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Chapter 414: Children are not allowed to drink alcohol~
🕑 Added 2025-08-05 14:59:36 +0000 UTCIt is the beginning of a new day, and the sun is spreading its light to the earth as always.
“Hmm…”
Feeling the stimulation of the sunlight, Lily, lying on the bed, let out a soft moan.
"Good morning……"
Lily uttered an inarticulate cry, but soon she opened her eyes.
“Waaaaaa——!”
Lily threw back the covers and sat up.
"My head hurts...what happened to me last night?"
The girl felt the pain of a hangover for the first time. She rubbed her temples and recalled her memories before she lost consciousness.
"I remember I was drinking with my brother-in-law, and then... and then..."
Lily's color turned from white to red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"ah--------!"
The girl's screams immediately spread throughout the house.
Shion, who was sitting in the restaurant drinking coffee, frowned slightly after hearing the scream.
"The little girl is in great spirits this morning."
Nanaya, who was busy in the kitchen, looked bitter: "I think this is a normal reaction?"
Last night, Nanaya suffered a lot.
He brought a drunk girl to his woman's villa and was caught red-handed by the real owner. It can be said that he was possessed by the god of evil.
Fortunately, Shion is not an unreasonable person.
After Nanaya knelt on the durian shell and explained everything clearly, she was still very generous and expressed her understanding.
Of course, although she understood, Shion was still very unhappy about Nanaya's secret date with someone else.
So after settling Lily down, Nanaya had to spend a lot of effort to comfort Shion - using an exercise that is very beneficial to physical and mental health.
Anyway, after using up Nanaya's ammunition, Shion felt refreshed when she got up this morning.
Nanaya had two dark circles under his eyes, but he didn't look as irritable as yesterday, which might be a good thing.
Although every time Nanaya shoots a movie, he looks confident.
But whenever he gets into work mode, he will suffer from insomnia to a certain extent due to stress and tension.
It wasn’t too obvious in the previous movies, but this time, due to various pressures, FZ’s insomnia had become so serious that he needed sleeping pills to solve the problem.
Maybe because I was too tired last night, my sleep quality was the best in the past few days.
So Nanaya was in a very good mood today and even hummed a little tune while cooking.
"Want some fried eggs?"
Nanaya asked, picking up an egg.
After experiencing the curry dilemma last time, Nanaya always kept some basic ingredients in the refrigerator of Shion's villa.
Now Nanaya can at least ensure that he can cook some home-cooked meals in this villa at any time, which can be regarded as restoring a little dignity as a time traveler.
"Yes."
Shion nodded, but before she could say her additional request, she heard the sound of running feet.
“Sister—brother-in-law———!”
A disheveled blonde girl rushed down from the room and yelled at Nanaya.
"Yo, Lily. Good morning."
Nanaya, wearing an apron, greeted her naturally.
"That's not a good morning! Last night... Sister Shion?!"
Only then did Lily notice Shion sitting at the dining table.
"Good morning, Lily."
Shion smiled and nodded.
"Good morning...wait! Why is Sister Shion here?!"
"Don't be so startled." Nanaya pinched his brows and said, "This is Shion's villa. Isn't it normal for her to be here?"
"Why?!"
Lily looked like she had been hit hard.
"You got drunk and fell asleep yesterday. I didn't know where you lived, so I brought you here." Nanaya spread his hands and explained, "Because there are many rooms here, it's easy to accommodate you."
"is that so?"
"Yeah, and your clothes were changed by Shion, so don't get excited. I just did the job of a porter."
Nanaya explained things in advance before Lily asked some questions in advance.
"Tsk, so that's how it is..."
Lily, who was originally very emotional, suddenly became very unwilling. She originally thought that something unspeakable had happened last night, but she didn't expect it to be just like this.
"Then why do I feel pain all over my body?" Lily asked with puffed cheeks.
"Well... maybe I accidentally bumped into you while carrying you..."
Nanaya turned his head away guiltily.
[I can't even say that I was scared by Shion and threw you to the ground. 】
"Mo~Brother-in-law, you are too careless..."
Lily pouted in dissatisfaction, and then she muttered in a very low voice: "Really, don't let people misunderstand so easily... I saw that my clothes were changed when I woke up in the morning, and they were all sore... I wanted to take the opportunity to let you take responsibility..."
Because Nanaya was concentrating on frying eggs, he didn't hear what Lily said.
But Shion, who was less than 2 meters away from Lily, heard these words clearly.
“Tsk.”
Shion raised her eyebrows, put down the cup and hooked her finger at Lily.
"Lily, come here."
"what?"
Lily glanced at Shion out of the corner of her eye, her lips curled up high, with an expression that said, "If you ask me to go over, I will go over, but then I will lose face."
