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Completely unrelatable memes that no one can understand

🕑 Added 2024-12-30 20:51:18 +0000 UTC

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Joe Buk

German shepherd here, knows the spelling too lol. Honestly he straight up picks up on all the non verbal cues too. Specifically when I nod or gesture im going to take out the garbage. They’re so smart.

David Britton

Deeshawn, you must be joking. No one wants people to say the N-Word! OOF

trevor ylisaari

I have a husky. I can't even spell words, he knows the spelling too. Damn dog is too smart.

RalphNader

We can now add Gravity next to animals on the list of stuff Henry doesn't understand. Your friend could never catch a bullet going slow it would have hit the ground long before that point xD

Tacocat11

Son: mom can I have a gf Mom:we have gf at home. The gf at home

Jonathon McBain

disposable facial razors, much shaving cream and great care. ive heard guys swear by manscaped but any electric razor ive used causes nicks, if you can use a straight razor you're goated. yes girls have hair on their buttholes but its little more than peach fuzz

Ethan Yatsattie

Thank you for your service 😂

Grizzly Dave

"Englishmen became taller when Britain was under Roman occupation (200-410 AD), with average height rising from 167 cm to 170 cm (or 5 feet 5 inches). The researchers suggest this rise in average height coincided with the Romans’ improved water supply and sanitation systems and a more varied diet at this time. After the Romans left Britain in 410, heights did not deteriorate immediately but fell from 600 onwards. The paper highlights previous research suggesting that health may have deteriorated when populations moved out of the towns and cities set up by the Romans, abandoning their more hygienic water supplies and waste disposal systems. Plague and pestilence then became common and infectious diseases are known to have increased at this time, with archaeological evidence also suggesting that diets were inadequate. Average heights of men started to go up again after the Norman Conquest of 1066, says the paper. By the end of the early medieval period, heights had increased to 172 cm, increasing to 173 cm in the 1100s, edging closer to heights achieved at the start of the 20th century. The paper suggests that a warmer climate may have contributed to good general health among the population, noting that records for 901 until 1100s show that England ‘saw the warmest weather of the millennium’. Over this period of 200 years, average heights increased by more than 5 cm, says the working paper. After 1200, heights started to decline, and archaeological evidence shows that at this time, the rural populations were decreasing, farmland had become degraded and there were shortages of crop seeds. It also notes that other research has suggested temperatures turned colder over the century, with weather becoming far more changeable until the early 1300s. The early 1300s started with the Great Famine (1315-1317) which may have exaggerated the decline in average heights, but the paper says men had started getting shorter several decades before. After the Black Death of 1348-1350, however, average heights grew, with the paper noting that this coincided with a boost in agricultural production. From 1400 to the early 1650, mean height reached 173-174 cm." Taken from an article from Oxford University written in 2017.

Kevin Jay Veon

I like how Jeannie plays off like she doesn't know if he has hair on his nuts.

Kevin Jay Veon

I used to use Nair hair removal for the region down under. If you get a bad razor it looks like your face after a bad razor.

Lee Elliott

he's said before that he doesn't tend to grow hair on his nuts. besides, just because you sponsor somethign, doesn't mean you actually USE it. or are always aware when you need to reuse it. they give you a check, that's how it works.

Asher Fallen

So, with a razor: pull the skin gently and worth on as flat a surface as possible. With trimmers: same but do NOT tilt the clippers. Flat on as flat as possible. Also: I don't know how common it is but some girls do have hair around their butthole. Needless to say but I've seen some things. Hope my degeneracy helped. 😆

Adrian Lee

Didn’t Henry sponsor Manscape for years? “Your balls with thank you” is their tagline. How do u not know if u have hair on ur balls?!

robert wager

Henry, did you get a discount on the spray farmers tan?

Timothy Paperno

Just had an artichoke jalapeno cheese omelet over black peppered mashed potatoes with my morning coffee in the afternoon watching MXR. It is one of my absolute favorite ways to start a day when I wake up late.

Matthew Suchomski

they've been living together as a couple for what, 8 years now? this isn't the Victorian era.

