reapersun patreon

Happy April! This Patreon is now only UFO conspiracy and cryptid smut~

🕑 Added 2018-04-01 07:00:01 +0000 UTC

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pocketsquare

Crop circles were personal ads from aliens lookin to bone and/or settle down with the right human and the reason we don't see em as much anymore is because they've been answered.

ro_hum

I’m so on board with this! Weird shit all the way!!! 👌👌👌✨

Reapersun

Thanks for the offer, I'm not super tech savvy so I don't really know how excel macros work, but basically my issue is with the site itself: I used to be able to select all of the text in the comments sections and it would also select the amount of likes, so I could paste that all over into a doc. Today I found there is no way to select it as text; I have to go through one by one and manually type the amount of votes for each one into the doc. I tried diggin into the html to see if I could copy from there, but while the vote count is tracked in plain text there, it's too convoluted with code to consolidate in any kind of reasonable amount of time. Basically I realized the amount of work I'd have to do to figure out how to copy paste it easily was more than it would take to just type out how many votes each one got. But it's also extra minutes I didn't have to spend before :P

Lorelei Feldman

No comment on the cryptids, but I just read your rant on Twitter about trying to get usable info from the comment pages. I do a lot of writing Excel macros; if you'd like, if you can give me an idea what you're looking for, I can try to write one to help process it all.

Mothman and Bigfoot are my husbandos

Leonace

I love the alien's face! :D

Rena k

Despite the joke, if you did change your patreon into ufo cryptid porn, I'd probably just be like, "... Sounds about right," and keep paying.

Eli Grant

Ahh love this. You managed to make a grey adorable? I'm a legit no shame monster-fucker and I've never found greys cute till now. I'm a big moth man fan (especially if he's all fuzzy and cute) and the jersey devil is really popular lately. Flatwoods monster has a lot of potential too I think.

yaoistalker

I still love the conspiracy of Shangri-La in the Himalayas... It always is for Cryptids 1 poor Mountain hiker who wanted to spend his last month before his cancer sickness whatever's took him he thought climbing a mountain would be fun StumbleUpon Shangri-La and has been meeting new and exciting things ever since falls in love with the guardian of the area

iamalivenow

mermen or more aliens honestly you can do so much with aliens just lean in on the hardcore bdsm probing of it all

Reapersun

That is hella cute actually ❤︎❤︎❤︎

Reapersun

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ahhhh I love this! Also, just for fun, IMO the reason they can't ever find any trace of the Loch Ness Monster is because it can shapeshift. Some people think it's related to kelpie legends and that Nessie might be a river/lake spirit. I'd definitely go for a rom com with a fisherman who accidentally sees Nessie shapeshifting (Nessie's hurt mayhap so he has to shift?) and takes care of him.

Reapersun

Yeah haha he's probably "that guy", the other aliens hate trying to get him on the phone because he's always in the middle of some kind of weird thing

Eddie Fly

Idk if this will help but I read a short story about Trump and a bell boy I laughed through the entire thing. <a href="https://www.wattpad.com/220852803-trump-temptations-the-billionaire-the-bellboy-a" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.wattpad.com/220852803-trump-temptations-the-billionaire-the-bellboy-a</a>

Dread

Oh crap I just noticed the dropped communicator I think? Was he chatting with a homie and then tripped and fell on a probe? Don't ya just 'hate' when that happens?