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🕑 Added 2019-04-08 19:28:05 +0000 UTC >"Sir Garcio, how long have you served in the king's army? What was your first meeting with Sir Garrin like? Any strange or funny stories you two were involved in?"
Garcio: 'Oh it's gotta be twenty years since I got taken in as Garrin's squire, and we've been inseparable ever since.
his first day of training started with a lecture that changed my life, taught all about how much you can get away with if just do a good job with the important stuff.
this idea has probably given us a thousand glorious adventures! like the time we to strip those Binder nuns in the public square just to get the keys to the chapel,
or when we had to pretend to be foreign princes and the local farm girls showered us with affection, LOTS of affection if you know what I mean.
And then there was that strange event where goblins were smuggling stolen wine into the kingdom, which we had to confiscate of course.
All in the name of the crown!
hah! it's GOOD to be working for the king.'