Kenneth Mitchell

Excellent question. It was after; however, it was an all infantry affair and therefore generally unfettered by the rules of society, polite or otherwise.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

I must say indeed, thank you very much for the last few years of fun. I hope you will have a fun and Happy New Year this year as well. To everybody else Happy New Year too. However, I don't think that Henry's pubic area follicle production occurrence is any of our business whatsoever. Other than that great video.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

I'm a sixty-six plus year old white guy from a long time southern white family. I was taught that the n-word was a term that showed your ignorance, and foolishness. Not to be used in any company. I was also taught to stay away from those that do use the term. I would have trouble even saying it all by myself. Why would Henry and Jeannie want to say something that offensive? I think that they were both raised by better parents than that.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

I think that ours is forever to wonder why. No answers should be forthcoming.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

That is because the average, also takes into account all of the peasants as well and all of the other commoners. Well-fed members of the nobility tended to be somewhat taller. The ceilings tended to be low because it was to keep the heat from rising too much during the extra cold winters of the time. Except of course during the eight hundred yearlong heat spell in the middle period.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

No, absolutely not, this is not an episode of TMZ, or a copy of the Inquirer, you may want to know but you don't need to know. Life is just full of mysteries, and this is one of them.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

Was this during the period known as (don't ask don't tell)?

Kenneth Mitchell

Once, in a land deep in the south, my fellow infantry officers dared me to shave my balls with a razor. That night, in the community shower of a WWII era barracks, I hooked one heel on a water pipe that was about hip high and lathered up my chicken skin, then I pulled out my multi-bladed razor and went to work. I pulled and stretched the skin to keep it as flat as possible, and after about fifteen minutes of cursing and sweating, I had a freshly shaven apple bag with zero nicks or cuts. Only one Soldier walked in during that man show—he halted a moment before turning and leaving without comment. So, yes, you can in fact shave your balls with the right razor, but the psychological stress isn’t worth it. I never did it again, my opinion being that I had luckily avoided a disaster.

RICHARD

Is no one going to talk about how Jeannie knew that Henry had no hair on his balls? She didn't even hesitate. XD

dlpheonix

Happy new year everybody

C K

When shaving your balls never touch the ball skin with the trimmer and never use a razor. If you do the wrinkles in your ball skin will get clipped and it will hurt and you will bleed. The best way to shave your balls is to hover over them with the trimmer but never touching the skin. You can also use scissors but also be very careful. You may use the same technique when trimming the gooch or butt hole.

Dominik Schneider

Just because he doesn't have hair on the balls doesn't mean the whole area down there is hairless.

Dominik Schneider

creampie is the first one i thought about, mainly because it's been a thing on the channel a couple of times in videos before

Dominik Schneider

I mean... wouldn't the blessing of the hair god give you MORE hair?

Xel Lynx

too awesome ive miss this

R T

The average height in medieval times was about 4ft 11, it’s disappointing visiting castles because they look really grand but the ceilings are very low

bzaroworld

"Dost thou weigh more than my cow?" if you see this on Reddit, just know that it's me

Janna

Happy new years! Thanks for the vid and have a great holiday!

Fonzie!

Happy few hours after new year's cause I couldn't sleep I'm p sure I'll sleep well after this, cheers!

Fonzie!

In the first Patreon video in LA they said they moved again, LA again, and Kai's not living there anymore. Though in all fairness, it was said pretty off-handedly, so I get why people would miss that.

Fonzie!

NGL my first thought was "quickie" which I guess does sound cute but...

Fonzie!

Meh, they might not be comfortable saying it themselves, and that'd be up to them.

Fonzie!

So you do cut it but just not short.

Fonzie!

I have quite sweaty and hairy balls, I should try. Also, isn't it save to shave it with an electrical shaver, going along with the grain?

Giant_Killer33

I hope u have Happy New Year !

Chris Nguyen

Sigh, at least that other guy was only posting the old youtube vids and wasn't monetized. Hope this new one gets strikes, too. Its only fair lmao

brandon white

I shave my balls, actually everything down there. to answer your question why? because for me its for hygiene. I workout a lot and do Jiu jitsu, I sweat a lot and the only thing that start to stink is the groin area. So now it always fresh and no longer smell.

Eyelet

I think the idea behind the mom meme is that she's saying "why don't you have a girlfriend?" not that he's dating his mom, but it could be interpreted that way given that his mom is young and hot.

Mdnght

Happy new year from Australia

Rael

Solid.

ramdam974

Those two are blessed by the hair god.

James Utter

Hilarious!

Indogator

I used to cut the hair on my balls really short, until I made a mistake and cut a bit of skin off on one of my balls and it bleed a little, after that incident I stopped cutting the hair down there so short.

