Release the Kraken

Jonathan

Would love to see the real one 🥵✨

FabAss85

Give it to me daddy 😜

I have been in love with you for years

Michael Maguire

Yum.

I approve 😈

Aria Anderson

I'd pay all the money in tips I've made this week to see the real deal UwU But this is nice also OwO

Whoa 😶

Frédéric

何 the fuck, you do did it !

bridoodles

now thats a 🍆 lol

Pearls Anne Heels

😱😱😱 nothing compared to a real life foot pic ijs... 👀 still amazing doe 🍆

Kate Rees

I don't know what I expected 😂 enjoy the $1 a month

I'd pay 100$ to see it in real life 😝

Oh, the myth, the legend! Perfect surprise!

I'll pay 500 for the real deal 🤣

I paid 5$ for this ?! AWESOME! 😍

Lmao aaaand now im a patron. Should show more like this!

Syawal Mohammad

This post Is the reason I signed up on patreon and paid 2 dollar. Money well spent

J B

Same.

P00hPlays

I...I guess I'm on patreon now. Lemme find other artist to support, so I won't feel guity for joining to see a drawn penis...

Matt Bradley

Blessed

Same. Lmfao

Alex

When you get a patreon account cz you're thirsty af . . .

Gotta love the thirsty madlad comments 😂

I...am Gay, that is all.

Shawn Patrick Grogan

*Insert dick pun*

Charles Kermit

This is great and hilarious and finally got me to get a patron account so I can support loads of people whose work I appreciate, but I think the "censored" version works better as a joke. The blinding light effect is funnier than genitals... And speaks to the situation well ☺️

I'd def give that a taste if the opportunity (and the cock) arose

i-

Bet it looks even better hard

solitonmedic

Wow, he actually did it. And it's actually not bad.

Wow! You did it! <3

Yaaaaassss

Aidan McElroy

We NEED more content like this

Maddy Melendez

Grower or shower 👀🤔😗

welp thats definitely a dick

Thomas Nielsen

Beautiful! 😍

I WISH a dick could destroy me like that

I want the real thing 😍

Jeriemy Hale

@Aidan McElroy I followed because I thought he was cute in #trendingfear....this whole this is just a huge bonus! Definitely paid to see more though lol

Kermy

I became a patron for this, so worth it!

Aidan McElroy

I literally started following you on patron to see this post... I’m so glad I did 😍🤤

Trey Buschmann

Yasss

Awww Yessss. Nice

I got what I paid for I guess

Desi M

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Xirosh

True mad lad

Thicc

Connor

Best use of a dollar ever

Andy

So... beautiful. They should have sent... a poet.

Darren Freeman

Now do an OnlyFans 😂😂

Yeah, that was absolutely worth the dollar.

Michael

NOOOOOOO!!!! XD

You did it, you crazy son of a bitch you did it!

Christian Gonzalez

Woow 😂😂😂 worth the money

This was worth it

You’re kind of my dick twin🙂

Love it

Thank you Adam

Phillip Pham

Wow this Patreon is really paying off

Tristen Kay

I can't believe this quarantine is about to make me fap over a comic

Did you do any anatomical measurements for this rendering?

Still great lol

so... you got what you were expecting, in a way

^ hahahaha

So you're circumcised, huh?

Shion

This was not a joke? I expected something unexpected but the fact that you actually did it was unexpected.

Lilyann Stepanov

Entirely worth the money.

Shimazun

You really did it 👏👏👏

Oh, well... hoping to see more 😂

WEINER

Alyssa Kimmelman

I don't know why I wanted this

Best two bucks I ever spent

I don’t know what I expected

😂😂😂

Reasoned Traveler

Welp! My face isn't melted. Guess I'm worthy! :D

Nicholas Tarabini

;)

Shelby Schroll

Best $2 I’ve ever spent on a dick pic

I truly believe this comic is worth the money from my bank account from now until I die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1y5ZrSKdVw (...Kidding! Thanks for *all* the comics.)

