Snail Diaries #254!!
🕑 Added 2024-06-08 17:09:43 +0000 UTCthe thing about being murdered is that you don't even get to be pissed off about being murdered after you get murdered. to be honest, I think it's bullshit. Give me 10 minutes as a ghost to concoct a very accusatory callout post for the stabbler, at least
anyways yeah maybe i am five feet tall, cant eat meat cause it scares me, and cried after i saw a wig get run over cause i thought it was a creature, but don't fuck with me, cause behind every good man is a beast just waiting to be let out of its cage... heh!!! this should be interesting >:) * cracks knuckles and draws my dark blade *
Comments
Kaiju Sommelier
*sighs and draws katana* "... again I must cut a Baka with my blade"
Daddi Longlegs
The sneeks (snail cheeks) in the first panel are really good
Melissa Swanson
Junebugs (& other large cronchy shelled bugs) freak me out ngl. I hate the noise they make bumping into windows. I have the funniest video message from my GF w her cat chasing a bug; she legit *throws her phone while shrieking* then pops back in frame going "it touched my hand". Comedy gold.
MI
ugh I hate my entomophobia and I confess I have turned to my vacuum cleaner for the giant bugs. I would never have the guts to trap a junebug under glass like that so you are still a tough guy
gayhellokitty
tunny u smoke? u chill like that?
Little Tunny
Hmmmm no I do not like this factoid
Jamie Cheshire
My cat is wondering why I'm laughing so much right now
roxx
junebugs are NOT harmless i saw one get stuck in someones ear canal once and i think thats pretty rude and scary
Cavarain
Bad junebug! VERY inappropriate! π‘π‘
Little Tunny
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Roxanna
Braver then any marine *nods*
Freedom
Tunny is thinking about choking the chicken???
Little Tunny
Hahaha thatβs exactly what I was imagining when I drew this ππ in real life tho Iβm sure it sounded more like a dolphin learning itβs wife took the kids and left
Little Tunny
Murderers HATE this one hack
Joanne Doherty
Imagining the Tom (of Tom and Jerry fame) scream for the 6th panel
Lee ?
ohhh I'm gonna be so pissed if I get murdered, perhaps pissed enough to not get murdered
Matty Pancakes
Olβ Junebug Jason Vorhees comin at ya