Snail Diaries #259!!
🕑 Added 2024-08-02 20:38:35 +0000 UTCFell fer it hook line n' sinker.... And I was out of town for the Dog Parade!! 🤬
But if you're wondering what it's like having a face that says "hello stranger please show me every picture you've goddamn got of your 30 year old grandchildren and tell me wild, scandalous tales of decades gone by" I'd tell you it's ok i mean it's alright i don't mind i mean it aint all that bad i mean i cant really complain
Comments
Sam Stewart
Can it be normalized for people to wear a vest out in public saying “Do not approach. Has anxiety. Will bite.” so people won’t talk to me
Shawna Lee
I have a similar face but it seems to explicitly compel people to tell me their entire medical history
Jem Milton
OMG I lost it at the dog parade
Emmett
Soup's face in the first panel has made my entire week
Katie Emma
Damn she got you goooood
Diddle
pros and cons to having RBF like lil ol me. i love not talking to people but i also love to hear drama.... sad!
Dan
curled up soup so true....my dog (corduroy! you drew him last December when he was only four months old) is the exact same way whenever I get trapped in a half hour conversation with a specific neighborhood grandma
Greenbeans
I have the same facial/voice affliction 😔 I tend to be a loner, though, so I usually don't mind the diet-socialization. I love that last panel 🤫
Little Tunny
I KNOW 😭😭💔💔
Icky Batty
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Little Tunny
No I was visiting Chicago 😭 it hurt… I almost wish she had never told me
Icky Batty
Did you go to the dog parade??????
Jay V
I think we need to start a support group for conversation starter faces, I've lost track of how many (very delightful) hours I've lost to old folks convo at work...
Rashkah
THEY ALWAYS GET YOU!! I was trapped at the produce section yesterday after helping a nice old lady to pick some cilantro, she mentioned her grandson's guinea pigs and then I learned about how her dad shot one of her pretenders when she was like 14 in grisly detail :') Not gonna lie I would absolutely adore the illustrations on "nana's trick" as stickers
Daisy
I HAVE THAT FACE..I get this. The pro is you hear really wonderful stories but the cons are that a. I'm usually late for something b. I get told something really horrible and bad or someone admits to a crime or a crime done by someone else and now I have to worry about that c. I don't know how to end the conversation or how to respond
Liam
My mother has the same energy as you and has been trapped in 3 hour conversations at Walmart many times in her life
Drewskiskiski
Facebook messenger is the perfect place to find an ex-husband
Little Tunny
It's kinda like taking a shower, like getting in and getting out is awful, but being in the conversation is a great deal of fun
Lee ?
i don't ever ever ever ever want old people to tell me their whole life story, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't love it