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Freak of the Week: Magnificent Frigatebird!
🕑 Added 2024-12-16 20:40:40 +0000 UTCGood Monday my Garfields! I hope you're enjoying the start of a fresh, tasty week!! I want to bake bread today, but I haven't decided what kind. Can't rush these things, y'know.
Today's freak was suggested by Spricket Springs! Thank you very much!!! We haven't done a bird since the Shoebill, which is a crime, cause when it comes down to it no one gets freakier than them boids. I love sexual selection, but like, ironically. (it yields very funny results.) I'm glad it didn't happen to me, cause I'd accidentally pop my gular sac on the side of a coffee table like immediately. And then who could love me? no one, thats who.
Comments
sp
"yet when I shake boobies until I puke I'm called a 'predator'" lmao
Emily
I like to think the red pouch is the texture of those stress balls
ookst
love the baby! looking like an ice-type pokemon
Little Tunny
Wowww omg!? That’s where I live… he was coming to give me the insider scoop
grumbbyy
One of these weirdos showed up in Missouri recently! Dude must’ve been real lost
