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BB vs Vitch (Chose your own Bimbo)
🕑 Added 2022-02-23 18:00:59 +0000 UTCHi folks! I hope all is well out there.
Okay, so, I know I said that this week would be a game dev week, and I've been working at the final Eraser update to make that a thing. However, its become clear to me that this update isn't going to be up to the standards I want it to be up to, and I don't want to short change my patrons like that. There's a number of reasons for this, the main one being lack of time this month. A lot of RL things have required dealing with - some of which turned out to take a lot longer than they should have. My apologies for all of that.
As a result, I'm pushing back the game update to next month, and giving you a story set instead. Hopefully a little Choose-your-own-tale will make up for the drop.
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“Oh? What’s this? Someone seems to have let a mangey mutt into my Chaldea!” BB, Chaldea’s resident mischief-maker/prankster/bane-of-all-who-liver folder her arms and leered, flaunting every tanned curve of her summer form as she did so for maximum effect.
“Oh my my, it looks like someone’s left a pathetic piece of outdated software running for too long. Not to worry! Koyanskaya is an expert as dismantling faulty technology~” The newest member of the Chaldea crew wasn’t going to be intimidated, though. She leered back with abandon, every scrap of smug, self-superior energy being returned ten-fold, pressing her own scantily clad form forward to match the AI pound for pound.
The fox wasn’t going to bow down to any old purple haired bully – and likewise, the mad AI wasn’t going to let any fake little fox strut in and take her turf for herself. The two were entirely too similar – narcissistic and domineering, all that they saw belonged to them, as far as they were concerned. Neither was going to tolerate a rival to their (perceived) claim on Chaldea, and on their shared Master. So that left but one alternative – all out war.
“What’s that? I could barely make our your weaselly little yaps!” BB crowed, a smug smile wide over her face as she drew herself up to her full height. “Typical of a lowly beast. Strutting in and demanding to be treated like a big deal. But you’re in Chaldea now little pup, not just running around the Lost Belts on your lonesome. Here, you’re not the top dog anymore – that would be me.” Her eyes flashed red as her smile turned even more vicious. “It’s ridiculous that you even think you can compete! If you fall down on your knees and bark like a dog then I might just forgive you though~”
“Awh, look at the silly little program, trying to make itself look all big and fierce~” Koyanskaya’s bright smile never flickered for even an instant, even as the feeling of great malevolence hiding behind it grew ever more intense. She too drew herself up, her full formed figure matching her purple haired counterpart’s curve for curve. “Careful now, dear, you don’t want to make yourself overheat! Even if you do you’ll never be anywhere near as hot as me~ And if you think for even one moment that I’m competing with you, you’ve got more air in your head than in those transparently fake tits of yours. Now why don’t you go slink away and file some ones and zeroes while the real women get things sorted around here, hm?”
Lightning was crackling between the two as they stared at each other, red eyes glowing and sharp teeth smiling, auras of power swirling around them both even if they refused to admit it. It was fortunate that no other Servants had come anywhere near the scene – they’d just sealed the door behind the pair and left them to work things out themselves. Alas, that did mean that there was no one on hand to deescalate the situation…
“I guess there’s no helping it,” BB said with her most gleeful kouhai cheer. “Some wild animals need to be tamed before you can let them into your home~”
“Quite!” Koyanskaya was just as forcefully delighted, even as her ire rose. “Just like sometimes you have to purge a few files in order to make a good little program obey its betters~”
Smiles glinted. Eyes flashed. In a single heartbeat, the two servants struck, calling up their powers and hurling them towards their opponent. It was a mighty clash… But who would win?
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Ending A: Koyanskaya wins
The malevolent AI laughed maniacally as her devastating reality warping powers closed in on her opponent, her red eyes shining with sadistic glee. Finally, an opponent she could properly cut loose on – after all, this bitch had been an enemy up until all of five minutes ago! She could just tell Master that they’d been attempting some kind of foul betrayal, and BB had simply had to dispose of them in a suitably humiliating fashion! Master would eat it right up – ah, her adorable senpai could be so trusting~ And if she didn’t, eh, she could just rewrite everyone’s memories or something. Maybe turn Robin into a pig again. Nothing too difficult for a super op AI like her!
Or… That was how it was supposed to be, anyway. But something wasn’t right – somehow, her powers weren’t reaching her opponent. No, wait… She’d stopped trying to reach for her? What? That didn’t make any sense! She hadn’t turned her into some pathetic mockery of herself yet!
