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Chapter 142 Kaido Takes a Mistress? Before The Father's Eyes?
🕑 Added 2025-11-01 22:41:59 +0000 UTC"Bastards! Stop that!"
Watching a horde of ugly pirates running their filthy hands all over their ‘Momoko-sama’, with some even pulling out their disgusting weapons, the Kozuki Family’s retainers, led by Kin'emon, could no longer hold back. They drew their swords and charged.
Plans and strategies were thrown to the wind.
The heads of several Beast Pirates on the periphery were instantly lopped off.
Sasaki, one of the Tobiroppo, roared, "Enemy attack!!"
The beast-blood-fueled pirates suddenly snapped back to reality, scrambling for the weapons at their waists. But perhaps still addled by lust, their reactions were slow.
Before their hands could even grip their hilts, Kin'emon and the others were upon them, cutting them down like melons and reaching Momonosuke's side.
"M-Momonosuke-sama... a-are you alright?" Seeing the curvaceous form of ‘Kozuki Momoko’, Kin'emon and the others didn't know where to look.
How to put it? Momonosuke actually looked... quite good like this.
Rumble!
However, before the Red Scabbards could act further, the floor of the banquet hall shattered.
Countless branches and vines burst from the cracks, forming a massive wall that separated Momoko from the Red Scabbards.
It was Shiryu’s Mori Mori no Mi!
"A bunch of lust-addled fools~" Shiryu, in his elemental wooden human form, sneered contemptuously as he grabbed Momoko.
"Kozuki forces have infiltrated! Kill them!" Jack, one of the All-Stars, bellowed, drawing his twin swords.
"What's the rush? The show isn't over yet," Jin laughed, still in full spectator mode, "Hey! Brain-dead retainers of Kozuki Oden! Interested in being a son-in-law? And you, Monkey D. Luffy, no need to stand on ceremony. You've worked hard being this brat's babysitter all this way, haven't you? Why not use her to lose your virginity?"
"Return Momonosuke-sama to us!" Kin'emon had dropped all pretense.
Flames ignited along his blade as he charged towards Shiryu, who held Momoko.
Foxfire Style: Firework Flash!
A sword slash fused with flames shot towards the wooden arm holding Momoko.
Luffy also lost his patience. Though it was unclear why he was so devoted to helping the Kozuki Family without any tangible benefit, Jin's earlier taunt had undoubtedly angered him.
"Gear Third! Gomu Gomu no... Giant Rocket!" Inflating his skin with air and infusing it with Armament Haki, Luffy's giant fist slammed towards Jin.
"Tch, and here I was, mercifully offering to help you lose your V-card. Is this how you repay me?" Jin put on a falsely wounded expression.
Just as the fist was less than five meters away, his hand suddenly dropped to Ryujin Jakka at his waist.
"In that case, you won't be needing that arm anymore."
As the words left his mouth, just as Jin was about to draw his sword, a blue blur shot between them, and azure-blue flames blocked Luffy's fist.
Luffy was shocked. He never expected him to stop the attack.
The Straw Hat Grand Alliance's top combatant, [Marco the Phoenix]!
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't act recklessly! Ace's brother!" Marco, his arms transformed into phoenix wings, shouted over his shoulder, "Don't provoke this man! If he makes a move, this war will become a real mess!"
"Oh ho~ As expected of the number two of the Whitebeard Pirates. Your vibe is completely different from these brutes." Jin laughed, "Why help the Kozuki family? It can't be because of Kozuki Oden, right? That idiot was nothing less than a traitor to your Whitebeard Pirates, wasn't he?"
This was something Jin genuinely didn't understand.
Oden jumping ship from Whitebeard Pirates to Roger Pirates back in the day was a slap in Newgate’s dignity. It was a miracle they weren't sworn enemies.
Yet here they were, coming to help.
‘Could it be that Momonosuke, like Luffy, has some kind of charm ability? Does everyone who comes into contact with them fall hopelessly in love?’
"...We're just here to settle the score with Teach," Marco said, lowering his gaze, his voice heavy.
"Oh? If that's the case, then by all means," Jin made an ‘after you’ gesture with his hand.
"Just don't attack that man!" Marco shouted another warning to the Grand Alliance’s members, his primary targets being Luffy and Sabo.
‘So exhausting. After we deal with Teach, I'm leaving this Grand Alliance and going back home to get married.’
"Captain, the Whitebeard Pirates are charging over. How long are you going to keep puking?" Burgess asked helplessly, looking at Marco flying towards them and the now-unmasked Jozu, Vista, and others charging with weapons drawn.
"Blegh! D-dammit! If you'd spent three days sleeping with a deadweight tranny! Hurk,,, You wouldn't be any better!" Blackbeard was practically vomiting stomach acid.
