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Hotel Chaldea Ep. Musashi & Osakabehime
🕑 Added 2022-01-16 17:31:28 +0000 UTCThey said playing pretend was for children.
As you waved around a cardboard tube sword, however, you would tell people who didn't understand the glory that is having fun to pull that stick out of their butts, and join you in trying to fend off the heroine looking to rescue the princess!
"Why am I the princess!?" the so called 'captive', wrists held with a jumping rope that you'd taken from the gym, and tied very precariously, protested. She had a fancy purple kimono on, and her hair was bunched up with a bunch of ornaments. She looked only mildly uncomfortable, behind you, mostly just perplexed.
For her part, the 'heroic samurai', wielding a cardboard tube sword much like yours - except she had attached multiple tubes together in such a way that it curved just a little - was looking a bit contrite. "Well! This is proper larping!" she reasoned. "I never get to play the hero anyway, always the love interest damsell in distress! This is just me using all the hime points I've accumulated, just play along!"
The 'princess' pouted, raising her wrists. "Do I have to be tied up though?"
You frowned. "It helps sell it?" you offered.
Then both of you turned to the 'samurai', who was looking redfaced. "Y-Yeah, it's, it's for authenticity! Realism! In my ero fantasy RP!"
"Ero?" the 'princess' asked. "Hime... what did you sign me up for?"
"N-Nothing you need to worry about!" the samurai said, coughing, then adopting a 'heroic' voice. It didn't work, she only sounded less heroic and more sleazy. "I'll save you, fair princess!"
"Oh, my hero..?" the 'princess' tried, but she was flatter than coke left out in the sun for a week.
You laughed, at their byplay. And then the 'samurai' began her assault... unfortunately, as she raised her sword and stepped towards you, her wooden sandals broke, the strap snapping with an almost comically loud sound, and after a moment of total stillness, she plummeted towards the ground, slamming down face first, cardboard sword flying through the air. It nearly hit you, but you ducked under it, and it sailed over you and thanks to the fact she was sitting, it sailed over the captive too.
There was a full thirty seconds of silence.
And then the girl behind you just began to laugh. And laugh. And then laugh some more.
Okki, Osakabehime but that was too long, she claimed, raised her face, her nose looking a bit flatter than before, eyes full of tears. "E-Even when we're enacting a lewd fanfic I can't escape humiliation!? Will my Dojikko reputation follow me everywhere!?"
"Fanfic?" you asked.
"Y-Yeah," she said, coughing, catching her composure. "Master didn't tell you? I wrote a bunch of the scenarios Hotel Chaldea uses!" she said. "Hum, a lot of them are contributions from clients and stuff though."
You nodded. "Ah, that explains it! I figured Master couldn't be coming up with so many scenarios for so many people!"
"I'm totally confused. Will you guys tell me what's going on now?" the 'princess' asked, as she undid the not really secure at all knot in her wrists and stood up, stretching a bit as she did.
"You... are you not aware of the, uhm... how to put it..."
"It's the thing Master told you about, the escort service!" Okki said, standing up in a flash, smiling widely. "You signed up for it, don't you remember, Musashi?"
Musashi hummed. She looked you up and down. "Yeah, I guess I did, I just never got any clients so," she shrugged. "Maybe my restrictions were too harsh?"
Frowning, Osakabehime adjusted her hakama. "Well... your strike zone is, uhm, well, short of a rich old man asking for you to deflower their son..." she said.
Musashi gestured towards you. "But if people like him are coming to us then how come Master's never sent a client my way?" she asked. "... and should I even be offended," she questioned. "I feel like I don't need Empyrean Eyes to realize I'm walking right into this one."
"First time you'd realized you're walking into something," Okki muttered, then cleared her throat. "Well!"
You laughed a little. "Uhm. I'm... not really a client? I work here and this is just part of my payment," you said. Honestly, it was pretty much the only compensation you really needed, since the work was fulfilling, reasonable... and you had all your expenses paid by Chaldea, down to living, food and entertainment.
"Ohh, so you're Master's boyfriend!" Okki said, nodding. "Oooh, I've been wanting to check you out since I heard of it! Master's very particular with men!"
"But not with women?" you asked, raising an eyebrow.
Musashi looked like she was going to speak, then stopped. Then opened her mouth again... "I feel I should defend her honor but I'm hard pressed to think of a single female servant that she's not been with at least once..."
Okki coughed. "Moving on! Since, uhm, I totally rescued the princess, we should move on to the reward!" she said, stepping up to Musashi. "My reward, of course, being the princess!"
"Woah hold on!" Musashi said, raising her hands. "You lost though! You were disarmed and your opponent," she gestured towards you, "is still armed."
You raised the cardboard tube sword, pointing it at Okki for good measure.
Osakabehime's jaw dropped. "Nooo, no, this isn't how it's supposed to go! Don't ruin my ero rp fantasy now!.. oh who am I kidding, I knew from the start it was gonna go this way! I'm the butt monkey character here!"
"What is she talking about?" you asked Musashi.
