JDelta
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"Those weird-ass dong charts y'all keep making."
🕑 Added 2024-05-19 03:52:14 +0000 UTCIf you get the callback reference to my content in that title, consider yourself a real one.
I've been sitting on this idea for a while, especially since I never felt I had enough futa in my canon to make one. So here I have every futa in my canon (in this universe. Suchiko and FutaLeiko aren't included here.) listed in direct scale comparison to each other. There's no real order beside having the current timeline girls at the top, while the Young Kinoko Timeline girls are listed last... with one massive exception, of course. I also figured it would be better to show "Kiko" in her "fully exposed head" state, since it would have been weird to have two next to each other that looked almost identical.
This is a ridiculously popular format on Japanese image sites. 98% of these are basically "take random pics of characters from popular anime/manga. Place on chart next to drawings of schlongs varying in shape and size, while listing absurd off-scale numbers next to them.
"These get thousands of likes and it's so... Well... I don't want to say "lazy," but there's something that irks me about people taking canon non-futa characters and just making up futanari stats about them. If you wanna draw peen, then draw peen sure, but... I dunno. It's a major personal pet peeve of mine from a creator perspective. But, maybe you're into that. Don't feel bad if you are.
Some of those charts get very clever presentation, though... so I attempted my own cleverness with it.
Essentially, I tried to format this to fuck with Pixiv viewer's expectations. If I did it right, when I eventually get around to posting this on there (in pixel vomit glory), it should look like it's centered normally, and then give the appropriate "jumpscare" effect on the final part. I really hope it works like I intend it to, or this is going to look very oddly off center. It's worked on here at least, even if the preview window lets you see it all at once.
Comments
JDelta
Yeah, she's more an extreme outlier of size but it's consistent and fully controlled.
SeloSeaven
So, even with a 92cm long stick Odachi doesn't fall in hyper category ? Just a really impressive futanari x)