Yovsarts

I call this a win, totally worth paying for

Sooo the tots freeballs 🤔

Thomas Drury-Wang

Is it still "thirst" if you genuinely believe that you and Adam are soulmates? I'm ... asking for a friend.

Sean Mayo

@oseanmayo for close friends on insta 💕

Vonda Howard

Ha! So worth the membership! Shaved even! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sean Mayo

When you open pandora’s box there is no turning back! As a long term fan, Yes I came for the thristy pic but I am staying for the art 😂

Ralph Frescas, Jr

You know, I support your art and have encouraged many others to check out your art, but I would never had held you to this. I respect you for doing this. :) I will remain a patreon supporter of yours for as long and as much as I can (as a poor college student).

Christi-Jan Carlo Hendriks

Well done. I respect you keeping your word.

Michael Wilson

So what level do we get the OnlyFans site Adam? 😍😍🤣🤣

Gage

But will we see it hard at 10k is the question

Correct when said a dollar well spent

Lol worth it 🤣

This was a dollar well spent

Became a patron just for this. Was not disappointed

Kimberly Oberklaus

This made me like penis again.

it’s so majestic omg yes

I'm glad over 9K people became a Patron to see this. Worth it.

Kenny

@krbanksjr for close friends

Geoffrey Skelding

A thing of cartoon beauty

Timothy Roseland

@cityoftim for close friends :)

Beautiful

J Camilo Tovar

Worth it! I agree 💯 % with Nathan. There should be a boner too

Sonny Ly

I do not regret being a patron this was worth it

There should be a higher tier for a boner 😂 manscaping is on point though. Enjoy my 100 pennies and stay safe out there!

Marc

I feel my face burning a little bit

he wasn’t kidding

💀👏🏽

Jason C

Well done. @jasontcannon for close friends

Dominic Atencio

I can't love this comic enough!

RayvenEyed

Definitely worth it

worth the $1

Signed up just to see if you ponied up

Luna Trøgelborg

That is indeed how a dick looks. Not disappointed.

Yep, worth it 😊

Peetah35

Best quid i've ever spent :)

I think the biggest shock is the free-balling in jeans...

Brian MacHarrie

Totes worth it

Worth it 🏃🏃 add @wkapau to close friends

Draw another one 👀

Honestly I will. I’ve loved his art work for a very long time.

Nate H

i knew it

Glorious 🤩

Totally worth my money

Adam is a good wiener-haver. Is it really all skin tone IRL though?

Totally worth it

sovngardes

the mad lad actually did it

Incredible

Yup, same

All thirst aside the art is incredible

I joined only for this. Worth It all.

Beautiful

Camran Caldwell

Who knew this is what would get me to finally join Patreon. Glorious. Here's my Insta for Close Friends magic: @camranchaos

Aseto

Here for the close friends list as well :) @aseto1997

Ashley Gonzalez-Schneider

i paid actual money to see this

David

What a beautiful way to get obliterated

I love it ! Well done!!

Thanks for making my day! Now the question is, is it really that big? I guess the next step is sending a real pic to the thousands of strangers that we are

When you reach 10000 patrons show us your real life dick

BiloArt

Quality content

@thebiggestbunny for the closest friend thing also we have similar dicks.

His dick is as thick as his neck.

@daskeks1602 for the close friends thing on insta plzz 😅

well I guess I'm here now

It’s so pretty lol

It's nice and all that but he hasn't shown his feet :p

Well, hes on 8,489 patrons now...

I feel like your dick should be in most comics now. A fun chirpy new character

Your animated dick is earning more than an average porn star

So... You're circumcised... 😜

Liam Mcfarlane

Adam, do you mind if I use this to catfish guys on Grindr? 😂

@sophiecollingridge for insta :)

Reckon it was worth the $2

Oh so you're circumcised

Besides this, I became a patreon because I really love the style of your atr❤️, this jut gave the motivation 🤠

I'd be interested to know how many more Patrons you got after you posted this lol

Taylor Schroeder

Absolutely with my dollar.

