Chorizo's Christmas Charcuterie
🕑 Added 2023-12-27 23:05:20 +0000 UTCSome people lay out cookies and milk for Santa. Chorizo prefers to offer up charcuterie, the main cut of meat being himself. I think this Santa was all for it, although he may have overindulged and slipped up. Guess the reindeer will be finishing up the route this time.
Belated Christmas post but I hope you guys like it nonetheless :v. First lewd featuring Chorizo. Also, this Santa character is out of a job so he might pop around again (his name is Lincoln btw).
Hope you guys had a great Christmas!
Comments
myrontheotter
Whelp, I already love them both. And I initially thought the police were a reindeer swat team. But canines work just as well. 🤣🤣
Liquor_Lolli
Only the best quality of nasty boys🤌
Jokoros
ah the D reminds me to ask this, Have you ever considered making a discord server? I know you have a telegram already going but just curious
MidRare
Usually the chorizo is in the queso.
Liquor_Lolli
Like: -You wake up in the middle of the night! -See a big hot man inside home. - Want take him inside without any question - already love this lusty otter!
DG
Chorizo is a spicy mess.
Howling_Night
Yeah
DG
He lives for the D
DG
He's gonna need it ...although Chorizo has a bigger heart than you'd expect (and the potential fukking is definitely a draw in as well).
DG
Thank you! I like their dynamic, both kind of nasty boys.
Liquor_Lolli
Chorizo's first performance already takes me all! Can appreciate all his features and Lincoln explored them is something touching all my vibes
Howling_Night
I wouldn’t mind bailing him out 🤤
Han Pendragon
Okay Chorizo and that Lincoln are kinda hitting a nice spot
BuckyTheGator
Wolverine was so fine😩💦 Hope Chorizo bails him out🙏
Ano
This is way too entertaining I knew Chorizo was going to be a menace to society but he’s a MENACE TO SOCIETY in all the right ways I love him ahhh Merry flippin’ Christmas
Jokoros
There’s no quenching the otter’s thirst😭