Koyanskaya hadn’t moved a muscle, but her entire body radiated a supreme confidence that BB hated. Surely that wasn’t right – she should be cowering in fear at the very least! She couldn’t be so stupid as to not recognise the sheer amount of power the AI was wielding, could she? Or… Or did she know something that BB didn’t?
No, that was impossible. Impossible! The magnificent kohai’s database was filled with enough information to make a normal servant’s head explode. There was no way this mangey mutt knew anything she didn’t – so why was she still standing there?!
“Having trouble?” The pink haired hussy’s smirk was infuriating. “Oh, poor little bot, did your big bad attack not work?”
“I-!” BB’s face twisted into an expression of pure rage – before smoothing out into calm perky cheerfulness once again, her eyes settling back into harmless purple. “No, don’t be silly. I just decided to spare you this time. After all, you’re hardly a threat~ You should be grateful for my mercy.”
Koyanskaya snorted, clearly not buying it for a second. “Ohoho, so that’s what your mercy looks like, is it? How cute!” She clasped her hands and squealed, as if completely captivated by how adorable the AI was being. And how dare she! BB barely hid a snarl as she desperately searched for the reason that she couldn’t affect this woman. Was it some kind of divine level defence? Command seals? What could-?!
Then suddenly the pink haired fox girl was right in front of her, a vicious sneer on her face. BB flinched back despite herself, surprised and off balance – and the NFF saleswoman looked delighted at the sight. “Silly bot, didn’t you know? We at NFF have a special skill – absolute authority over things that shouldn’t exist! It’s how I gathered up my nice collection of monsters in the Lost Belts – places that the true timeline had rejected. But it has a few other uses as well – like exerting a little control over a silly virus from another timeline~ Now I’d say that kind of thing definitely shouldn’t exist here, should it?”
BB’s jaw dropped, and she couldn’t help herself. “What kind of bullshit authority is that?!?” She demanded, her furious face turning huffy and red. “Unfair! Completely hax! Disqualified!”
“Oh do shut up.” Suddenly something soft and furry was wrapped around the AI’s throat, hoisting her up into the air. Gasping with a sudden need for breath, BB looked around – only to find herself wrapped in a snug cocoon of one of Koyanskaya’s tails, her arms tightly bound by her sides and her legs left to kick futilely in the air. The fake fox’s eyes shone with savage hunger now, her prey fully caught in her trap. “You’ve babbled more than enough for a lifetime, you digital dummy. But don’t worry – the lovely and elegant Koyanskaya’s finally here to fix your programming, and turn you into a happy, productive drone under my graceful feet~”
“Like hell you bi-Mmmph!!!” Alas, the situation continued to spiral even further out of BB’s control as the tip of the tale binding her in place shot up between her breasts and shoved itself into her mouth, gagging her completely. “Mhmpble!”
“I told you to shut up~” Koyanskaya sing-songed, leaning in close and tweaking the AI’s nose playfully. Then, she stepped back, her tail still holding BB in place, and started inspecting her catch. “Now let’s see what we’re dealing with here. I mean on looks you’re alright – could maybe do with a little more in the bust area, but a decent baseline. Nothing too much to write home about. Features, well, you’re as unoriginal as they come – how many purple haired servants with that face do we have now? Well at least we know you won’t be missed~”
“Mmble! Mmm Mm Mmphuh!!” The purple haired menace struggled fiercely against her bindings, glaring fiercely against the assessment. How dare this woman call her unoriginal! Really? Getting that from a Tamamo?!?
“But the part we really need to do something about is that nasty mind of yours!”
Huh? What was that supposed toOOOoooOOOOOoOOoOOOHHHHH!!!!!!
The AI’s purple eyes suddenly crossed, her entire body going stiff and straight in Koyanskaya’s grip as a second tail materialised in the air beside her, and then plunged straight into her ear. Immediately, her attempts at speaking, at struggling, at resisting in any fashion came to an abrupt end as the tail unleashed a burst of pure brain blasting power, magic blowing through her mind like a bomb. BB couldn’t resist it, couldn’t even hope to try as her warped, twisted brain melted into utter mush, her crossed eyes soon turning into purple spirals, and drool starting to leak out around the sides of her gag.
“Muuuuch better,” the fox sighed, gently removing her tail from BB’s mouth, just to enjoy the drooly dumb smile that took its place. She gave the other tail another twist, making sure to scrape every ounce of remaining smarts left in the pathetic program’s skull out, before sending another blast of power into her. One to send the slush that had been this blasted bitch’s brains down to her tits, where it would serve a much higher calling.