"O-Orochimaru... you handle this," Blackbeard gasped, half-dead.
"Really now, don't forget what you promised me," Orochimaru said, swinging his right hand and summoning a horde of venomous snakes towards the charging Whitebeard Pirates’ remnants.
[Hidden Shadow Snake Hands!]
"Petty tricks!" Vista, a Master Swordsman in his own right, swung his twin blades, unleashing a dense rain of petal-shaped slashes that bisected the incoming snake horde.
"Everyone, charge! Rescue Momonosuke-sama!" Seeing his Firework Flash blocked by Shiryu's fire-resistant forest, Kin'emon waved his sword, ordering the ten thousand samurai to swarm forward and reclaim Momoko.
"Wipe them out!" King, another All-Star, ordered coldly.
The Beast Pirates, led by the Tobiroppo, drew their swords to meet the enemy.
"Tsk tsk tsk~ Luffy is as ungrateful as ever. I was kindly offering him Momoko to lose his virginity, and this is how he repays me," Jin wore an expression of wronged innocence, like the good-hearted man bitten by the dog.
"It's a shame Oden is already dead. Otherwise, I'd have loved to see his reaction to you turning his son into... this," Kaido said gleefully.
As the man who had left an indelible scar on him and become his nightmare for twenty years, Kaido would have delighted in seeing Oden's breakdown.
"If you hadn't boiled his corpse, we could have put on that show," Jin said with a look of disdain.
Yes, Jin found it regrettable too. After all, it would have been hilarious if Oden could have witnessed this spectacle firsthand.
But the problem was, Oden's corpse had been boiled into a human stew by Kaido twenty years ago.
Forget flesh, they couldn't even find a single hair.
"Huh? Oden's corpse is still here. I buried it in Kuri. But what use is that thing?" Kaido blinked in confusion upon hearing this.
Hearing this, Jin was also taken aback, "Wasn't that idiot's corpse boiled by you?"
"No. After I shot him, I fished him out and buried him. The guy had quite the backbone, staying alive in the boiling oil for an hour. Later, I thought turning him into stew didn't suit his manner of death, so after shooting him, I fished him out and buried him."
After hearing Kaido's explanation, Jin remembered. Oden had indeed been boiled in the pot for an hour without dying, and the actual cause of death was Kaido's gunshot.
‘Damn, Kaido's being oddly decent here, actually fishing the guy out to bury him.’
Although he didn't know why Jin wanted Oden's corpse, Kaido still ordered his men to dig up the grave and bring the remains.
"Oh, right. Since Luffy doesn't want her, why don't you take her virginity yourself? Your enemy's daughter... doesn't that sound thrilling?" Jin glanced at Momoko with a weird smile, then gave Kaido a lecherous grin.
Kaido: "..."
It did sound thrilling, but the moment he remembered Momonosuke was originally a boy, he felt disgusted again.
Such a dilemma...
"Kaido-san, we've brought Kozuki Oden's remains…" Queen reported, arriving with a group of underlings.
On a stretcher lay a corpse consisting of only a skull and a few scattered bones.
Komurasaki covered her mouth tightly with her hands, struggling not to scream.
"Will this work, Orochimaru?" Jin called down to Orochimaru, who was busy dealing with the Whitebeard Pirates alongside the Blackbeard crew.
Orochimaru looked up, said, "I leave it to you, Captain Teach.”
He then leaped up to the second-floor platform where Jin and Kaido were.
By now, Blackbeard had mostly finished vomiting.
With the powers of both the Gura Gura no Mi and the Yami Yami no Mi, he was more than capable of holding off the leaderless Whitebeard Pirates.
"Hmm~ It should work. As long as the DNA is still present, it's fine," Orochimaru said after examining Oden's skeletal remains.
"Then proceed. How can we have such a classic scene of a son being deflowered by his father's enemy without letting the father watch?" Jin said with a malicious chuckle.
Kaido had a question mark on his face, ‘Didn't I agree to this yet?’
"Which one?" Orochimaru glanced at the still-Genjutsu-controlled Shinobu and Ivankov.
"This one. She's of no more use," Jin pointed to Shinobu, the user of the Juku Juku no Mi. (T/N: Ripe-Ripe Fruit.)
He felt Ivankov's Horu Horu no Mi might still have future value, “Maybe when the old Madara is revived, I can use it to turn him into a woman, then bring back Hashirama and let the two lovebirds reunite.”
The Juku Juku no Mi, however, was completely useless.
In the Chat Group of the Dead, the reactions of the Naruto World’s natives to Jin's idea were... vivid.
[Izuna: @Jin, You damn genius! But how can my elder brother become a woman? You should turn Hashirama into a woman and have her marry my brother!]