I subscribe to your patreon for this. Totally worth it

Even if I think it wasn't worth it for the photo itself, I'm glad I donated you 1 usd

Oscar Randall

this is what my life is.. it is 3 am.

Wow.. well that was worth my $3.00

Marketing at its finest

Adam's a genius. I cant believe I just spent money on this. marketing at its finest.

I gotta say that its quite impressive

You need to know that for the first time in my life I became a patron of someone and it was purely because I thought this was such a funny concept

I spent $5 for the art 🙌

Everett Osicki

Now hopefully people stay subscribed and support this fantastic artist. He deserves it for his talent even without a 🍆 pic.

Same, it’s beautiful

so many of us paid $1 to see a drawn penis. I love it

Brandon McGill

Perfect

I'm glad I spend 1 dollar to see Adams dick, money well spent

How will i explain to anybody that i spent 1$ to see the dick (especially if im from Poland and it was more than 1 coin for me 😂😂😂)?

Most genius April fool’s

real dick when? 10k patrons??

U kill me! In a good way 👌

Kelly Broomhall

Okay so I was on facebook and saw the edited version; it was the first I heard of this. I was like "pssh I'm not paying money to see a cartoon dick". Well. It was everything I could have hoped for. A little more hairless than I expected, tbh. In short... nice.

WEE WEE

I don't know why I spent a dollar for this, but I don't regret it.

Mood!

Wait..I paid to see the dick...but didnt actually expect to see the dick...

@antoniake 4 close friends on insta pls 🌼☺️

Important question... Is this an accurate representation...?

nice.

PJ Mitchell

lmao! Wow.. "artist rendition" lmao

What do we get if you make it to 10.000 Patreon folllowers? 🙃

Nasa.Starry.Ultra Oof

HE DID IT. HE DREW NSFW OF HIMSELF

Wilson

Worth the dollar.

Ruin

PEEN

Instagram brought me here and I have no regrets

KelsiumIntake

Why do you not wear underwear Adam!?

You're ridiculous and amazing, Adam!! :*

Jordan Zajac

Beautiful , would recommend would love to see the real thing as a Patreon goal on this site 😂

This is amazing! I want to make one in my own interpretation. Send me a pic for reference? 🙃

love that it's all one colour

I am not satisfied lol I wanna see more tomorrow

Jorchdugan

Oh it's beautiful

Love it ❤️

Lutz Staacke

So this will be my 5 💵 Wallpaper? Sounds not too bad.

Genuinely surprised, not dissatisfied, but I definitely thought it was going to be something like the eggplant emoji lol

Kolton

Hard! Hard! Hard!

I just realised in this moment what a creep I am - thank you

Anthonyy

Watch him post a uncut one tomorrow saying April fools.

Christoffer Hansen

Whelp, I joined Patreon and pledged just for this. Thank you. Was not disappointed 😃

worth every penny 🤩

Dollar well spent

Christoffer Hansen

Second that lol

Worth it

Gravelydesu

Conk

Regrets = 0

So.... is it drawn to scale?

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁Noelle ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

def worth it

🥺 it’s 🥺 so 🥺 perfect 🥺

No regrets were spent today

Johnny Harlon

Worth it 👀👀

Well deserved

We let this man make over $7,000 for this

prfff 😂😂

Da_poosi

And so spoketh the horny hoards, “and lo ‘Twas he thicc, in the dick”

Thank you, now I’m reporting it ☺️

Daniel Cusick

I just really needed this to be erect

a dollar well spent

Definitely worth it😂✨

Good on you Adam!

Anais Rivera

oh yes, best buck I’ve spent in a whillllleeee

Christina Romero

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 You sir are a man of your word and I appreciate you LOL

Best decision I’ve ever made!

Amanda

Worth. Every. Penny.

Come knowing it was a cartoon but here because I love heart ❤️

rachelerin80

CLOSE YOUR EYES, MARION!

What a madman!!!! But I appreciate the integrity!!