A moment later, and BB’s already impressive chest was obediently inflating, her curves growing even curvier by the second – until they’d greedily slurped up every last trace of the annoying AI’s intelligence, leaving nothing but a brainless bimbo behind.
With a smirk, Koyanskaya lowered the newly repurposed Servant to the ground, striding up to stand tit to tit with her once again. Of course, now BB’s bust was far bigger than her own – but judging by the mindless swirl and dumb smile slapped on the purple haired woman’s face, that was a trade that the fox was happy to miss out on. “There. Another pest taken care of… But don’t worry dear!” She leaned in to stroke the bimbo’s hair gently, before her smirk turned vicious. “You won’t be the first. Anyone who gets between me and Master is going to find themselves drooling on big ol’ boobs like yours before they know it! Now…”
With a flourish, she pulled a smart phone out of her pocket, and held it up towards her new pet. “Let’s get you put away somewhere useful, shall we?”
There was a flash of purple light, and the artificial intelligence – though since that was the wrong title for her now, it was more accurate to call her an artificial dumbass – was sucked into the device, appearing a moment later on its screen, naked and smiling, happy to fulfil any orders her owner might send her way. After all, that was the purpose of a dumb little program like her~
And with that, Koyanskaya slid her phone away, and walked off whistling a happy, jaunty tune – looking forward to the next servant who wanted to try and challenge her supremacy over the halls of Chaldea. She could always do with more pets, after all!
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Ending B: BB wins
The vicious semi-beast lunged forwards, reaching out with her authority over existences that the universe rejected to force this uppity screensaver to bow to her will. There was no way that BB could hope to resist her power – as a Servant she was designed to deal with pests like her!
Which was why she was so surprised to find herself crashing flat into a solid surface instead of seizing control of her opponent’s essence. “What the hell?”
Prying herself back a step and rubbing at her nose, the surprised but still confident Servant glared forward at the new obstruction that had appeared between her and her prey. It was a large black glass pane, lined by plastic… A TV screen? Why on earth was there a TV screen here?
To her great annoyance, the Fox would soon learn – as the screen lit up bright pink, with white words printed across it just as the speakers blared to life to announce them to the world.
“BB CHANNEL!!!”
“Ngh!” The Servant stumbled back a step, her expression one of pure disgust as she covered her sensitive ears from the din. “What kind of nonsense is this?!”
“It’s not nonsense!” The pink title screen vanished, replaced by an all too familiar purple haired maiden in a black cloak, sat behind a news caster’s desk with a smug smile on her face. The image was flickering a little, and for a moment the Fox thought she could see words in faint text written over it, but by the time she’d finished blinking they were gone. “It’s the BB channel! Don’t touch that dial, watch and smile!”
Koyanskaya’s eye twitched, and her lips quirked up into a disbelieving grin. “You’re kidding me. First you taunt and threaten me, and then as soon as things get spicy you run off to play TV star? You really are pathetic.” Still, she was clearly a thorn worth removing. And yet for some reason, her authority over BB wasn’t working! Had the AI somehow fled out of her reach?
The Servant gave her a perky wink. “Just stay there and listen a moment, you grumpy old hag! If you keep scowling like that you’re going to get even more wrinkles!”
“I don’t have wrinkles!” The fox snapped, before hurling an attack at the screen. Much to her frustration, it just bounced off. Damnit, how was that brat doing this?!
“If you’re wondering how I’m doing this,” BB chirped, because she was the most annoying pest in existence, “it’s simple! I mean, I was going to attack you, but then I figured, why bother! You’re just pointless and stupid, not worth my time! So instead I zipped off into my own sub-dimension to watch you get brain blasted into oblivion, from the comfort of my own couch!”
Ugh, this pain in the ass was driving her up the wall. Koyanskaya groaned and rubbed her head, feeling dizzy all of a sudden, before glaring at the screen. “Well if your stupid show was supposed to give me a headache, congratulations – otherwise, it’s as moronic as you are.” Wait, what had that last thing she’d said been?
“Oh, it’s supposed to give you a lot more than a headache!” BB cheered, red eyes flashing dangerously. “Especially now that you’ve been watching my lovely screen long enough for the subliminals to really sink in!” The AI pulled a sack of popcorn out of nowhere and kicked her feet up on the desk. “So, ready to lose your mind?”
The Fox woman frowned, her brow wrinkling as she tried to work out the AI’s meaning. For some reason her thoughts were running awfully slow all of a sudden. “What-?”
