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Chapter 48 Shin-chan Elephant~ Elephant~ Why is Your Nose So Long?
🕑 Added 2025-11-10 23:37:13 +0000 UTC"Ahhhh-!"
Shinichi let out his final human scream, in the last moment before falling into the abyss-like throat.
Under the gazes of countless people filled with terror, dread, resentment, and some... admiration.
Boom-
The iconic dark green energy blast incinerated the target into nothingness high in the air, leaving not even ashes behind.
"Shinichi!"
Yusaku ignored the intense pain in his knees, desperately trying to stand up.
After stumbling, he used his hands to crawl forward frantically.
"Although not very challenging, it was still an amusing diversion."
"I've lost interest in you all… Genos."
The Great Ape waved a hand dismissively.
"Shinichi!"
Ran, who had already been sent back to her mother Kisaki Eri, nearly fainted upon seeing this scene.
Others were one thing, but that pixelated blur in the footage was her childhood friend of over ten years.
"Ran! From today on, you have no connection whatsoever with Kudo Shinichi, understand?!"
However, seeing her daughter's heartbroken state, Kisaki Eri didn't offer comfort first.
Instead, she issued a stern warning with a serious expression.
She never really liked this son of her friend anyway.
After all, he caused too much trouble.
When she heard Kudo Shinichi had provoked Lott, her first move was to bring her daughter home to keep an eye on her.
Now, that decision seemed absolutely correct.
"Time's up."
After Genos mercilessly beheaded Yusaku, Seiryu, and the others, the ‘moon’ looming over City A visibly dissipated.
Lott's body shrank rapidly.
The beastly fur on his surface retracted back into his skin.
The ferocious gorilla face transformed back into his original handsome features within seconds.
Only... he was completely naked.
"Gulp..."
Countless women across the universe secretly swallowed.
"Wow! So that's what boys look like down there! This is my first time seeing it!"
Yotsuba, the most outgoing of the Nakano Sisters, first covered her eyes blushing, then couldn't resist peeking through her fingers.
The five sisters had been sent by their adoptive father Maruo to an apartment in City J to avoid the disaster last night.
"Th-That big... if it went in... would Miku break?"
Ichika blinked, looking curiously at Miku.
Miku curled up in the corner of the sofa, burying her head. The bangs that usually covered half her face now obscured it completely.
Her small hands nervously fiddled with the hem of her clothes as she muttered almost inaudibly:
"St-Stop talking..."
Nino pressed her pink lips together, also whispering to herself:
"A shame... if only it were blonde..."
Nino's preferred type for men was handsome and wild.
And one attribute was a major plus for her tastes.
That was blonde hair.
Lott perfectly fit the first two criteria.
‘What a pity...’
…
Planet Crayon Shin-chan.
Nohara Misae's eyes were glued to the center of Lott's body as he gradually descended from the sky.
Meanwhile, Shin-chan walked right up to the screen, pointed at it, and shouted to the whole family:
"Look, look! A woolly mammoth bigger than Dad's!"
As he said this, Shin-chan pulled down his pants, placed his hands on his hips, and swung back and forth.
"Elephant Elephant Why is your nose so long My elephant is as long as Lott's~"
Nohara Hiroshi shouted furiously:
"A man's worth isn't determined by size!"
Hearing her husband's words, Misae couldn't help but roll her eyes.
‘You're not exactly impressive in other areas either.’
…
Simply because Lott wasn't wearing clothes, the entire chat group's atmosphere instantly shifted.
Originally, everyone was discussing serious topics like ‘Did Lott go all out this time?’, ‘Did Krillin lie and trick Kudo Shinichi?’, ‘Do Saiyans have any weaknesses?’.
But now-
[Gintoki: Not bad, not bad. Reached about half of Gin-san's level.]
[Katsura: Gintoki, stop joking. Did you forget we saw you when we fought the Amanto together and went bathing in the river? You were only longer than Takasugi among us Joui 4.]
[Gintoki: @Katsura, Shut up, Zura!]
[Katsura: Zura janai, Katsura da!]
[Takasugi: @Katsura: ...Do you have a death wish!?]
[Satou Kazuma: Unfair! This world is so unfair! He just did it with that pink-haired beauty, and his is that big too!]
[Aqua: @Kazuma, It's fine, Kazuma. Your Excalibur isn't usable anyway.]
[Momonga: It doesn't matter to me. I don't have those desires anymore... though it's still a bit regrettable.]
…
The mood had completely changed.
Even on Planet Terra itself, the previously brutal and bloody atmosphere suddenly became somewhat... suggestive.
The Nakano Sisters, the Nakiri Sisters, Asuna, and other young women either turned their flushed faces away-
Or, like Yotsuba, ostensibly covered their eyes with their hands while secretly peeking through their fingers.
Compared to these innocent young maidens, the mature women who were already mothers weren't so reserved.
Those with relatively shy personalities, like Mrs. Yuigahama and Nakiri Leonora, only stole glances out of the corners of their eyes.
But women like Tsubakihara Mira and Tachibana Kyouka opened their eyes wide and stared directly.
