My First (and probably last!) Rap
🕑 Added 2021-02-10 22:53:38 +0000 UTCAnne Hathaway Movie
When I was young I was like the underdog
In a Anne Hathaway movie
You didn’t see me sittin there huh? Just sat your ass on top of me?
I was the master of invisibility
I didn’t know who I was yet
Now I fuckin do
I am sorcerer, wizard, witch
Mia Thermopiles Renaldi, bitch
Yeah, you bet your ass I’m wearing the thigh high Chanel boots, twit
I am a words genius, I am a god among men
You have no idea what kinda shit I can set into motion with this pen
So don’t fuck with me
Get off my dick
You want this dick?
Who doesn’t? shit
I’m a piece of god havin a human experience
Gettin ass, havin fun with this sex and death experiment
Everybody wanna talk about me
Everybody scared of my intensity
You claim to have a problem with me
But you just wanna leech my energy
Because you know who I am
You want this power for yourself
If you didn’t you wouldn’t be beggin to me stop runnin my mouth
I call it like it see it and
I tell it how it is
I say how it’s gonna be
Then I wait till it comes to be
I’ll be prophesyin till the day this body dies
But you know that when I go just means I’m gonna fly
Comments
Kylie Noble
This is hot/the vibes ha!
Brittney L Greer
And I love this. V comedy rap, but actually good. Reminds me of Saosin-Bootyhole type music...lolll god don't listen to that if you haven't already 🤦 or do.
Mike Davidson Jr.
This would be trending on Spotify in a minute easily
Tony Magliero
Love it. Don't even think of deleting it.
Catherine
I loved this 😂
Lisbon Mohler
I’m unironically obsessed
Ryan Goebel
🤣
heather
LOL FUCK
Adri N
Things like this are why I am on your Patreon.
Taylor Kelsey
Natalie Portman would be proud
Yifat
Shouldn't be the last!
Daniya
Pls don’t delete lmaoooo I loved this
Mackenzie Ruth Scott
Also this IS a joke and if you guys hate it I WILL delete it