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🕑 Added 2020-07-15 03:26:28 +0000 UTC

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queencatastrophe

Haha. Honestly, if you threw out the mystery leaves (or figured out what they actually were) and threw in some real seasoning this meal would have legit substance in the form of fats, carbs and protein. It just sounds lame because the mom sounds lame.

Jess

okay BUT, if they seasoned the tempeh and fried it with batter, it'll be very delicious 👌

This is my favorite comic strip by you, Adam! This is what made me fall in love your work.

Dez

this reminds me of these kids I used to nanny for and their white vegan mom would always make "stews" that I would just put on a burner for a hour before feeding them. I say stew in quotes cause it was always lentils with various vegetables and completely unseasoned. I would end up bringing my own seasoning with me from home and seasoning the crap out of the stuff. The only problem was that she complained that the kids wouldn't eat her "stews" and that they would only ask for mine. Those poor malnourished kids...

Smith

I would love an entire series of these...

Jermaine Riley

I FELT him! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Matt McDaniel

I come back every few weeks to reread and further enjoy this comment

Roxanna

Omg I’m vegan and I was following this page on ig because their name was like vegan kid food or some shit like that so I was like COOL SOME TIPS This lady really served her kids two pieces of broccoli, two burnt gardein tenders and JELLY BEANS?! I was like oh honey no that’s not how we do it . It was honestly terrifying

This made me laugh a bit too much ...

Cassie Greeley

“Wine made me do it”

FuriousFae

It’s literal leaves from the yard but ok

Angelphile (Emy Bourgoing)

Maybe mom is beginning into this trend and youngun is kind of shocked at his mom's new cooking?

Christine Hottinger

uh dude . . . most kids with parents who eat health food or "health food" are familiar with the food their parents serve them. I aaaalmost get what you're going for here, but the punchline kind of presumes the kid has a different parent or something.

I can't trade these for fruit roll ups!

“YUMMO!” I dead

That first panel is everything.

Kristina Brown

I just saw the "Wine made me do it" 😝 Know I'm wondering if that would be her defense or at least a counter-lawsuit

HawthorneSunlight111

If there is an Abcde pronounced 'Abissidy' and a Dougall pronounced 'Duckwell' there is room for a Greighson pronounced 'Todd' 😂

HawthorneSunlight111

Sorry, it's actually spelled 'Greighson'? How dare you mistake it for an ordinary name such as Todd! *dramatic turn away*

HawthorneSunlight111

Somehow, she seems really anaemic. 😂 Like, Miss... Go to your doctor and have your iron level checked! You look like a corpse! Wouldn't wanna mistake you for one of the walking dead when the inevitable zombie apocalypse hits, would we now?

Jonathan Silva

What's the number for CPS?

Samuel Rodarte

The wall hangings in the first panel! 😂

Brianna Kelley

THE FUCK IS THIS IM DYING

madscipanda

She didn't even give him utensils 😂

Kristina Brown

How is it pronounced Todd? SMH, I guess ABC is pronounced ahh baa cee, lol

Toyin Oluwole

LOL gross

Steve Douglas

i'm so happy that my mom put twinkies and ding dongs in my lunch

2020k RJ Kozain

It is. I just can’t remember the channel’s name.

Redcloud

Same Todd, same

Veronica VanCleave-Seeley

The horror of unseasoned tempeh. Those two words must have crawled out of your nightmares...

Tempeh is yum, especially deep fried seasoned ones!

Jewel Clarke

I could actually hear the generic free use down beat video music while I read these panels...

Sascha Knoch

Is this really a thing...? Well.. wait... of course it is 🤦🏼‍♂️

Alex Mario Gonzales

Pronounced Todd💀💀💀

Emily Jane

My favorite is the “wine made me do it” sign. Like a bitch needs to be trashed to live her life.

Cauliflower is my most hated vegetable. It has the worst mouth feel to me. Poor Todd.

Every basic b**ch will have a Live, Laugh, Love picture in their home lol

ImMrMilla

Oh no she’s antivax someone get the roach spray

Sparkplug

“Wine Made Me Do It”

Stephanie

It's the unseasoned tempeh strips for me. 😩

Blair Lyn

Literally half of the moms for my students

Blair Lyn

Only if it’s organic locally sourced non gmo gluten casein soy and nut free

Amanda Lee

I'm gonna cry at the corner now

You had me after the first panel.

Kelley Strang

I'm so glad that I was a child in the '70s, when salt, sugar, and fat were still in EVERYTHING.

Abel Simpson-Yap

Bahahaha

Jessika Fox

Not even a pudding pack so he could trade for a better snack. Poor kid.

Ronniford

::And he has to eat it with his fingers because we can’t leave a carbon footprint:: ::all of the “food” is locker temperature, which is higher than room temp::