"I have no idea," Musashi confirmed. "But..." she muttered, looking you up and down. "If the villain wins... What happens?"
Okki coughed. "Well in this sort of situation it's usually a rape scene with the main heroine and then a game over?" she said. "But that's-"
"Yeah, sounds good," Musashi said. "I've not had a handsome lad in quite some time!" she said.
"Am I getting Netorare'd," Okki said. "You're destroying a beloved yuri ship! The fans will riot!"
Musashi tilted her head. "I mean you lost, you said this is supposed to happen right?"
"Not to mee, I need to load my quicksave!" she said. "Le-let me redo that!"
You laughed, well, that feeling you could understand. "Sorry, no menu during cutscenes," you said, deciding you might as well get into the groove. She was playing along way too well for this to be anything but part of the script.
"Nooooo! I'm gonna be forced to witness a netorare scene! My waifu will be ruined by a man! Enchanted by his- his thick, juicy, massive cock," she said, as you undid your fly and pulled your pants down, your half flaccid length flopping out of your underwear. "I- oooh, I'm gonna be, netorare'd, after she tastes that cock, she's, she's never gonna wanna come back to me again..!"
"Is she getting turned on?" you asked, a bit frightened at the sheer overwhelming lust overflowing from the now completely redfaced woman, sitting on the floor.
Musashi shrugged. "This is not the weirdest I've had with her," she said. She hummed. "A bit bigger than my usual fare," she said, "but- this is master's favorite cock, huh?" she asked, as her hand rested on your junk, beginning to stroke it. She was not the most expert - it was clear she wasn't used to handling your size.
But nevertheless, she still dropped to her haunches, adjusting a little so her face was level with your cock.
"Oooh, noo, my princess, my princess is gonna suck the bad guy's big thick ogre cock," Okki moaned, as her hand moved to the front of her panties. "Is my secret fetish for game overs getting exposed?"
You had to resist the urge to laugh, and it was... actually surprisingly easy, as Musashi's stroking continued, and Osakabehime kicked off her hakama pants, leaving her panties fully exposed, and her hand went under them, clearly and shamelessly touching herself. She also was fully exposed at the chest, the hakama loose enough to reveal her sizable and quite delectable looking tits.
For her part, Musashi was tremendously gifted, as well, as she undid the obit and tossed away the excess fabric, one hand on your cock still stroking you to full hardness, forming a ring with two fingers to do so. She licked her lips as she shrugged her arms off of the Kimono and let it drop to her waist, exposing her sizable chest.
She was distressingly beautiful, and you could understand Okki wanting her to play the role of the princess, as well as Okki's undeniable attraction towards her. You could see muscles under her soft skin, rippling as she moved, her body graceful, yet strong. Slim, yet fit...
And most importantly, her lips, set in a charming smile before, were now tending to your erection, kissing your tip before taking you in, licking at your wiener. She took only half of you down, stroking the rest with her fingers.
She tried to take more, but choked and coughed, pulling back. "S-Sorry, bigger than I thought!"
You shook your head. You hadn't grown to full hardness yet, and when she took you in, you grew the final little bit and caught her by surprise. "I'm ready," you said, "are you?"
She nodded. "I get wet easily around handsome men," she said, sending you a wink.
"Oooh nooo! She's already fallen! My love has fallen for another!" Okki complained, the wet sound of her schlicking almost musical to your ears. "I can't bear to watch!"
She was watching with owlish eyes, open as wide as she could, trying to take it all in.
Musashi nodded and turned around, going down on all fours. She used her Kimono as cushioning for her knees as she did, hiking up the back to reveal her ass. No panties, whatsoever - worn very traditional style.
"She wanted to wear a fundoshi!" Okki helpfully supplied.
"What's wrong with fundoshi!?" Musashi replied.
Well... nothing really. Then again, with Musashi's firm ass, a pair of twin, perfectly shaped spheres, waving in the air, you thought she could make a pair of granny panties look sexy. You spied her cunt between her asscheeks, and like she said, it was wet nough to be visibly shiny, as the light from the ceiling LEDs struck it.
You took position behind her, lining up your length with her pussy... and well, might as well play along. "Mwahaha, princess! Now that I've defeated the lousy hero, I will claim your virginity all to myself, and make your girlfriend watch as I push my dick into your precious hole!"
"Noooo, you monsteeeer!" Okki howled. "Leave my Musashi alone!"
Musashi laughed. "You're getting into it?" she taunted, "alright, fine, I can play too! Ooh, noo, how could this be, my hero has failed me, now I will become this ogre's slave!"
"That's right, you will become my sex slave!" you shouted, grabbing her ass cheeks, spreading them to give yourself an open path to her pussy. "Now take it!" you ordered, pushing yourself in, a single, powerful thrust that went down to the hilt.
Musashi suddenly stiffened and hissed. "Aah, shiiit, it's so biiig, this cock is so biiig!" she cried. "So much bigger, than any, I've had, befoooreee!" she moaned out loud, her words slurring a little, "sho, sho big, ha'd, nastieee!"
