Uniparasite
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What girl want (Eng / Esp)
🕑 Added 2024-09-15 18:10:14 +0000 UTCSo context, i was at a coffee shop yesterday when i heard someone talking and laughing LOUD like.. extremely loud so i turn my head and there is this HUGE guy with a small laptop and a gaming headset on his head giving “advice” to his online friend on how to get a girl, most of it boiled down to throw expensive stuff at her until she loves ya n im not kidding when i say this went out for like… 1 hour until i think a lady told him to lower his voice and then he just sat there on his laptop in silence
The whole advice was super cringe but goddammit if he was a freaking unit, so i changed a few thingies took some artistic liberties and made a furry character out of him x3
Cause thats what my gay ass decided to do
Maybe i should do moe with him x3
Comments
Drakoknight
To be fair, I’ve done the same thing with huge people I’ve seen at work over the years too.
Sketchychespin
That's a great idea! Maybe this guy will try to use his advice on Fangs~?
Uniparasite
fangs is on the background, perhaps he should interact with him :3
Sketchychespin
You should do more with him
Mr.Flannel
poor guy is giving some…questionable advice. But what i want is for his ass to be an imprint on my face. That’s what I want.
