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IT'S JUST A CUTE OTTER VIDEO, THAT'S IT

🕑 Added 2024-10-26 18:00:13 +0000 UTC

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Lee Elliott

"wonder if all greek statues are victims of medusa" not gonna say she's not real, merely, they're made out of a wide variety of materials. you've also got some unfinished works, so, not all, at least. "sleeping is considered lazy, going to bed early is not" two different concerns - going to bed early means you can rise early, which is the 'productive' thing. sleeping more than you need, rather than 'needing to sleep' is what's lazy. "the object of golf, is to play the least amount of golf" yes? because it demonstrates skill. not every game needs to be on a timer... "brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton" not sure teeth are actually part of the skeleton, technically, i mean, they're not bone. but, fair. at least, you hope so. gonna be a bad situation if you need to clean your skull or femur or some shit... "if people don't recognize clark kent without his glasses, does his eye doctor" assuming the eye doctor's gotten a REALLY good look at superman's face? like, right before his appointment? otherwise it's just some dude he sees maybe once a year, that looks like a lot of other dark haired white guys... his family and friends seeing him every day and not noticing is the weird part - they're used to his face. literally everyone else, likely isn't. i don't even think it's necessarily the glasses, but could be wrong. bonus round: "why is it called taking a shit, not leaving a shit?" because the 'shit' in question is an action, a verb, not a noun. you're not talking about the poop, you're talking about the act of pooping. "pinnochio says 'my nose is going to grow' does it?" well, that's a statement, not necessarily a lie. and i think there needs to be some sort of 'currently true or not' logic, so for these, if it's not 'true' while said, it's technically a lie. the reaction of the nose growing BECAUSE it was a lie, making it true after the fact, kinda doesn't matter, it was a lie then, so, it grows. but also, 'my nose is going to grow' only is a lie if he never tells another lie in his life, since there was no time stipulation...

Raimo Geisel

i just had the biggest brainfart watching this video, wondering why the f they have a discord logo on the wall in the back... 🤣

mrsuspenders15

Not the XIV slander! :(

CottonEyeJoe

The time clip should have ended looking at the clock and it said 1:02

DragonElderX9

Which was taken from George Carlin, the greatest comedian of all time.

Brady The Game God

Clark Kent was born with crap eyes but when his powers kicked in his vision became better than everyone else’s thus why Clark Kent wears glasses and supes doesn’t, because Clark represents Kal-el’s humanity while super man is more of his krypton side… but also because of his secret identity. Long and short is that supes had crap vision, got powers that “fixed” his vision but supes was created 80 or so years ago, so a child getting lasik eye surgery without his eye doctor knowing would be weird also I don’t think lasik existed back then and you can’t just “cure” needing glasses Also I’m not a huge comic guy this is just some stuff from some iterations of super man that I’ve seen.

Derpasaurus Rex

The mexican meme is of Chalino Sanche,. That night the mexican mob gave him a note that if he sang that night, he would die. He read the note, put it in his pocket and sang the whole night. He passed away. There a video of it online if you look it up.

David Britton

LOL, sounds like something Superman would do back in the 30s and 40s. Mess with eye doctors.

Harley Simms

The clip with the guy singing after seeing "I hope you took the chicken out of the freezer" is a reference to the Mexican singer who was handed a death threat during his performance and kept singing, then was killed afterwards.

Owen Tate

Since when did Superman need an eye doctor?

Zachary

Time is gone before you know it... that Titktok video about how long 30 minutes feels like had a real twist that hit me by surprise... Time is going faster as you are getting older... Enjoy before it is over

BxG Stone

I was on my federal grind (still am) and completing missions. However, some of those missions are too locations 200K Ls from the main star. One of the most infuriating ones is with it beyond 300K and the mission bugging out. Like the safeguard ones where the enemies don't even spawn

spacebound024

I played elite with a dude that did a mission transporting people for like a week...1 mission...thousands of hops. Got paid...but idk if it was worth it.

Jesse

This was a good one. You really look like your getting use to the freedom of saying and showing what ever the fuck you want. To really be your self on reactions. Keep at it with the gym. One day you will be buff...lol

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

Either way you can take and leave it. Just don't bring it back.

BxG Stone

If FFXIV feels slow... try Elite Dangerous. You'll do a single mission and 30 minutes have pass.... also traveling takes awhile too

Vortall

Fun Fact, the deep thought comment, "Why is it called Taking a Shit and not Leaving a Shit", is from Beavis and Butthead.

BK Photographer

I think the only way Jeannie could have shut Henry up is by sticking her tongue in his mouth.

Colby Lawrence

Jeannie looking svelte!!!

Vincent Shreckengast

When Alabama man loves his sister he'll chase you to hell and back.

Deadman

“Eat the cookie and shut your fucking pie hole.” New favourite quote unlocked

darthsven

19:15 Jeannie: "No talk, only snacc"

Leaf

I missed when time was too slow

VolfKami

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome" you have to say the whole thing it's like A Pimp Named Slickback

digitalnothing

12:58 A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

Tony Bailey

Goodness! Jeannie looks... Bigger 😵‍💫🥰

avtidrof

Great, things are getting better. Henry, the archive.org is back again, you can now get your stuff from there if you are missing something. You can easily automate the downloads using the "ia" CLI interface provided by the python-internetarchive package. ( i dont expect the internetarchive surviving much longer, i think it is worth downloading things asap from there )

Tansi

Hehehe. Not quite there myself, but I already feel some of these tendencies. To be fair, when I turned 30 I thought I was now old. Good times!

john doe

2:45 Stifled yawn, lol.