Mdnght

Did you know in ancient Roman culture, perceptions of penile size were influenced by earlier Greek ideals, which associated smaller genitalia with virtues like self-control, modesty, and intellect. Also analyses of skeletal remains from ancient Roman sites indicate that the average height for Roman men was approximately 168 cm (5 feet 6 inches), while Roman women averaged around 155 cm (5 feet 1 inch).

Sergio C

It's just a ball sack hair is a genetic kind of thing

Sergio C

Just do the four seasons at Graves Creek

Sergio C

Thank you 😊 🙏

George Schizas

True. I was thinking about that recently. It probably wasn't an issue even in the early 2000s as far as I can tell (also GenX). Maybe the average height increased enough to be able to make a simple number (6') the "limit" or something.

Metatron Prime

No one has a steadier hand than a man who is used to shaving his balls.

ThePrphtsShdw

she doesn't live with them anymore ever since they moved back to LA

Deshawn Hickman

6:35 you know what, since it's patreon and all, throw the "n" word out there for first and last time sake .

Blind

any one noticed they never mention kai anymore what happened

Ian Lim

10:35 jeannie proving henry’s point of importance of writing essays exhibit 1 🤣

Ian Lim

Henry ya gotta take ein for a walk!

Ian Lim

7:40 jeannie melting made my day

Gavin Tanis

Jeannie needs to play The coffin of Andy and Leyley on stream; that would be a riot lol

DomBee

Didn't move house with them, got her own place, probably been answered on Jeannie's twitch channel a few times, but not here.

Marcio Vieira

Good video

JO LP

Sorry, Jeannie, there are 5 subreddits dedicated to girls with hairy asses https://www.reddit.com/search/?q=hairyass&type=communities&cId=4a9275c0-0d82-467f-aa7f-c3065634f976&iId=c0068637-6697-4627-a24a-5a6612012c24 All NSFW just in cases it needed to be said.

schwift

Hear me out, think about all the stored winter supplies that could be obtained through permitted and environmentally conscious fat bitch hunting season. Also imagine the internal incentive structure would motive millions who are going to die at 48 from obesity to abandon their ways and become gym bros and hoes.

John Rock

Quick! before the hyenas come.....

Tony Bailey

Another nice, cute video guys! Keep up the momentum! And good to know looking forward to rest of 5 hearts! ❤️

Zeke

someone is posting your guys patreon on youtube https://www.youtube.com/@MxRReUps

Matthew Suchomski

10:09 Jeannie is an adorable word that ends in "ie".

daniel martinez

I saw a youtuber that said they do lives on patrion..is that a thing?

MajinMexican

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breath-taking I suggest you try it

lucas soares

On the topic of being possible to catch a bullet, on earth gravity would ground the bullet before it decelerated enough for you to catch it safely, foe you to do something like that you would need to go to a place with lower gravity and denser atmosphere to decelerate the bullet before it hit the ground, on the solar system the only place where that might be possible would be Titan. But someone would need to do the math to make sure and it won't be me.

paddy robins

Wheres Kai?

A C

Thank you for continuing to release videos. You guys are always the highlight of my week. I genuinely don't know who I will turn to when you both eventually don't do internet stuff anymore.

Tansi

Don't worry about the delay for Part 3. Good things take time! And this might be the start of a series. You stumbled on it by accident (well.... ;-), maybe it can become a regular part of your content.

ufgrat

At the risk of exposing myself as GenX, this obsession with height is a pretty recent thing. Wasn't an issue in the 90's.

Bret Wallace

@3:40 on the YT channel Luna the Pantera, I've seen her climb into boxes just like a housecat, and she's a leopard.

Derek Evans

Great video. I'm glad that I still get to watch. And yes... there girls who absolutely have hair on their buttholes

Matty Schultz

Randy from South Park was scream 'I thought this was America,' because he kept getting in drunken brawls at his kid's little league games.

Benjamin RIONDET

The french flag is Blue White Red, not our flag Jesus. Not sorry. ^^

Toma Arashi

Hold up, you went from schilling for Manscaped to admitting you have never manscaped Henry.......I FEEL LIKE THE WHOLE YOUTUBE ARC WAS A LIE :D

coldbattler

Red pandas are the cutest. Also the French prefer to order their flag colors as Blue, White, and Red.

Jaime Vazquez Jr

Hey Happy New Year to you guys I hope you guys are doing well without YouTube continue on you're my favorite couple..

Ice man

Why would you shave your balls… i guess Jeanie is right it does say a lot about Henry. If you have it good chance your significant other doesn’t like it as much as hairless and well more sensitive w after a shave . There you go Henry.