"Your hair is messy, let me fix it for you."
Shion replied very gently.
"Oh."
Only then did Lily reluctantly move over.
But what greeted her was Shion's iron fist.
"You damned girl! How dare you drink!"
Shion's fist spun fiercely on Lily's temple.
"Do you think you are in the UK?! You can drink at the age of 20!? You are in America! The drinking age here is 21, okay?!!"
Shion shouted as she exerted her strength, "What if someone caught us taking a picture of you? Have you ever thought about these things?!"
"It hurts! It hurts! I'm sorry! I won't do it again!"
Looking at the two people fighting each other, Nanaya shook his head helplessly.
"I'll just pretend I didn't see anything."
As he spoke, Nanaya concentrated on fiddling with the breakfast in front of him.
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Although the ingredients were available, Nanaya couldn't make it too complicated as three people had to work today.
But everyone enjoyed the simple Chinese breakfast of fried eggs and vegetable and lean meat porridge.
At least Nanaya enjoyed his meal, since he really didn't want to touch the sandwich anymore.
After breakfast, Shion rushed to the company. Washimine's half-year board meeting had not yet ended, and she had specially taken time out last night to find Nanaya.
Nanaya took Lily to the set and started a new day of filming.
"Shonan, I need your camera to move."
Nanaya pointed at the scenic area and explained to Shonan Rantaro, "James is not a professional action actor. He can pose for a while, but once he moves, his flaws will definitely be seen."
Using short and fragmented shaky shots to cover up the actors' lack of action skills is a technique used in most modern films.
But Nanaya asked for more than that.
"I need you to show the anger and strength in every attack of Diarmuid." Nanaya said as he gestured on the storyboard draft, "Diarmuid is set to be an upright knight, so he has an instinctive disgust for evil ways like Bluebeard."
"I understand~?"
Although Shonan still had a playful smile on his face, he listened to Nanaya's request very seriously.
The scene currently being filmed by the crew is the one where Artoria and Diarmuid beat up the marshal.
Like other similar plots before, Nanaya made some changes to the hostages held by the marshal in this plot, replacing the underage children with ordinary people.
Ryunosuke and the Marshal can be serial killers, but those who die at their hands must not have children.
Strictly speaking, it is impossible to express such lines and shots intuitively. The most that can be described is simply "a family of three" being killed.
If it is really the same as the original, Nanaya estimates that his movie will not even qualify for an R rating and will go straight to NG-17.
Look at "The Dark Knight" next door. The Joker is undoubtedly a murderer and a madman, but he never attacks children in the movies.
As for the scene at the end of the movie where Two-Face holds Gordon's family hostage, when Gordon's child is threatened, Batman directly takes action to knock Two-Face down and save the child.
This is determined by the cultural values of the United States. If Nanaya wants to ensure that the movie is released normally, he must abide by this customary agreement.
Of course, fortunately, this kind of love for children is a universal value of civilized societies around the world, so it will not affect the evaluation of the film.
Another place that will be modified is the plot about Sakura Matou. The plot of throwing the little loli into the worm cave will definitely not exist.
Nanaya will express this part in a slightly more tactful way, and will try its best to stick to the PG-13 review line.
However, in the HF line, Sakura will be thrown into the worm hole - but she will be wearing clothes.
Even if there was a nude stand-in who could take the photo, Nanaya still didn't want to take that kind of shot, even though Sakura was just his ex-girlfriend.
On the other hand, when it comes to Matou Kariya, Nanaya might be more cruel, because he is already an adult.
He didn't know if it was an illusion that Nanaya was in a good mood, but he felt that the crew's condition had finally improved.
In the next few days, the crew finally got back to its previous state.
Nanaya also began to slowly increase the difficulty of shooting shots. Various action scenes began to be completed under the crew's camera and sent to the post-production department for production.
Although the workload has increased, as the crew has found their groove, everyone's enthusiasm for work has not decreased but has increased a lot.
In Nanaya's words, everyone was tired and happy during this period.
Watching a movie being completed through everyone’s hard work is a very fulfilling experience.
Just when everyone was working together to make the movie, Ori brought some bad news that was not really bad news.
The crew of "Night at the Museum" has also completed the review and started reshooting.
Just like the crew of Fate, the Child Protection Association's review of the crew of Night at the Museum was also a high-handed and then a low-handed approach.
"The crew was fined $50,000 to compensate the child actor, and was required to strictly follow the rules in the future." Ori reported to Nanaya, "But as far as I know, they have almost finished filming, so this won't delay the filming for long."
Nanaya was not too surprised by this result: "It's okay. I was worried that they wouldn't be able to release the film during the Christmas season. Otherwise, who would I target with Iron Man?"