Yesssss 🙌🏾

Robyn

I actually joined for the promise of bonus ig pics of Pepper and Maxwell. #crazycatlady

Glad I did

LMFAOO I REALLY SPENT A WHOLE DOLLAR FOR THIS

Wow u went there

The best dollar I have ever and will ever spend

At least we know you're circumscised

Dennis Dela Cruz

Yes!!!

Mark Alexander

This is OnlyFans cartoon edition and we live for this future.

This is why I signed up for patreon and I’m happy to think this is representative of real life.

Getting 16 Candle vibes...I just paid $3 to see your dick 😂😂😂 best comic ever.

Worth it

Literally dying lol....worth it.

Why did this work on everyone

Do you know I have been meaning to be a patreon for a while but the link is never in your bio and I got lazy.... You motivated me... worth it 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂

I also became a patron for this

Nathan

Love the title

Trim

Ah yes...worth my money indeed #noregrets

Ugh I also became a patron just for this

Became a patron for this 😂

Crystal Cam

BRUH YOU ACTUALLY DIDNIT

I became a patron just for this. More than worth it.

Ah yes, now looking forward to an onlyfans 👀

Adam Mikhail

So thirsty I become a patreon. Now when is the only fans going to happen

Karurosu_San

Was it worth becoming a patreon just to see this? It was worth every goddamn penny !

PawrnCrackers

Thank you 😔

I signed up just for this. Worth it

Worth $5

Jamie Samland

Commando?

Signed up just for this haha worth it

Respectable showing. Should share the reference photo.

a dollar well spent lmao

Solved. 🤣

My thirst is quenched.

Yay love it!!!

What an adorable dong. <3 from a stone cold lesbian.

Joined just for this... worth it! Thirst is Quenched!

I love your comics but I thought I would never live to see this... I’m deceased

Idk why i was expecting more detail XD

I mean, it’s worth at least twice what I paid! (But genuinely - love your comics, Adam!)

Beautiful

Since it's April fools day... I was NOT expecting you to follow through! Good on you!

You’re not wearing undergarments your comic cock will get caught in the zipper.

I’m just imagining this peen on all your other comics where it’s hidden from view

PhD.luke for close friends on instagram

That’s a penis, Maury!

Thorvarium

I would do

He's cut <3

Christopher Stewart

good job

decent dick, it seems Adam does not wear underwear

Rodrigo Cid

Yassss

Well it's a penis 😂

Maddy

I can’t believe this only cost a dollar

Me too! 😳

*heavy breathing*

Wow I actually just paid to see this

The w e e n

THAT'S A PENIS.

So you’re cut

Why am I disappointed that it wasn't in more detail? I'm a sick person that's why.

Sapphire Sloane

Beautiful 😍

Jonathan Vassar

...I mean it was at least a dollar on a card that I really couldn't use anymore anyways...

The kind of content I needed in my life

worth the money. now the ball gag pic please!

Got it, he’s circumcised.

Very glad I paid $3 for this, it's at least a $6 dick

Worth it 🍌

I can't believe i just paid a dollar to see this, but i would have died of curiosity if i hadn't

Joined to see your penis, worth it.

Me too😂😂

Worth it.

Worth the $3

Aqua Regia

2020 really be testing me, spending a dollar to see some Adam tots.

Wow. It was worth it. ❤️ *Takes a shower

Take my money

I've spent my dollar wisely

Well after that increase numbers just don’t forget to pay your taxes accordingly. Nice dick btw

They are clearly not shaved just trimmed also his penis doesn’t exist to please you you creep

Alexandre Rochon

A buck well invested 😂

Is he gonna continue drawing his dick in his comics like his butt or is this a one time thing?

And you know this how?

Craig D

Signed up for this. Not disappointed

You did it. You actually did it. you madlad.

It was really worth it 😆 been a fan for awhile and now I’ll get updated from ya, so I’m super excited. Thanks!

Sheena Jolie

I am not disappointed

I think it’s very tasteful. Good job sir.