Chris Buttonshaw

signed up for the patreon because missed you guys!!! still awesome content!

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

If the video about the perception of time hits you like that in your thirties, wait until you reach your sixties. I used to wear a wristwatch now I carry a calendar. If it's Tuesday it must be time for lunch.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

Do not let your heart be troubled. If it is meant to be, it will be. If it is not, then you must find it within your heart to deal with it, or perish. I say perish the thought.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

I think you're actually looking for X videos, Porn Hub, or X Hamster not M X R plays

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

Jeannie may start having to buy matzos.

Mister Anon

Yaaaay!

DomBee

We need more spicy videos, we need more Kia, its "ok" here but don't feel my moneys well spent 🫤 some of us are old! and time moves quicker 🫤

spacebound024

Otters can be savages, like I've seen videos of them taking out panthers/Crocs.

Donnerwamp

Dude, you can play me the nastiest, lo-fi black metal with a shot audio system the next town over and I'll ubderstand it flawlessly. Play me any overproduced pop and I hear "wet dream tomato"

dcy665 .

Yikes. Thanks are still in order

dcy665 .

It might be because you're a dog?

Ryan

Why is it I only leave a shit if its on my neighbors lawn?

James Utter

Seeing these two always brightens my mood!

Nonashu

I'm with Jeannie on this one with Henry talking shit about FF14. "Shut up Henry YOU BITCH!!"

MR

Wait till your 50... In about 10 minutes...

Leonard Taylor

As a almost 40 year old. God that last video broke me.

Christian Santoyo

If no one understood the reference behind the black dude lip singing mexican music, look up Adan Chalino Sanchez death

Roberto Martin

👌

ppp

Bruh, I'm not interested in seeing Henry's weenie my guy.... Not everything here has to be naked people.

Anthony Cochran

Henry...Buff Jeannie pose will drive Patreon subs though... Just saying. Also: You should get a panda pooping tattoo Jeannie...Just saying. Finally: This video was fantastic, fun, and probably one of your best since YouTube. I just wanted you guys to know that. Keep up the good work! :-)

Metatron Prime

That last video, man. As someone in his thirties, I can truly relate to it.

Tumtum

I'm usually on Henry's side, but man... Shove more crackers into his mouth Jeannie! That blasphemous comment shall be cleanse with the body of Christ!

David J. Thompson

The otter must get feisty to judge by the scars on the woman's ribcage,

Parbruek

Oh no! It's already been another 19 minutes! I'd better breathe again.

Torwulf

Jeannie be casually attempting murder

schwift

Yeah FF is a real drag

Parbruek

If you have an infinite number of cookies you could just indefinitely extend the video until Henry's hard drive fills up.

Cu-sith

That note to the Spanish music is a reference to Chalino Sanchez one of the most gangster singers, he also has a picture with Tupac where he wears a cowboy hat wich idiots use as a meme saying I listen to country and rap.

Cognair

Got dang that tiktok hit the core. Shattered

Unaffected Covid

I see the gains, Jeannie. Ya lookin' good, girl! Respectfully, of course. 😏

Western Philosopher

The older I get, the more overrated I think fun is.

Tacocat11

Surprised no comment from Henry about wanting to be that seal aka otter

Giant_Killer33

I enjoyed where she was trying to shut u up with the cracker that was funny how at first it didn't work till the end

bzaroworld

This was also my favorite part. I might have to try this in real life.

bzaroworld

She is also Jeannie's childhood friend.

Allan Moynihan

JL Great Deltoids. Pects looked fine also.

Robert Nixon

jokes on me; i feel every 5 seconds of my life and they are all pain.

Gazza

True, they don't have to, but sorry to burst your bubble, they still will

Eyelet

You know, now that you're not on youtube, you don't have to wear clothes.

Brandon Olivarez

Like how Jennie tried to shut Henry up by forcing a cookie in his mouth

Xavier Vasquez

Legend has it he is still performing to this day

Tansi

The gym-skit was great!

Zackary Wilken

Panda popping tattoo?

Crey Lacoste

Good thing Henry stopped before listing other flat things.

Josh Hubard

Thanks. I hope we see her sometime in the future

ThePrphtsShdw

Kai is living separately, don't know if we will still see her in future vids, and theirs not much to edit now that they don't deal with YT's BS anymore.

mrjkuhl

I could've swore it was stated somewhere that she was going with them, though I don't recall where right now. She is their editor, so she's going to be around regardless.

Mckinsey Young

What we really want to know with the move......how did the sex dolls make the trip? And are there any horrifying mover and/or family stories about this? =D

trelpud

That guy was Chalino Sánchez and the song was "Alma Enamorada" (a banger btw). Guy led an interesting life. If you liked the song in the meme, then I'd recommend "Baraja de Oro" and "Nieves de Enero" also by him.

Garis

You are correct.

KingSpatula

That last video, man, it impacted me. And when's the tour video coming o.O

Josh Hubard

Since you moved back to California did you not take Kai with you. I miss her

Dale Martell

I saw some some deltoids on Jeannie. You're in good shape, (thanks, Henry!) And thanks for letting us see :)

HEATHEN

🤣🤣 that's funny but that wasn't the garage either. Refer to the Allicakes trampoline video they made 🤣🤣

Krewsader69

Me: *just starts Video* Henry a few seconds later: "hope time passes quickly for you and you enjoy every moment" and video ends.

SuperDave

🤣

Roach Prime

Patreon notifications can be slow sometimes.

A Person

Seems like you had more fun than in previous videos! 😊

Spooky

the chicken note from mom may.....be a reference to a mexican singer who received a note from the cartel while he was on stage that he was going to die at the end of that performance.