[Hashirama: Wait, Jin-kun, if you do that... uh... it doesn't seem entirely unacceptable?]
[Tobirama: @Hashirama, Big Brother! Big Brother, you must resist the temptation!]
[Mito: @Jin, Jin-kun, is this how you repay me?]
[Jin: Oops, sorry Granny Mito, I was just joking, just joking~]
...
Jin had forgotten Mito was still in the group. Doing this was a bit disrespectful to her. Wasn't this cuckolding Mito?
‘Ah, what a pity.’
While Jin was bantering in the chat, Orochimaru had already begun the Impure World Reincarnation using Oden's remains and Shinobu's body as the sacrifice.
A large amount of dust, like parasites, rapidly enveloped Shinobu's body.
In less than five seconds, the formerly plump kunoichi had transformed into a burly man.
Kozuki Oden!
Witnessing this, Kaido, Komurasaki, Momoko, and the countless samurai loyal to the Kozuki Family below were all stunned speechless.
"What kind of Devil Fruit’a Ability is this?" Kaido's eyes bulged. He had seen appearance-altering Devil Fruits before, but this was unheard of.
"It's Oden! It's really Oden!" At that moment, a mysterious figure wearing an oni mask, making their gender unclear, and standing over two meters tall, rushed into the venue.
Looking up at the dust-constructed Oden on the high platform, they let out a brain-dead fangirl scream.
Kaido's face darkened, ‘This foolish son of mine!’
"Wh-where is this?" The reincarnated Oden, his face covered in cracks, gradually regained consciousness, his vision clearing.
The first thing he saw was his enemy Kaido standing before him, an unfamiliar young man, and... another woman who bore a ninety percent resemblance to his wife.
"T-Toki, is that you?" Oden instinctively called out. But seeing Jin's ‘paw’ resting on Komurasaki's shoulder, his face darkened.
Komurasaki, no, Hiyori felt tears welling up uncontrollably. She had so much she wanted to say to the father before her. But she didn't dare.
If she revealed her true identity now, the man who had been tormenting her for days, along with Kaido and Orochi behind him, would tear her to pieces the next second!
"She's not your wife, she's your second daughter, you fool of a lord." Jin said with a weird smile.
As he spoke, the hand on Hiyori's shoulder slid down and gave a firm, unmistakable squeeze.
Caught off guard, Hiyori couldn't hold back a cry.
Kaido and Orochi instantly realized the truth.
‘Komurasaki is Oden's daughter!?’
They had never known.
While Orochi was scared shitless, Kaido quickly regained his composure, ‘So what? What trouble can this woman, who only knows how to spread her legs, possibly cause?’
"S-second daughter?" Oden was still confused.
"Soon, Kaido will become your son-in-law. Aren't you happy? Hahaha!" Jin couldn't help but let out another gleeful laugh.
With that, Momoko was tossed in front of Oden.
"Y-you are?" Oden looked at the person before him in astonishment. If Hiyori bore a ninety percent resemblance to his wife Toki, then the black-haired woman before him shared about thirty percent.
"Father! Father! I-I am Momonosuke! Waaahh~" Momoko threw her arms around the reincarnated Oden, bawling her eyes out.
"M-Momonosuke? Y-you... how did you become like this?" Hearing his ‘son's’ high-pitched wails and seeing the unmistakable G-cup ‘artillery’, Oden's mind went blank.
‘Wh-what's going on? Not only am I, a dead man, alive again, but my son has become a daughter?’
Clap Clap Clap~
Jin's applause interrupted the heartwarming father-daughter reunion.
"Alright, alright. Now that the father-in-law is here, let us congratulate Captain Kaido on taking Kozuki Momoko as his mistress! A joyous union between the Beast Pirates and the Kozuki Family! Congratulations, congratulations~" Jin's announcement left all hundred thousand people present, and the billions watching the broadcast worldwide, utterly dumbfounded.
Damn, this move... is suffocating.
Kin'emon, Raizo, Ashura Doji, and the other Red Scabbards stared, their jaws on the floor.
‘Kaido... marrying Momonosuke-sama? Wh-what kind of operation is this?’
"Applaud." Seeing the cold reception, Jin's face turned unpleasant as he repeated himself.
Yet, everyone present was still too stunned to react.
Jin's voice suddenly sharpened, his tone stern as he barked, "APPLAUD!"
It was like a hammer striking everyone's nerves.
Not just the Blackbeard and Beast Pirates, but even many within the Straw Hat Grand Alliance instinctively began clapping and cheering.
"Congratulations, Kaido-sama!"
"Not a bad catch for such a beautiful mistress!"
"Wishing Kaido-sama and Momoko-sama a happy union for a hundred years!"
"Hey, I touched the lady earlier... hope I don't get in trouble..."
