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Colin’s Tickets to Half-Assed Romance (February 2014)
🕑 Added 2016-08-24 02:05:00 +0000 UTC I still get a chuckle every time I read these. Because they’re accurate. And sadly based on life experience.
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SalemCat
"Sorry to break it to you, but white chocolate isn't really chocolate."<br><br>NOOOOO !!!!! (tears streaming down face, dripping from whiskers).<br><br>But White Almond Bark IS real Bark, right ? Right ?
ElectricGecko
Sorry to break it to you, but white chocolate isn't really chocolate.
ElectricGecko
Ew. That's wrong.
SalemCat
I like White Chocolate.
Ricky Fang
Most V-day chocolate comes from Wal-Marts!
