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Snail Diaries #215!!
🕑 Added 2023-07-14 20:54:37 +0000 UTCI am not a stranger to the dark
"Hide away," they say
"'Cause we don't want your broken parts"
I've learned to be ashamed of all my scars
"Run away," they say
"No one'll love you as you are"
But I won't let them break me down to dust
I know that there's a place for us
For we are glorious
When the sharpest words wanna cut me down
I'm gonna send a flood, gonna drown 'em out
I am brave, I am bruised
I am who I'm meant to be, this is me
Look out 'cause here I come
And I'm marchin' on to the beat I drum
I'm not scared to be seen
I make no apologies, this is me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh)
Another round of bullets hits my skin
Well, fire away 'cause today
I won't let the shame sink in
We are burstin' through the barricades
And reachin' for the sun (We are warriors)
Yeah, that's what we've become (Yeah, that's what we've become)
I won't let them break me down to dust
I know that there's a place for us
For we are glorious
When the sharpest words wanna cut me down
I'm gonna send a flood, gonna drown 'em out
I am brave, I am bruised
I am who I'm meant to be, this is me
Look out 'cause here I come
And I'm marchin' on to the beat I drum
I'm not scared to be seen
I make no apologies, this is me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh)
(This is me)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
And I know that I deserve your love
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
There's nothin' I'm not worthy of
(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh)
When the sharpest words wanna cut me down
I'm gonna send a flood, gonna drown 'em out
This is brave, this is bruised
This is who I'm meant to be, this is me
Look out 'cause here I come (Look out 'cause here I come)
And I'm marchin' on to the beat I drum (Marchin' on, marchin', marchin' on; to the beat I drum)
I'm not scared to be seen
I make no apologies, this is me
(Whenever the words wanna cut me down)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (I'll send the flood to drown them out)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna send a flood
Gonna drown them out, ah
(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh)
This is me
-Written by Me, at the vet when no one laughed. please dont fact check this
Comments
Elizabeth E.
Darn! My current vet would have laughed. I always fill her in on the nonsense that my cat Mochi has been up to! My previous vet never got my nervous silly banter. Always a sad day
roxx
theyll never understand 💔 the we're all in too deep in the lore
Joel Teller
you are very clever and funny. I guess vets are not impressed.
Little Tunny
Thank you for laughing 😌
Stephanie Dee
The love story of Soup and Salad is a story FOR THE AGES.
Lee
I laughed!!!! ❤️
Jessica
Home of phobic is what it is 😤
Charlie
we're so lucky to get to enjoy the fruits of your comedy!
Bethan Williams
Poor Salad manhandled (cathandled) in the second panel
Little Tunny
im crying this is so silly hahahahahha
Little Tunny
That's so beautiful Charlie :'') Now I'm inspired to be unfunny in public even more!
Nicole Thornwolf Dornsife
Antibiotics = Great success! 👍👍
Charlie
wayne gretzky may have said you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, I say no one laughs at 100% of the jokes you don't say, and we get to laugh at them afterwards
Nicole Thornwolf Dornsife
She did it more than once! We went in again for her UTI and it’s just “Ban-a-shee, her vajeen is problem. She squat where she not supposed to”
Cory Sanin
That's showbiz, baby
Little Tunny
ALSO I HOPE BANSHEE'S VAJEEN IS DOING BETTER AAHH
Little Tunny
I'm so fucking jealous im seething right now that rules
Kim Miranda
Crying at the description xjsjsndnnd
Nicole Thornwolf Dornsife
Your vets are no fun. Banshee got some sort of allergic reaction on her crotch and my vet kept making Borat voice when referencing Banshee’s “vajeen”
