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Big-Ass Sword
🕑 Added 2020-04-08 06:28:13 +0000 UTCSquare Enix was recruiting influencers and I applied for the program, but they never responded, so I'm retaliating by making comics implying Cloud has a tiny dick. 😤
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Rhonda
Also, (I know it’s not her) but I can’t help but see Arrietty in the second panel
Rhonda
🤣🤣
Fanouris Karoumpas
Excuse me but what is the name of the new account?
J B
Also though, Sephiroth really was this extra. It just went over our heads back then.
J B
Is that why [spoiler] later? /s
Rick Xenon
Noooo they best respond! 🤣
Erika Statler
You have no idea how much I fangirl squeaked when I first discovered you play FF
Ronniford
I love that this got put out JUST IN TIME for the remake release!!!
Jonathan TR
XD
Everett Osicki
So does this mean sephiroth is short and Girthy and cloud is thin and long?
$aturn¥oshi
Cloud probably does.
Al Harvey
Is this what battling Jeffree Star looks like
Maxisbored
I mean cloud is a bottom so he would in fact have smol pp
J.R. Murdock
I wonder what he would do with a big ass-sword.
Juliette Vincent
I can’t help but laugh. And be excited cause my copy just shipped!!
Kameron Kitajima
Lmao
EtherealQueenZanthia
If you click on the comic, it appears to be the same comic posted twice rather than 2 different ones. 🤔
Timothy Roseland
Aren’t we past making fun of people for things they can’t control?
Michael Moore
....is there supposed to be a second image?
Scott Hunt
If you think the sword is overcompensating, wait until you see the rework of his motorcycle.
cody Warren
I mean, the entire first 80% of the game cloud is overcompensating by pretending to be someone he's not 🤷🏻♂️
Filipe Melo
Ahahahahahauahah i love square and FF but i loves this too ahahahah
James Aberdeen
Fair
babox games
Hahaahah! Yes please!
David
This is giving me life
Dominic Atencio
I’m SO excited for this game!
Anthony May
This is my favorite. 😂
Andrew Padilla
We get cross dressing Cloud! ;)
Natalie Sawyer
Please more Final Fantasy VII shitposting I can’t get enough
Joël Zwahlen
Playing it rn ❤️
Vagelis Apostolidis
Preach girl! Aerith finally steps out of her shell and has some attitude!
S
You sir, are spot-on!
Marc
What did Cloud ever do to you? Hahaha
David
We all know cloud is a bottom
BeatButton
cloud's small dick is canon as far as I'm concerned
Master of the Deck
nice flex
Aeralie Brighton
Saaaame!! LOL
Holly
thought for a minute the sword was gonna come out of his big ass
Jamie O’Neill
Why does it say 2 photos in the email notification? 🤔
Malaoh
Sephiroth reminds me of Meryl Streep
Angie Smith
I mean, the Honeybee scene kinda makes more sense if he does... 😆
Kate
Pls add me to yr "close friends" list! Thx!🌺 @cryptickate2015. Always thought his sword was more silly than cool cuz it's way too big. 😂
Stargonaut
Tifa and Cloud fuck under the highwind, your telling me she fucks with shrimpos
Everett Osicki
OMG Bahaha
Laura Diaz
Conceal, don't feel...don't let them knoooow!
Saiyaness
It was all that mako poisoning.
Andrew Grear
Sassy Sephiroth is my spirit animal
Amber Morris
Aaaaaaaaand then stabby.
Connor
Makes sense😂
Julian diaz
I always imagined cloud to be hung
Crystal Smith
Square Enix had NO idea what they're missing.
thehoddy
Always wondered about that Cloud...
Josh Luers
This is awesome!
Sofia Peraza
Lmao
Kimberly Oberklaus
Hits in the childhood