Same

AlexJ

Best dollar spent!!

Thomas Alvarado

Worth it! Totally worth it! Makes my crush even stronger.

Have been planning on becoming a patron for a while now, when money was better, but said fuck it for this post lmao

Tom Race

Well that eas an easy $5000 dollars today! Good work! *clinks champagne glass*

I spent a dollar to see a drawn penis. 2020 is wild.

I'm Brazilian, and your money coast 5 x more than mine, so I'm fucked to pay it.

Thia

I signed up just for this 😍 #hentai. Also I am now your close friend on ig @wastedinwisdom. Thank you for your service. 😁

Justin Boucher

Literally became a member for this

Méline Fargetas

Become a patreon just for this and it was worth it 👌🏻

Worth my $1 dollar. Thanks fam

Wesley Matlock

😍🤤😈 YAASS QUEEN!!!!

Wow

I was hoping for more vein detail but I'll take it.

worth spending my $1

So he doesn’t wear any underwear?

Randell

Worth it.

Stewart A.

Glorious!

Tamara Mendelson

Mom I’m sorry if it breaks your heart but this is where i decided to spend the first $2 of my upcoming stimulus check

Johnny Stitch

I expected an actual dong, you have failed me for the last time Adam Ellis.

I can die in peace knowing this exists

🤔🔍 oh there it is

Chelsea Meadows

Looooool, I didn’t even know this was a thing when I joined; that egg plant post makes more sense now. Dick of the Covenant 11/10 😂👌✨

Day 15 of quarantine, I paid $1 to see a cartoon dick

Becky Roe

The joke is better censored. Thanks for the toon peen, tho.

saddened by the lack of dEeTail...

Watch it’s like double it’s size when he’s hard

IM GONNA have a good sleep after seeing this 😱🥺

Natalie

worth the dollar 👏🏼

The last panel reminds me of Terminator 😂😂💀

rider.break97

so worth it

bethany

That was worth $1

I don't regret it

@emma_lenore for close friends!

Can confirm, that is, in fact, a weiner. Good on you, sir.

Marvelous. No regrets

Not all heroes wear capes omfg

Alayna Bowen

Bravo sir 😏

About $2000 so far

littlelindsaylulu

100% worth it

Ian Binninger

Accurarte

Jhenevieve Cabasal

Wow, worth the $2 I spent today. @jhenitals for Instagram btw, wooo!

I feel like such a perv but worth it lol. 🤭

No regrets

Yasss

Definitely worth it.

Bruh I wanna know how much money he made just from people becoming a patron to see this

Worth every dollar 🥴 Also @_allisonquinn_ on Instagram for close friends tier, love your art!

Are patreons allowed to save photos?

Best $1 I've ever spent.

Aramus Vadi

Absolutely worth it 🥰

Only paid to see this and get them thirst traps on Instagram close friends. @stephan_callan on insta for close friends

This is the content I’m here for.

I paid &8 to see animated dick. Hell yeah

Thanks king!!

literally paid just for this and I am not even mad about it. @undercoverkita on insta for close friends :)

@jbarduson on insta for close friends! Hilarious comic!

Became a patron for this,, worth it.

Became a patron for this as well

@_istepdoe_ for close friends on IG! The melting skin really kicks it up a notch. Lol

Literally just became a patron for this

He’s cut

Probably the best thing I’ve ever paid for. Besides my vibrator.

Well, we are on the same page lol

11/10

Alexa

I really did not believe you would do it 😂😂😂

Hot

2020k RJ Kozain

Where’s the Only Fans?

Did I just... did I just sign up for a paid subscription to see an animated penis? I need this Quarantine to end. 😭😭😭

Raiden

Shaved pubs? Yuck 🤢

I joined just for this.

ADAM!!!

Jake Matter

Love it!

❤❤❤

Totally worth it.

Buttonetta

Amazing

Nicholas Rolando

I love this

Tres Griffin

Oh wow. It’s not an April Fools joke! It’s nice. Lol

I joined for this. Worth it.

