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I told you AI was getting out of control
🕑 Added 2022-12-14 23:38:07 +0000 UTCHere’s the prompt I put into chatGPT:
Write a comedy sketch about a boy called Darren French sticking a pin into another boy called Matt Morgan and saying ‘pin pin’
And here’s what our future overlord came up with:
(Scene: A playground at a primary school. Darren French and Matt Morgan are standing next to each other)
Darren: Hey Matt, watch this!
(Darren pulls out a pin from his pocket and sticks it into Matt's arm)
Matt: Ow! What are you doing, Darren?
Darren: I'm playing pin pin!
Matt: Pin pin? That doesn't even make sense!
Darren: Sure it does! You stick a pin in someone and then say "pin pin"!
(Darren sticks the pin into Matt's other arm)
Matt: Stop it, Darren! That hurts!
Darren: But it's fun! You should try it!
(Darren sticks the pin into his own arm)
Darren: See? It doesn't hurt that much!
Matt: I'm not playing pin pin with you, Darren. That's just stupid.
(Matt walks away, rubbing his arms)
Darren: (to himself) Fine, I'll just have to find someone else to play pin pin with!
(Darren looks around for another victim)
Narrator: And so, the game of pin pin continued, with Darren French sticking pins into anyone who would let him, always uttering the words "pin pin" as he did so. It was a game that made no sense to anyone but Darren, but he was determined to keep playing it until someone finally understood the joy of the pin.
(Even that picture was created by AI. Check out blatant.space on IG.)
Comments
Kenny
4 a month, 2 out already. Still time for 2 more, but 3 seems the new norm.
Donjeur
Jesus, Mary and J…never mind. It’s christmas, relax
Remember when Matt was filming and kept telling everyone to “just hang on a bit longer” whilst providing *zero* content but still taking peoples money for months and months. Lots of promises of multiple podcasts per week when he was “free as a bird” to make up for the ones missed. How’s that going? Absolute piss take.
