they're going to be until I receive the details. There are some personal projects I'm hoping to get done, but since they are my personal stories (meaning they take a backseat to Patreon and commissions), I have no real time table for them.
1) The aforementioned Jaina femdom fic. I've been kicking myself for this taking so long, but it's about 30% done by now, which is progress at least. So if you're interested in a mature Jaina Proudmoore chaining a young man to her bed and milking like a bajillion orgasms out of him then this is for you.
2) Torgus and Korlain + Yrel part 2. I need to get this out of the way so another T&K poll can get out there for everyone to decide the next chapter. This is like my signature story in a way, so I should probably give it more attention (ie. more frequent chapters).
3) D.Va's Defilement part 3. The plan is for this to be the final chapter. I know part 2 was pretty hardcore in the non-con territory (even for myself), but this one should be a little lighter. Or maybe not depending on your ethical sensibilities. Either way, time to wrap this story up!
4) Waifu Academy. One of my new year's resolutions is to finally get this project off the ground. I've talked about it a lot, but I've delayed work because I want to make sure it's done right. And with this many crossover girls (anime, video games, movies, TV, etc), it takes a LOT of planning. Right now the basic plot is just a lucky male protagonist who has been unwittingly transferred to the illustrious Waifu Academy, an all-girls school filled with all sorts of sexy students and teachers. It might get more serious, or it might just be raw unrestrained classroom fucking. But either way, it should have something for everyone.
So those are my upcoming plans. I don't expect to get all of this done in January, but you never know what the future holds. I hope you all look forward to it.