Jake Thomas Taylor

Commando. Very nice.

2,000th patron is a hero

Levi

bepis

Sex scene between who? 😆

Timothy Kreuter

Next milestones: 5000 patrons: sex scene in comic 7500 patrons: kink scene in comic 200k patrons: feet pics

That needs to be a wallpaper. 😆

Would've been a perfect April fool's if it was an actual photo and not the drawing since we all waited for a drawing haha.

Kaitlin Via

Why are you not wearing underwear do you go commando or

Derek Hoffman

You’re a man of your word. Well done!

Djavanadon

Is this what happens when you show it IRL?

Reanna Andrews

It finally happened!!

w h o i s s h e ?

Caleb

The melted face/skull moment really is the winner here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i dont know what else i expected. that sure is a dick.

Maybe this is a April-Fool, and that’s not his real dick 😨

Anthony Buckner

I’m in tears 🙌

Francesca W. Frost

The only dick pic anyone wanted lol

I love

Domonick Otero

my god...he's done it...it's over 💀

I received an email with an attachment of the artwork in my local grocery store. Some “Karen” wasn’t respecting social distancing and saw. She seemed disgusted with me.

Brendon Bearman

Love it =D

Stefan Kells

Nicely done!

😳

Ryan

Kudos for following through!

Luis Santa Cruz

Not complaining, but just saying. Is this patreon slowly turning into some cartoon version of onlyfans?

Jacob durst

Perfect as always ❤️

Normally I hate how penises are drawn, but this looks great!

Wasn't expecting it, but glad to see ;)

You knew. That we thought you wouldn't (esp with april fools). So you did. Jokes on us. Bravo.

I can’t believe this is what finally made me join my first patreon... well played sir.... nice cock.

ev

i was a patron before this penis hysteria, but now is when i truly feel fulfillment (still gonna be a patron lmao)

Can I order a poster size print of just the penis panel?

Lachlan Spiteri

Well, I’m satisfied 😂🤤.

Simone

I'm loving the title. Lol

Roy Scopazzi

They should have sent a poet...

Jeremy

I-

same

Brutus Salazaar

That settles the cut vs uncut debate

I can't believe I just became a member just to see this. Worth it.

Joseph Jenkins

YASS

Alex Mario Gonzales

Ahahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Shelby Schroll

I’d succc

Shelby Schroll

Like THANK GOD YES

Santiago Díaz Márquez

I need a pic to verify.

Now the real thing👀

Jokester

Now for the other male characters....

Loni

YAAAAAS!!!!

Aileen T.

ITS HAPPENING GUYS ITS HAPPENING

Dominic Atencio

I love it! Thank you for sharing! I would love more full frontal comic if that’s an option. Me personally I’m not looking for anything too adult oriented but some frontal nudity would be nice.

Olgy Rodríguez

We are truly blessed!

Finally. An act of god.

Naomi Hatchman

Hahahaha! Oh god, I laughed out loud! Love it! The Dick of the Covenant...

Lucas

Your greatest work of art

My prayers of you being uncut went unanswered. First coronavirus and now this? There truly is no god.

Wendy

Worth it✊

And the Lord said 🙏 "Let them see your gift to the world" aaaaand coronavirus cured!

Ronniford

I was also half expecting him to draw this massive girth veiny behemoth to charge into battle with lol

You are not wearing underwear 😏

Ronniford

Now, did he take a photo or draw it while he was looking at it? Lol which artistic approach did he take? Great comic, each frame has hilarious content! Now the people are gonna freak until they get more. Happy Quarantine! Thanks Adam, you da real MVP! #ComeThrough

Zak Clark

He said he was going to DRAW his dick, not show us his real dick 😂

Jarrod

Do you always go comado? lol

Beautiful!

worth every cent! :D

Love.jorge

Why y’all mad for?

Cosmonaut Chris

I can have Adam salami...as a treat.

i wasted 1 dollar thinking it was a real dick... im from brazil, u know how much is a dollar ?