"Nooo, princess! You must resist!" Okki cried, as she began high speed masturbation, one hand pinching her exposed titflesh, the other flicking her bean at full power, "don't fall to that wonderfully manly and mighty cock!"
Musashi groaned. "Too late!" she said, turning towards you, "grab that big ogre cock of yours and mess me up, ruin me for anyone else!"
You laughed. "Mwahaha, the princess is mine now, watch as I breed her, puny hero!" you shouted, and then began to rail her like you meant it, like you fully and completely intended to breed her there and then, and to give birth to a whole litter of your babies. Getting fully into character, you were rough and merciless, furiously thrusting your hips, each time you hilted yourself, the slap of flesh on flesh was accompanied by an intense feeling of pleasure, shared between you and the so called princess, as she moaned out loud, lewdly, uncaring of anything other than hte pleasure she received.
You even grabbed the back of her head and forced her to look towards you as much as you could, bending down so you could capture her lips in a rough kiss, and pulling back. "You're mine now!!" you shouted. "Swear it! Become my woman!"
"I'm yur wumaaan!" Musashi cried, "moar, moar, fuck me moaaar!!"
"Nooo, this is too much, I- I can't stand to waugh- fuck, I'm getting off to being netorare'd, I'm the worst, I'm scum, I'm a dirty~ filthy~ cuckquean bitch princess!" Okki screamed, as she arched her back high and cried out with her own orgasm, as she watched you fuck Musashi into oblivion, shaking and then collapsing.
For your part, the sight invigorated and excited you, Okki's orgasm, theatrically enhanced or not, was a beautiful thing to witness, and you wanted Musashi to have a similarly potent one, so you began fucking her even harder, each thrust feeling like a part of you was being stretched thin, your resistance to the glorious warmth of her pussy fading with every second that passed.
"Ooh, fuck, fuck, Okki, I'm, I'm gonna cum too, fuck, this, this is way- too- goooooood!" Musashi screamed, "uuugh, this is the cock that Master likes most, it's too much, too much for me, I can't-!"
You knew it was coming - and yet you couldn't help but see it through to the end, grabbing her hips fiercely, and slamming yourself as deep as you could go, she broke first, her pussy going absolutely crazy, so hot it felt like it was melting you inside her, crushing your cock so hard it almost hurt, but the immense pleasure of her desperately milking you as she came was too much for you, and your resistance crumbled.
She screamed again as your first shot of boiling hot dick juice hit her in her deepest parts, and as your potent orgasm began, you poured the entire week's worth of cum. With everyone so busy and working so hard, you hadn't been able to visit anyone, not Medea, not Nero, not even Medb. Even Scathach and Jeanne, who you could usually find at the gym or the pool, had been way too busy, only ever being cockteases by parading their bodies in skimpy outfits!
Your frustration, a week's worth of denial, was poured directly into Musashi's womb, all at once. "That's it, take all my cum! Drink it all up, don't spill a drop, and make sure you get pregnant with my villainous seed!"
"Nnoooough," Okki slurred, "my princess, my princess is gonna be knocked up by the ogre cock she loves more than meee!"
Musashi gurgled something incomprehensible, and as both of your orgasms continued and escalated together, you finally found your limit, your churning balls forcing out the last jet of cum.
Panting, you pulled out.
Looking down, you saw your cock was covered in semen and pussy juice, and you almost wanted to laugh as some of it began leaking out of Musashi's slit... but she was moving. Crawling on all fours to where Okki was lying down. You had commandeered one of the japanese style rooms for this performance, and the tatami mats weren't really that bad to crawl on you supposed.
Still... what could Musashi be doing...
She crawled up to Okki, then turned around- oh. Ooooh! Musashi straddled Okki's head and grinned at you, before turning down to look at her. "We've played your game, Okki, now it's time for the cleanup," she said, as she plopped down, sitting down for Okki to reach her pussy, the sound of desperate licking and lapping quickly reaching your ears. No objections, it seemed.
Musashi grinned, then gestured at you- and she slipped Okki's panties out of the way, opening up her pussy.
Your cock throbbed. "No rest for the wicked?" you asked.
Musashi grinned. "You don't look like you want a break," she said, looking at your cock. "That sword looks harder and stiffer than any katana I've ever used."
You grunted. "Can't deny it, you girls really know how to turn me on," you admitted, approaching Okki's privates as Musashi said. As you slipped yourself inside her amazingly wet and tight pussy, Musashi sat up, and met you face to face, sharing a lewd tongue kiss with you.
"You're a bit outside my usual range," she admitted, "but... I really don't regret signing up for this," she said.
You winced, as Okki's ridiculously tight pussy clamped down even further on you.
"Let's make this one a night to remember! And don't hesitate to choose me again some day, I could get used to this level of skill!"
You nodded. You'd definitely consider visiting her again, sometime! For now though... it was time to give Okki her own helping of cream pie, and the night had just begun, you were not about to leave Musashi without seconds either!
