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Chapter 34 I Have Two Tails, Which One Do You Want to Touch?
🕑 Added 2025-11-10 23:34:26 +0000 UTCThe video continued playing.
The screen showed the crimson Planet Vegeta once more.
A new subtitle appeared at the bottom:
[Planet Vegeta (Planet Tuffle]
Seeing the name in parentheses, the group members in the chat frowned.
‘Did Planet Vegeta have another name?’
"Roar!!!"
The deafening beast roar from the beginning of the video sounded again.
The camera zoomed in rapidly.
In a city with modern architectural style, dozens of giant ape demons, each as large as mountains, moved through the city.
They reached out and snapped hundred-meter-tall skyscrapers with their bare hands.
In various corners of the city, numerous ordinary humans dressed in modern clothes, looking no different from regular people aside from slightly paler skin, fired high-tech weapons like laser machine guns and bombers at these ape demons.
The ordinary humans temporarily held the upper hand thanks to their superior firepower.
"Roar!"
But then, one of the giant apes opened its fanged maw.
A pale white energy wave erupted from deep within its mouth, transforming into a terrifying shockwave that swept across the city.
Boom-
The energy impact collided with the laser beams below.
It almost instantly overpowered them.
Semi-circular shockwaves, visible to the naked eye, ravaged the city.
Countless high-rises turned to dust in an instant.
The narration voiceover began at this moment:
[Hundreds of years ago, on a planet called [Planet Tuffle], two races lived together.]
[The majority were the Tuffles, a race possessing high intelligence and an advanced civilization.]
As the narration reached this point, the scene first showed the Tuffles holding firearms, dressed in modern clothing, their appearance not much different from most other people in the universe.
But then, the camera angle abruptly shifted.
It focused on a group of people living on mountain cliffs, with fierce and savage faces.
They seemed like the complete opposite of the Tuffles in the distant city.
Not only were they robust and burly, their clothing was mostly made from animal hides.
It was as if one represented the future and civilization, the other represented antiquity and barbarism.
The moment they saw this group, people across the universe felt their hearts jump.
Over half immediately guessed this group's identity.
Sure enough, the narration immediately introduced them:
[The Saiyans, living on the other side of this planet, belonged to the minority ethnic group. They were large in size, possessed superhuman physical strength, and were an extremely warlike primitive race. Every member of their people was a warrior.]
[The most distinctive feature of the Saiyans was the tail on their backs.]
Here, the camera deliberately gave a close-up shot of the backsides of these Saiyans in animal hides.
In the classroom on Planet Terra.
"Eh!? So that wasn't a belt after all!?" Chika exclaimed, looking at the ‘black stick’ wrapped around Lott's waist.
She had never looked closely before, but observing it up close now, she realized this ‘belt’ was covered in furry hair.
Miku nearby, along with Yukino and the others sitting further away, couldn't help but glance over out of the corners of their eyes.
"Lott-kun, can I touch your tail?" Chika blinked her large, watery eyes and asked in an innocent and curious tone.
"I have two tails. Which one do you want to touch?" Lott countered.
"Eh?"
Chika and the other girls didn't understand Lott's meaning at first.
It wasn't until Lott gave a slight thrust of his hips that they realized.
The few girls remaining in the classroom blushed to varying degrees on their fair faces.
Miku's pretty face turned as red as a boiling kettle.
She turned her face away and muttered under her breath:
"Lott-kun is so lewd..."
"Tch!" Yukino, sitting on the other side of the classroom, secretly spat in disgust.
‘This guy really was no good!’
Buzz! Buzz!
Just then, Yukino's phone in her desk vibrated.
Taking it out, she saw it was a message from her mother, as expected.
Just four words:
[Have you taken action?]
Yukino's delicate eyebrows furrowed tightly, her pearly white teeth biting hard on her lower lip.
It was unclear what she was thinking about.
…
The narration continued:
[Finally, one day, the Saiyans bared their fangs and launched an invasion against the Tuffles.]
[The Tuffles, possessing a highly advanced civilization, superior weapons, and numerical advantage, took up arms to resist the Saiyans.]
The scene abruptly changed, instantly becoming a battlefield filled with the flames of war.
Saiyans could be seen moving through the cities.
They dodged laser beams at speeds difficult for the naked eye to follow, using terrifying leaping power to jump up and shoot down bombers.
The Tuffles also took up arms and fought back fiercely.
It was clearly visible that the Saiyans were gradually gaining the upper hand.
At this moment, in the Hero Association, Kudo Yusaku, with his detective background, pinched his chin with his right hand, making a classic deduction pose.
Seeing this part, his expression suddenly changed, and he shouted:
"Pause! Focus on the lower right corner!"
The staff didn't know what Yusaku intended, but he was, after all, a high-ranking executive in charge of personnel.
They obediently took a screenshot of the group video and zoomed in on the lower right corner.
In the frame, a Tuffle hit a Saiyan in front of him in the tail with a machine gun.
That Saiyan immediately had an expression as if struck by lightning, and in the next second, he fell clumsily face-first, unable to get up for a long time.
Seeing this, the entire Hero Association's expressions changed dramatically.