I thought this was going to be an April Fools day joke. Worth the wait!

Lol idk, The more I look at it, the more normalized I feel...bring back the butts!

Stargonaut

quarantine really got me donating for a dick

Elbot Carman

Flacid? Really?

Erika Moen

I thought you were going to do some word play or some other type of humorous substitution. Bravo!

Dion Grace

Will happily keep contributing and increase my contribution for more of this quaran-queen content.

Julian diaz

I donated just to see your dick. That’s a nice dick IMO

damn i expected at least an erect dick, dissapointing

Haha, nice 👍

Emma

Outstanding

I literally just paid a dollar to see a cartoon dick, this quarantine needs to end

Peyton Pearson

WE! STAN! A HUNG KING!!

Julian

Yes! Now i wanna see it hard 😈

😝

Your face isn't in it, how do we know that's even you

I became a Patron for this. 😌

I think we need a proof that your penis really looks like that 😉

Master of the Deck

the mythical solicited dick pic

Peter Teoh

Swoon

madscipanda

It's like the Arch of the Covenant!

Thomas Drury-Wang

Wow. I thought for sure this was gonna be an April Fools. Thank you, Adam <3

Loafing Around

No reference images?

A beautiful penis. I'm satisfied. You shall live another day. Ghehehe

Hey daddy

Let the cult to worship the destructive power of the dick begin 👏🏻👏🏻

Zak Clark

That is beautiful 👏🏼 ❤️ 🔥

Majestic AF

And it serves the plot, so it’s not gratuitous!

Peste et Choléra

Oh lord!

MY EYEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

Igor da Costa Silva

Look at that! Seems like the original cut of Raiders of the Lost Ark sure was more mature than the one that hit the theaters.

Terry Brown

”That’s what I’m talking about!”

Terry Brown

It’s Glorious!

Oh my god, he actually did it.

Unsheathes "Wang of Immolation"...(*rolls a natural 20*)

That is awesome!

Richard

Haha you followed through. Amazing lol. Best non April fools reveal ever

Best dollar spent

This is epic! Loves it

Andre Oliveira

This is so cute! Totally joined expecting this lovely humor!

Jesus what a thirsty creep!

„but with drawings“? I don’t think so 😂

My turn

I gotta admit, I was not expecting this. Recalibrating expectations in 5...

y'all too much, too much my app crashed 😂😂

Lorenzo

I liked you, now i totally fell in love :3 I'm still disappointed, no bush :(

😂

rachelerin80

"grandma- where were you when adam finally release an image of his cartoon wiener?"

Zach S

Best content 😂

It's so hideous, I think I'll put it on the cover.

That’s a beautiful penis! Looks thick with big balls. Now show us when it’s hard :)

Shane Hoffmann

Lets see the real life inspiration!!! Love your work <3

Given the date it was posted and the title i was worried it was a joke. THAT however is no joke! 😳💕🙈

Hahaha, I love how it literally blows them away!

ObsidiousRex

Same

Franckie Moran

Thank god I just joined 😍

Bee

I don’t know what to do with this information

Isabel Tracy

tysm

Dario Gonzalez

Please tell me we’ll get more content like this in the future lol

Mark M Garrison

I mean I'd 100% pay for an Onlyfans of more dirty comics from you 🤷

Luke Bordner

Best dollar I ever spent 😂. Though I did expect a bit more Bush 🤔

Everyone who likes this, exposed himself. You like dirty comics, hmm... 🤨😂

Lol

Jp

My first thought was that Adam broke Patreon when it was delayed.

James Schweitzer

So beautiful...should have sent a poet...

Shelby Schroll

You’ve given me everything

Caleb Aarsand

Totally worth the subscription.

Yaaaas! Free the peen! 😆

Dads has blessed us

Worth the wait 🥳

There are pubes. I’m satisfied!

Sam Barfield

I thought it would be a foot. But I like this more

😂 my life is complete

Shelby Schroll

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Totally worth a dollar 🤣

Jimmy Nguyen

This is magnificent. Also yes, my app crashed upon opening. Bravo!

