Riley Gendreau
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It Was A Mixup I Swear
🕑 Added 2024-06-03 00:51:15 +0000 UTCUncensored version: https://www.patreon.com/posts/it-was-mixup-i-105461081
Dufeus had gone to Spell Я Us yesterday to pick up his magical spray-on costume. He was going as a sexy fireman while his girlfriend was going as a call girl. It was supposed to be a night of goofing around that ended with them having passionate sex.
Those plans though, were about to change. Dufeus had gotten naked as the salesman had told him. “Alright, so he said to just shake it really good and spray it over my dick, from there it’ll spread around and I’ll be in my new costume.”
Dufeus began to shake it, and he noticed there was a label with directions, but he’d never read directions for anything, and he wasn't about to start now. After shaking the can real good he started to spray it.
“Wow that’s cold, and it’s creating quite the mist.” Dufeus continued spraying. As the can emptied the bathroom in which she was using it had been completely engulfed in a fog created by the spray. “Damn I can barely see.”
Dufeus looked down, even though it was pointless he couldn't see a thing in the bathroom right now, but that didn’t stop him from noticing that the spray was working. “Wow I feel crazy different, it’s quite nice but very different.”
Dufeus felt the can finally empty. “Finally empty, just in time, I don’t think my dick could take anymore. It was so cold I can't even feel it anymore.” Dufeus noticed his voice sounded a bit different.
“That’s weird, I wonder if this stuff is like helium, probably shouldn't breathe too much in.” Dufeus reaches around and finds the door handle. She finds it and opens it, the large fog from the spray can start to vent into the hallway.
Once the bathroom starts to become visible, Dufeus notices a woman standing in the mirror. “Huh? Who are you? What are you doing in my bathroom?” The woman didn’t answer, so Dufeus walked over and opened the window to clear the fog faster.
She stood at the window and watched the entire bathroom as the fog vanished, but there was no woman inside with her. “That’s strange? Did I hallucinate seeing a woman? Maybe you really shouldn't breathe this stuff in.”
Dufeus walked over to the mirror to check out her costume and her jaw dropped. She figured out why she had seen a woman. “What?... What the fuck!” She screamed looking at herself. Dufeus was the woman she had seen.
She reached her hands up to her chest. “I have… I have massive breasts now!” Dufeus said as she lightly pressed her hands against them to discover they were as real as they looked. “How the fuck did this happen?”
She looked in the mirror again. “Wait… this tight gold dress… These stockings and garter belt… is this the hooker costume?” Dufeus suddenly heard someone walking down the hall, she quickly ran to the door and slammed it close.
She then walked over to the mirror and removed her dress. “I have to admit this body is super hot, but fuck why did I have to end up in it?” Suddenly Dufeus heard a knock at the door. “Son?” It was her dad.
She did her best to deepen her voice before answering. “Ye… yes?” “Oh good you’re still here.” “Yes, I am… What do you need? I’m… I’m a bit busy…” Dufeus said, hoping he’d take the hint and go away.
“Some old guy from Spells Я Us dropped this off a few hours ago. He said that this was the canister you should use, and the one he gave you was for your girlfriend.” “Canister?” Dufeus said not realizing his dad was opening the door.
Her dad opened the door up wide and caught her standing there in her new very sexy body, with her massive breasts exposed because her dress was on the floor. “Oh… I see you’ve already used the wrong one…”
Dufeus reached her hands up and covered her breast. “EEEEEK! WHAT THE HELL! DON’T JUST WALK IN HERE!” Dufeus's father didn’t react to her screams, instead, he just stared down at her breasts.
“Damn, those things are big.” Dufeus looked at him grossed out. “GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU PERVE!” Dufeus said now reaching for things. “Fine, show no love towards you dear old dad who works so hard.” Her father said, still having a devious look on his face.
He then left, closing the door behind him. “Thank god he left, and he did me the decency to leave the correct spray.” Dufeus walked over to the bag her father had brought in. She picked it up and pulled the spray out.
“It’s too bad this one will go to waste, it really is sexy as fuck.” “You can say that again.” Dufeus looked towards the door. “Dad, go away!” “Oh come on, I haven’t seen a hot woman in this house in a decade.”
“I’m your son!” Dufeus heard her father laugh. “You sure don’t look like it.” Dufeus puffed her cheeks. “Well, it's not my fault that the salesperson gave me the wrong spray… Wait a second did you say earlier that he dropped off the correct spray hours ago?”
“Yeah… Why?” Her dad said, sounding a bit nervous. "WHY DIDN’T YOU GIVE IT TO ME SOONER SO THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN?” Dufeus's father went silent for a moment. “I… uh... Forgot about it… until I saw the fog coming out of the bathroom… yeah that's it.”
Dufeus didn’t believe him, it was clear he orchestrated this whole thing just to get a glimpse of a sexy woman. “You know what, forget about it, I’m going to use the correct spray and turn back into a dude and forget about this.”
She heard her dad laugh again. “What is it now?” “You should have read the directions first.” “What, why?” Dufeus picks up the can she had used. “Let's see what it says… Fast acting spray on costume…Call girl theme, yeah got that already..”
Dufeus looked further down. “Shake before use… Spray directly to the groin area for best results… Spray until the canister is empty… Don’t ingest fumes… Using more than one before the effects of the initial canister wear off could lead to permanent effects or horrible mutations.”
Dufeus felt her eye twitch. “That sounds really bad… So it seems I have to stay like this until it wears off naturally.” Dufeus sighed, it was pretty humiliating, especially since her girlfriend was likely going to find out when she got here.
Dufeus heard her father still laughing outside the door. “What now? Don’t tell me there’s more?” “Keep reading.” Dufeus’ father said while laughing. “Alright… Warnings, effects are intended to last twenty-four hours, but inhaling the fumes has been known to increase the time of the effect.”
Dufeus nearly dropped the canister but kept reading. “Depending on how much of the fumes are inhaled, the effects can last days, weeks, months, years, or in rare cases be permanent…. That… that can't be true…”
Dufeus dropped the can. “I didn’t inhale that much right?” Dufeus looked around the bathroom. It wasn’t that big, the door and window had been closed, which meant she had breathed in a good amount of it.
“Sounds like this place will have a sexy woman walking around it for a long time to come.” Dufeus took the canister and threw it at the door. “This is all your fault pervert! You did this to me on purpose.”
“Yikes, you sound mad, I don’t find anger sexy, I’ll come back later.” Dufeus’ dad finally leaves. Dufeus sits down on the toilet and does the only thing she can do, hoping that the effects will wear off eventually.
Then she heard it, and the doorbell went off. Her girlfriend was here. Dufeus grabbed the dress and slipped it on knowing her damn dad was going to send her right over here. Dufeus’ girlfriend, much like her father, opened the door without knocking.
“Hey babe I’m here. I went to pick up my costume from the store, but the cashier said he gave it to you already.” “No wait, don't come in…” “I can't wait to see how we look in those Spell Я Us spray-on costumes….”
Dufeus’ girlfriend takes a good look at her. “Oh… I guess that’s how I would have looked had I used it…” “Wait, I can explain… There was a mix-up at the store and I used the wrong one I swear.” Dufeus' girlfriend rolled her eyes.
“You really need to learn to read all the directions first before you do things from now on.” Dufeus sighed, but agreed with her that she was right. “Now hand me your costume, we have plans tonight and I don’t plan on skipping them because of your blunder.”
Dufeus handed her the other canister, then paused. “Wait… doesn't that mean you’ll be…” Dufeus turned bright red. “Yup, tonight I’ll be making a woman out of you.” Dufeus covered her crotch… It was going to be an interesting night.
