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Snail Diaries #221!!

🕑 Added 2023-08-25 22:17:09 +0000 UTC

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Baby

Public enemy 1.no

Catemporium

I did this and then went and cried in the bread aisle

A RAD SKULL

At least Salad doesn't mind the garlic smell!

Dan

grocery worker: sir please dont do that. tunny: i'm so sorry, i apologize. (going a bit down the aisle and smashing another jar of garlic) grocery worker: sir i can still see you. tunny: i'm SO sorry, i apologize

Emily

I think that was the worst possible option to drop (twice) in the entire grocery store

Little Tunny

HAHAHAAHHAAHA how could I forget about him omgggg LMAOO I’m addicted to garlic smashing 😔😔😔

Danielle Paterno

Laughed so hard I cried and my cat yelled into my mouth.

Rashkah

Ohhhhhhhhhh noooooo

Nugget

this is so funny ohmygod

Dan

I'm so sorry for your plight but also this made me imagine a type of guy who keeps throwing jars of garlic on the floor on purpose and apologizes profusely every time. betraying my deep tunny lore knowledge here but like. similar vibe to your comic about the "im SO sorry i apologize" smoking customer who just walked behind a thing and kept smoking.

Ves

OMG IM SO SORRY…

Lee ?

my mom dropped a jug of milk in the Kroger once and we never let her live it down.......... Maybe smart to never go back

Jam

you are so right!!

Joanne Doherty

Just keep buying it... And fresh garlic. That way when you have a low energy day the jarlic is there

Melissa Swanson

I love jarlic & am so sorry you had to live this. I'd have begged the floor to open & swallow me up

Jam

I think jarred garlic is my favorite unnecessary thing to spend money on, it's just so convenient!! But I recently found out that it's not as potent as fresh garlic :( i will miss just being able to scoop it up so much!!!

Little Tunny

I was just being curious and precocious!!!! My outburst at Aldi’s is not indicative of who I am!!!!

Mike E

[camera footage reveals the unreliable narrator was just knocking jars of it off the shelf like a cat]

mirarevias

😂 at least the staff were understanding once they realized what was going on! Rip bag, accidental murderer of garlic (I also buy that exact garlic brand!! Can never have enough)

Kaori

NOOOO TUNNYYYYY NOOOOO!

Little Tunny

While still apologizing to the staff! Luckily they laughed when they realized I didn’t just throw it on the ground like a pissed off toddler

mirarevias

💀💀💀💀 I have been both of these people and this is so hilarious, when did you find out about the hole?

Cody Gidge

Just find yourself a bunch of basil in fresh produce to roll in and you've got yourself the start of a good pesto. It's fate, gotta be, become the Italian. 🌿