HUNG. Period

Skye Kravcisin

It was apparently too much for the app. Crashed it completely for a good 10 minutes

Totes was ready to see a literal tentacle instead of a penis after reading the title of the post.

An inspiration to us all... the technique, that is.

Daniel Martinez Patino

Oh wow, you're circumcised. Guess I'm not too surprised.

I’m living for these comments this afternoon in Minneapolis...lol. Also this is one of the reasons I love ya Adam! It’s not a dick print. It’s a face melter 😂😆😜🤤

AloraCouture

Should do it more realistic next time

Serg

I cannot stop laughing 🤣 At the face melting, not your penis 😂

Violet

AAAAAAAA

One step closer to OnlyFans 🤣💖, but with drawings of course.

Lee M.

Well done, sir.

Nicholas Young

Who requested this

I fucking can't

Love it! Hope to see it hard😅

Kritika Rana

Oh. So it happened!

Zach Hallick

Is that how you keep your pubes in real life? 😍

now draw it uncut

Where’s the only fans so we can compare to the IRL one 😂🤪 👀

adam do be packin doe 😳

Marc Robles

Love it! Haha 😍

👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

Ian O'Donoghue

Haha, yay! I didn't think you'd cave 😂

Eric Hulsey

Quality cocktent 😍

Al Harvey

Such bravery

Next goal, free feet pics for patreons 😂

Chad Riverway

I’m thinking this should be a new background for me!

Jokester

I have been blessed.

💀💀💀

Victor Herrera

What happens on patreon stays on patreon

Ryan Zeegers

The level of sarcasm I love this!

Noice 💖🥰

David

Is this like terminator 2 or raiders of the lost Ark kind of face melting?

Adam Ellis

But what if I want to

Sofia Peraza

Did anyone else's phone/app crash right after opening? 🤣

Kellie Morrison

The comic is too perfect for the reveal!

Finally! 🙌🏾

Matthew

Dreams do come true

Wyett Wood

Commando!? 🤭

Dario Gonzalez

It’s beautiful!

👀👀👀

Anthonyy

He actually did it

ITS SO PERFECT 🤪😍😍

Timothy Kreuter

Very nicely done. Now you never have to do it again!

Willow

You really did it! You had us fooled yesterday by planning on doing this on April Fool's Day 🤣🤣

Mmm now do it hard haha

We all thought is was going to be a joke. I respect this man.

Haha. Love it!

My app crashed immediately upon opening

AloraCouture

Amazing show stopping brilliant talented

And I oop.........👀

Jacob Richmond

Haha - kudos to you, sir! I appreciate the follow through! Now - about the whole close friends thing...

Gus

Smart move sir, respect🎩

👏🏼

I mean, it looks like a perfectly lovely and average D.

Perfection.

Drew LaBlanc

🙌🏻🙌🏻

Malaoh

Didn't. Expect that.

Justin Helm

Welp thats a penis..n

Valentin

#2powerful4u 🔥

Alexander Rustle

He actually delivered! And it looks totally average. Good show everyone!

And we all thought it was going to be a joke. I respect this man.

Luis

THE PEEN 🦑

Antonio Diaz

A shining moment to get us through these dark times 😂😂😂

Jarrel August Benedict

Yay 👏🏻 And here I was thinking that the whole thing was just joke lol 😂

Noice 💖🥰

Seti

This is history.

😅❤️🙈👅

Joelsepher

Yay!!

Simple .. yet beautiful

Omg 😂

It's so beautiful 😢

Chad Riverway

😍😍😍 worth the wait

🤣🤣🤣

Kevin Homistek

This is everything

🙊😛😍

Lmao I truly hope it was worth the effort you’re a trooper

Huebert Keeper

all the skin melted off my hands to I had to go buy a stylus so I could type this DANG

nice dick dude!

This is what I pay for.

Omg 😂❤️

Yum!

You really did it!

😍

🤣🤣🤣