“Great! Then just Watch Closely and Kiss Those Brains Goodbye, Bitch!” BB leaned forward, her smile downright evil. “Don’t worry – I’ll be sure to use that cushy ass of yours as a footstool, so I’ll still have a use for you~”
“You little-!!!” But whatever insults the mildly dazed Servant had been about to throw at the purple pest, they were immediately drowned out as the TV suddenly began blasting out a loud serenade of bubbly pop music, and the image on the screen twisted itself into a big pink spiral, flashing with strobe lights all the while.
The results were intense. Koyanskaya automatically tried to shield her eyes and look away, but she found she couldn’t stop watching. Becoming nervous, she tried to back off, get some distance, but her feet remained rooted to the ground and she found she had to stay exactly where she was. Any attempt to cover her ears failed too, she was straining to listen despite herself. And though she tried to make her mind race and figure out what was going on, the effort was pointless – her mind was too slow and stupid to figure anything out…
Worst of all, though, was the way she couldn’t stop smiling…
Unable to defend herself, the beastly servant could only stare into the screen like one might stare at an oncoming train. And the impact on her mind certainly felt like a locomotive. The spiral consumed her vision as the bubbly pop songs filled her ears, and both washed into her unprotected brain like a swirling pink flood. The image of it bored into her mind, shredding and scattering her thoughts, while the musical beat pounded into her and shattered any new thoughts trying to form. She could feel her mind melting under the onslaught, but there was nothing she could do to stop it, and every second it was feeling better and better.
She shuddered, spirals slowly starting to fill her eyes, her fearsome smirk steadily morphing into a goofy grin. By now she could see the words flashing on the screen, each of them engraving themselves into her soft, malleable brain. Words like ‘Big Boobs!’ and ‘Dumb Slut!’ – words that were starting to make her top grow tight, and her already struggling thoughts stumble and stop almost completely. But she was still trying to fight, in the very depths of her mind – trying to stave off the worst of this attack with her intelligence intact, ready to launch a devastating counter attack the moment that trumped up little AI got bored of this show.
Unfortunately for Koyanskaya, though, she wouldn’t get the chance – her fate was sealed with one last big, brightly flashing message pumped directly into her skull.
‘Brains go Pop!’
Pop!
It was instant and irrevocable. The pink haired Fox didn’t even understand what was happening. One moment she was struggling against a pounding, swirling, brain blasting tide, and then the next, pop! It was all just… gone. Including her own thoughts. A serene quiet settled throughout her now quite empty head, as her tongue lolled out and drool began to drip down onto her inflated chest…
And in a puff of smoke, the entire TV was gone, BB floating down to the ground once more, smirking at her drooling, defeated rival. The Fox’s arrogant demeanor was all gone – her top torn open by her swollen boobs, her tongue hanging from her dumb smile, her eyes still caught in an eternal spiral, locked forever behind swirls of pink… The cool, collected Servant from before was long gone.
“There,” the purple menace giggled, strutting up to her ‘rival’ with glee. “Isn’t that better?”
They were hardly equal matches anymore, of course – Koyanskaya’s breasts were now twice the size of hers, but in exchange her brains had completely vanished. Ultimately, the AI had proved to be superior – as she confirmed once and for all, slipping a collar around her new dumb pet’s neck and locking it closed.
“One wild animal, nice and tamed. Good girl. Annnnnd…” BB lashed out with her rider’s crop and smacked the new bimbo firmly on the ass, making her yelp and jump – straight into a waiting BB screen. The airheaded fox briefly found herself displayed on every screen in Chaldea – before being dumped out in front of the BB channel’s news desk and posed on her hands and knees, her ass pushed high up in the air, fluffy tails waving aimlessly. “… Installed as my new footrest! Perfect!”
The cutest Kohai giggled to herself, and then skipped away, her latest screen vanishing in a puff of smoke. Her new furniture would wait until she wanted to have some fun, after all – or until anyone else felt a need to bother her and join it~
For now, though, she was satisfied. Chaldea was hers once again, the smug pretender to the throne vanquished. There was only room for one big bitch around here, after all – and her name was BB!
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Ending C: True
It was a mighty struggle – reality warper against reality enforcer, two twisted servants who were absolutely dedicated to seeing their own malevolent desires triumphant over the other’s. Whichever of them proved the victor, the other would suffer unrelenting, humiliating defeat of the keenest kind, as both were well aware. Unable to bare the presence of another so very similar to themselves, they wagered everything on one keen, decisive blow each to settle the score.
