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🎞️Poll for Patreon-Exclusive [August 2024]
🕑 Added 2024-08-17 15:00:10 +0000 UTCGood day, friends!
Thank you for coming up with such great stories for the different settings!
The poll topics are below - you can vote for as many as you like.
Sending you lots of love~🩷🩷🩷
[A] The Diseased Alraune and the Cursed Pirates
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Alraune_(5e_Race)
You have had a long relationship with an alraune, and despite your differences, have recently become betrothed. Your family, being nobility, are unhappy with this as they want you to marry the daughter of a wealthy family for financial gain. Your parents hired an alchemist to poison the alraune’s water and the alraune is now very ill. Horrified by this, you take your betrothed and flee, but not before stealing a legendary dagger from your family’s vault. You take the dagger to the Cursed Pirates to barter for a potential cure. The pirates are known to possess unnaturally long lives due to the arcane artifacts they steal. The pirate captain considers your offer, before giving you a special salve. You take the cure and find a place on the ship where you lovingly apply the salve to your betrothed’s body, and take some time to rest together after she is cured, before leaving on your dinghy.
[B] Yona the Deertaur (Centaur-Deer) Forest Witch Treats Your Wounds
Injured after a fierce battle, you teleport to Yona’s village and knock on her door. She is pleased to see you, and not surprised that you look the worse for wear. You and Yona are childhood friends, and despite your very different life paths, have always kept in touch. Yona became a respected healer, while you are the destined Chosen One™, always heading out on dangerous missions. Today, Yona begins by assessing your injuries and attending to them with teas, bandages and healing magicks. She tells you she worries about you, and you open up to her about your responsibilities. Yona soon puts you to sleep with affirmations, and invites you to rest your head on her deer bottom half (belly pillow)!
[C] Alien Clown Entertainer x Head Botanist Listener (Space)
You are the head botanist on a colony ship, tasked by the government of the planet Midgard to grow an offcut of the World Tree, Yggdrasil. You have had a stressful week due to an infestation of cute, fuzzy alien mites eating away at the tree’s roots, because of a colleague bringing along an undeclared cute, fuzzy alien pet. Thankfully, a message on your combadge asks you to report to the station’s Zen Garden, where Edda, an alien clown, is visiting. Edda tells you some jokes, and seeing that you are still stressed, presents you with a calming nectar drink before deciding to help you alleviate the week’s tension with a combination of meditation, standup routine, and a therapeutic fish-slapping dance. She helps you with some mindfulness practices, and soon, you begin to feel much better.
[D] Elven Ranger Princess x Injured Postman Listener
You are a member of the newly reformed Continental Postal Service, tasked with delivering a message to an elf in the Great Forest of Gubat. It has taken you over a year to get to this place, but just before you reach your goal, you and your horse are attacked by a large manticore. Injured and now without your mount, you trudge towards Gubat, determined to fulfill your task…only to pass out from exhaustion. You wake up to a blade at your throat, but the elf leaning over you puts it away after you explain what you are here to do. The elf turns out to be Alys, the woman you must deliver the letter to. She is grateful for your service, and after reading the letter, heals you with elven lullabies, water, Baslem bread, and magic.
[E] Human Paladin Course Student x Tsundere Dragon Sorcerer Bully Girl (Enemies to ?)
The dragon sorcerer girl bullies you at school, elbowing you every day, pretending it’s an accident. She often mocks you for your small size and lack of magic. Finally, you get tired of her bullying, and manage to counter her elbow and throw her face-first into the snow. She is allergic to snow, and is now sneezing and sick, unable to breathe fire. Because you’re a decent person, and it's nearly Christmas, you decide to visit her at her off-campus townhouse, and bring her some soup and gifts to help her feel better. She is still bratty and talks down to you, but after a few minutes, some cracks in her armour begin to show…
Comments
WorldofCadence
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a duck with a credit card
*Happy duck noises*
Arkhivez
The universe requires correction
Arexus Galia
Oh no, Arkhivez's villain arc has begun!
Arkhivez
I’m gonna get toxic
WorldofCadence
@Arkhivez it's too late now XD
WorldofCadence
@Arexus Oh yea I forgot about the December polls xD thanks for the reminder! It would be the same amount of audio making on my part in the sense that there's only x time to make y audios per month, it just gets queued with my other works-in-progress (like the oni one) - only extra "work" is in rolling dice which isn't really work ;o
Arkhivez
I’m getting a second account
Arexus Galia
Conspiracy theory time, but what if Cadence made another account and voted one of the ideas to win so that there's less work on her part XD Still, there's a chance that idea can still be made if it wins the December polls. Better luck next time though, friend. Made a popular idea though with how many votes it got (who wouldn't want to get bullied by a tsundere sorcress dragon?!)
Arkhivez
What is wrong with you people 😭 You could have had a free cake but NO
WorldofCadence
LOL I watched the trailer and it's like the dreams I have but if I were to eat a bucket of sugar before sleeping (also the chant is catchy)
Arexus Galia
Absolute brainrot anime, hahaha. Love it!
WorldofCadence
It was thiiiis *gestures with hands* close to two cakes, Arkhivez-sama
WorldofCadence
Deer gang has won :0 🩷🦆
WorldofCadence
Ohh I found it on MyAnimeList 🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌
WorldofCadence
I don't know what shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan is, but reading that made me laugh for some reason XD
Arexus Galia
Ladies and gents, it appears the deertaur won by a single vote! What a close race this was
Arkhivez
Guys, please. We can have both if they tie. Two cakes, guys. Two cakes, for the price of one.
Arexus Galia
Shi-ka! Shi-ka! Shi-ka! Shi-ka!
a duck with a credit card
Deer gang rise up
Arexus Galia
Well well well, The Deertaur (*shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan intensifies*) and the Tsundere Dragon sorcerer seems to be neck and neck at the moment. Will we have another tie this month?! Or will one of them break this in the next 5 days? Let's find out!
