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Chapter 29 Whose Skin is Thicker: Momo or Kin'emon?
🕑 Added 2025-11-10 23:33:21 +0000 UTCIchigo, who had just returned to normal school life a few days ago, was so angry he cursed.
‘How did this suddenly involve me!?’
‘How could I possibly be capable of stopping Aizen's plans!?’
‘Back in the Soul Society, I and Renji were both instantly defeated by Aizen in a single encounter!’
‘Did this bastard named ‘Lott’ have some grudge against me, deliberately targeting me?’
Meanwhile, in Las Noches, Ichimaru Gin, who also saw the message, blinked twice, his expression barely containing laughter:
"Captain Aizen, is this Saiyan messing with you?"
He had also seen Ichigo in the Soul Society.
He completely failed to see any potential in him to stop Aizen.
Aizen stroked his chin and replied:
[Can you explain your reasoning?]
Aizen also knew that Ichigo Kurosaki was a hybrid combination of Shinigami, Human, Quincy, and Hollow.
He had been quietly observing him since his birth.
But even so, Aizen didn't believe the other had the ability to stop him.
[Lott: It's hard to explain clearly. In short, start teaching Saeko swordsmanship immediately. Or should I come to your planet and team up with the Gotei 13 to kill you?]
Even as a transmigrator, Lott couldn't really articulate a reason.
After all, who would have thought that Ichigo, a teenager who had only been a Shinigami for half a year, could defeat Aizen, who had lived for centuries?
Even at the cost of all his Shinigami power, it was still too far-fetched.
It's like if a Genin opened the Eighth Gate, could they defeat a Six Paths-level opponent?
Too ridiculous!
Well, of course, this ‘Genin’ doesn't include Naruto and Sasuke.
In Lott's view, Ichigo using Mugetsu defeating Aizen was just forced plot armor… Similar to Nika.
[Yamamoto: …]
[Byakuya: …]
[Hitsugaya: …]
Lott's words left the people of the Seireitei speechless again.
‘As if we agreed to team up with you.’
Well... but to be honest, if Lott was willing to team up, they really had no reason to refuse.
After all, they weren't confident they could definitely defeat Aizen.
Back in Las Noches, Aizen blinked twice.
‘Did I even agree to your terms?’
[Aizen: @Lott, Alright, start a video call. I'll teach her.]
While replying, Aizen looked down at Ulquiorra Cifer waiting in the throne hall and ordered:
"Ulquiorra, bring Kurosaki Ichigo to me."
Aizen thought about it and decided to just bring Ichigo back, not kill him.
After all, a physique fusing four bloodlines was too rare, so killing him would be a waste.
It’s better to capture him as a test subject.
If Lott knew Aizen's decision, he would definitely say you deserved to be defeated by the protagonist's plot armor.
"Yes, Aizen-sama."
Without another word, Ulquiorra tore open a Garganta and quickly stepped through.
In the Universe Chat Room.
Urahara Kisuke, possessing the highest intellect on the Planet Shinigami, frantically @-ed Ichigo in the group:
[Ichigo! Come to the Urahara Shop immediately! Aizen has definitely sent Menos Grande to kill you now!]
Upon seeing Aizen agree to teach swordsmanship, Urahara deduced that Aizen most likely accepted Lott's claim.
Which meant he had almost certainly already dispatched his main force of Menos Grande to kill Ichigo!
"That damn Saiyan!"
In his classroom, Ichigo no longer cared about something as trivial as skipping class. He jumped directly out the second-floor window and ran towards the Urahara Shop.
…
"Lott-kun, isn't this a bit... inappropriate?"
Saeko felt somewhat embarrassed.
Although she now wholeheartedly devoted herself to Lott, trading Ichigo’s life for her own chance to learn swordsmanship felt a bit... inhumane.
"That mutt isn't that easy to kill, don't worry."
After all, he had just discussed it in the group chat, so the people in the Soul Society could also see the messages.
He believed they had already started taking measures.
It wouldn't be easy for Aizen to kill Ichigo under the protection of the Gotei 13, plus Kisuke, Yoruichi, and the others.
"Saeko, Chika, Miku, and Genos, remember one thing."
Lott rarely showed a serious expression, glancing at everyone.
"Don't waste your compassion on people who have no relation to you."
He hated do-gooders and busybodies the most.
"Yes!"
As the earliest follower of Lott, Genos understood the meaning of these words very well.
After all, the two of them had experienced such things before.
The three girls, who were almost seeing this expression on Lott for the first time, were also stunned for a long while.
They only snapped out of it when Aizen sent another message.
[Aizen: Can we begin?]
After the video call connected, Aizen, dressed in a white coat with his hair gelled back, asked.
"Alright, Saeko, learn from this guy. But aside from swordsmanship, don't listen to anything else he says. He's an old schemer who can ruthlessly stab the woman who loves him right in the heart."
Lott said to Saeko.
Chika: "Wow, he's that much of a scumbag?"
The girls couldn't help but take a few more glances at Aizen.
‘He looks decent, but he's actually such a scumbag.’
Aizen raised an eyebrow in defense: [Now, now~ That's not quite right. That child, Momo, couldn't live without me. Don't you think dying by my hand was a form of liberation for her?]
Instantly, Saeko, Chika, and Miku simultaneously showed expressions of looking at utter scum.
‘Scum, total scum!’
Hearing this, Lott found it laughable.
‘Die, my ass.’
‘That Hinamori Momo had her heart stabbed out twice, by you and then by Hitsugaya Toshiro.’
‘She could be called the toughest tank in the Bleach World.’
Lott was even a bit curious about whose skin was thicker, hers or Kin'emon's.
