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Chapter 50 Lott: If I Have No Morals, No One Can Morally Blackmail Me
🕑 Added 2025-11-10 23:37:34 +0000 UTC[Gintoki: Well, well! Gin-san has to call it like he sees it! You two brothers are quite brave, aren't you!]
In the Yorozuya Office, Gintoki, who had been lying down picking his nose, accidentally picked too hard upon seeing these two messages and drew blood.
But Gintoki didn't even care about that minor issue, staring wide-eyed at the chat page.
He never expected anyone would dare provoke Lott after that battle.
He wondered if they’re tired of living.
[Ace: It's normal. There are always idiots who want to make a name for themselves by defeating the strong. Hmm, I used to be one of them too.]
[Kazuma: Hehe, another good show to watch! Fight, fight!]
[Ubuyashiki Kagaya: @Kazuma, Young man, taking pleasure in others' misfortune isn't good. And aren't you afraid their fight might affect the planet you live on? Our planet has already suffered heavy losses.]
[Kazuma Satou: Hehe~ It's fine. I live in the East Galaxy. They can't reach me here.]
[Megumin: Truly, small men swagger when they find success...]
[Fushiguro Megumi: Boros... Gyoro Gyoro... I haven't heard these names before... Have they been lurking?]
As the only normal person in Gojo's class, Fushiguro Megumi was quite familiar with the more noticeable members of the group.
But he genuinely hadn't heard of these two.
That was somewhat strange.
Generally, the stronger you were, the more right you had to speak in the group.
These two lurkers actually dared to provoke Lott.
Did they have real strength?
Or were they just plain stupid?
Just as everyone in the group was curious,
Boros introduced himself first:
[My name is 'Boros', leader of the Dark Matter Thieves, and the overlord of the East Galaxy's universe.]
[The reason I haven't spoken before is because I disdain wasting time on the weak. But you, Lott, are different. I see in you the combat power that would allow me to go all out.]
After a brief introduction, Boros @-ed Lott again:
[Traveling through space for so long, fighting all sorts of weaklings has bored me! I crave a battle with a true powerhouse! Lott! Send me your location immediately! I'm coming to Planet Terra to find you now!]
Lott blinked twice.
The next second, he added Boros to his block list.
But that wasn't all.
[Gyoro Gyoro @:Lott, Lott, let me introduce myself as well. I am Gyoro Gyoro, Vice-Leader of the Monster Association. That's right, just as you humans have the Hero Association, we monsters have the Monster Association. And our strength far surpasses your Hero Association's, let alone the current Hero Association which has been mostly wiped out.]
[Having killed so many heroes, you probably have no interest in becoming humanity's new babysitter, right? On this point, our idea aligns with yours.]
[So join us. Let's turn this planet into one where only monsters and powerful strong individuals have the right to live.]
Immediately after Gyoro Gyoro's message, a red exclamation mark appeared.
Lott's block list welcomed another member.
‘Damn it, aren't you guys annoying?’
…
[Sorry, you have been blocked by the other party.]
Boros, far away in his spaceship in the East Galaxy, and Gyoro Gyoro, hidden deep underground on Planet Terra, saw this message in their dialog boxes.
They fell into silence.
Although Lott had logged off, the spectators from other planets were still watching the show.
Half a minute later.
Boros started spamming messages frantically:
[Lott! Ignoring me won't help!]
[I've just boarded my ship! I'm coming to Planet Terra to get you right now! You wait!]
[When I get there, I'll rip your tail off! I'll punch you in the face!]
The universe was simply too vast, especially traveling to another galaxy.
Without knowing the exact location, it could take years, even decades.
That's why Boros was so angry.
After watching Lott's battle, his restless battle-hungry heart had started itching.
And then this bastard not only ignored him but also didn't send the coordinates.
Boros exploded.
He didn't want to wander aimlessly around the South Galaxy searching.
It was like watching an exhilarating ‘action’ movie, getting ready to... relieve some tension, only to find your underwear locked shut, impossible to open.
It’s extremely frustrating!
[Boros: @Tatsumaki @Child Emperor @Metal Bat @Genos: Hey! I remember you guys are from Planet Terra, right? Send me the coordinates now!]
Boros @-ed several famous people from Planet Terra at once.
If Lott wouldn't send them, it didn't matter.
There were other Planet Terra’s members in the group.
However, Boros clearly wasn't very emotionally intelligent.
You're planning to attack their planet, and you expect them to give you the coordinates?
Although Genos felt this Boros was absolutely no match for his teacher, seeing that Lott clearly had no interest in this guy, he also didn't respond.
After asking around with no one answering him, Boros, his single eye bulging, immediately issued a threat:
[Fine! Won't talk, huh? Then on my way there, I'll destroy every planet I see until you answer me!]
As soon as he said this, the spectators who had been watching the show, even those like Kazuma who were taking pleasure in others' misfortune, instantly felt terrible.
‘Wh-What the hell?’
‘If you want to fight, just fight. What does it have to do with us?’
‘And from Boros's words, it seemed he was also a planet-destroying level powerhouse!?’
[Kazuma: @Lott, Bro bro bro! Y-You, no, Sir! Please just reply to him! I'm begging you! I'll even lick your shoes for you!]
[Gintoki: @Lott, Grandpa! Grandpa! I'll introduce Shinpachi's sister to you! Please just send him the address! We're innocent!]
[Lelouch vi Britannia: Destruction is fine. This world is rotten anyway. But you must not harm Nunnally.]
[Charles zi Britannia: Silence!]
Suddenly receiving a bunch of @s, Lott glanced sideways.
Then he replied to Boros:
[This trick might work on Son Goku, but forget about using it on me.]
It perfectly embodied the principle: ‘If I have no morals, no one can morally blackmail me.’