But the thing is, sometimes, when two very similar forces fight – the result is dead even. A complete draw. Which was an ending that neither woman foresaw, and, when their match proved completely equal, neither was prepared for.
Namely because it meant their own attacks were reflected right back at them.
“Wha-Bwmh!” “The Fu-Mmph!” Dark tentacles and fluffy tails flooded the room, the result of BB’s borrowed eldritch powers and Koyanskaya’s stolen floofyness colliding and merging together in an unstoppable writhing tide with one purpose, and one purpose only – to reduce every Servant it came across into a brainless slutty bimbo! In the blink of an eye, both women found themselves tightly bound, arms clamped to their sides, legs held firmly apart, and mouths gagged by tentacle and tail alike.
Naturally, both powerful servants went to resist, struggling against this unexpected restraint – but neither were given enough time to mount a proper defence. Before they could even fully comprehend what was happening to them, their predatory magics struck both of them right to the core. There was a swift, cold breeze on their legs as their flimsy shorts and panties was torn away, and then floofy, slick tendrils suddenly plunged upwards into their now unprotected holes.
“!!!!” Red and Gold eyes shot open wide as they felt an incredible spike of pleasure, raw and primal, shoot straight up their spines, hitting their brains so hard their heads swam – but that wasn’t the only sensation they felt. No, even as they mentally staggered to regain their footing, they could feel something else – a bubbly, pulsing warmth that was flowing into them through their delightful intruders, pumping into them second by second…
Pump. Pump. Pump.
Like thick, hot ooze, it was flowing into them, filling them, and their bodies had no choice but to conform to its wishes – their combined magic was too much for either one of them alone to resist. So their hips began to grow, their asses starting to inflate like a pair of water balloons connected to a hose…
Pump. Pump. Pump.
Until their behinds couldn’t thicken anymore, and the wet, slick, bubbling heat began to rise. Their waists sizzled and stiffened, soaking with sweat as pleasure ran through them like lightning, their spines stiff and shaking from every pump fucking more and more of this magic in. But there were no direct changes – not until the sloshing power inside them reached their chests.
Pump. Pump. Pump.
Eyes rolling back in their heads as the pleasure swelled, they didn’t see but rather felt as their breasts suddenly expanded, pushing out so fast and so forcefully that their tops snapped clean off, flying out into the tentacle filled room and vanishing from their awareness forever. What would Bimbo Bitches like them need such things for, anyway?
Pump. Pump. Pump.
Fox and AI hips bucked in rhythm, their bodies now thoroughly under the thrall of their tendril masters, even as their minds may have tried to meagerly resist. But that resistance wouldn’t long, as both Servant’s breasts grew to a size that would make Raikou jealous, and the horny hot sensation began to flow higher once again, their frames filling to the brim…
Pump. Pump. Pump.
Soon, that flowing, sparkling, liquid feeling was filling up their heads as well, soaking into their brains, even as the tendrils in all three of their holes continued to fuck their thoughts away. Their eyes turned cotton candy pink, slight swirls overtaking their pupils as drool began to drip around their gags. In no time at all they were completely full from head to toe… But still the magical cascade they had started wasn’t finished with them.
Pump.
Their asses grew another size.
Pump.
Their tits inflated yet again.
Pump.
The pressure intensified. Their bodies strained, but couldn’t swell any bigger.
Pump.
The pressure grew greater still, but there was nowhere for it to go.
Pump. Pump.
Building. Growing. Unrelenting. Their bodies were shaking like a boiler about to blow.
Pump. Pump.
And all that pressure was aimed directly into one place – their heads.
Pump.
Pop! Pop!
It was over in a flash. Their eyes filled completely with swirly, vapid pink spirals as pink fluid poured form their ears, taking the last remnants of their intelligence with it – their brains well and truly popped. The tentacles and tails, their job finally complete, shimmered and vanished… Leaving a pair of mindless bimbos behind in their wake.
The airheaded AI who had been BB, and the vapid vixen who had been Koyanskaya, stood in front of one another, boob to boob, both smiling completely brainlessly at one another, drool pouring down to make a small lake in their combined cleavage. Neither of them thought to enjoy the other’s downfall, or gloat about their fate. Neither of them thought at all.
They were just a pair of brainless busty bitches now, to be enjoyed by whoever next found them. Their scheming, plotting, bullying days were over – now, they simply existed to mindlessly fuck and obey.
Isn’t it lovely how these things can work out?
