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Mutually Beneficial Dungeoneering 3
🕑 Added 2022-02-09 22:41:10 +0000 UTCCupcake was, for lack of a better term, a load that Mara basically had to carry into the dungeon. A level one Gnome didn't pack much of a punch compared to a level one human, even less compared to a level two.
Fortunately, Cupcake had it where it mattered, and where it mattered, was in her hip game, as she bounced on a stiff green cock, even as Mara held the goblin down with a foot on his chest.
She found herself feeling a profound sense of achievement and pride, as she sneered down at the last of the gobbos. She cared little about the fact that she was naked. Both she and Cupcake had divested themselves of their clothing before entering the greenskin village, in the first place, and then caught the thirty two goblins' attention...
They'd descended upon them like beasts of prey, like starving men upon a freshly cooked plate of delicious food... and they had terrible table manners.
For her own part, Mara was pretty much coated, head to toe, in goblin semen and blood. It was almost disturbing to her just how easy it was to just ignore that fact, to just continue moving like being plastered in monster semen was just a regular day at work for her... but it was, wasn't it?
Cupcake didn't look as bad, but she did have a slightly distended belly, and her generously deep buttcrack was overflowing with semen. She hadn't taken many goblin cocks to her backside, but the gobbos had certainly loved sandwiching their pricks, sometimes two or even three at a time, in the valley created by her mountainous asscheeks.
Mara's own eyes were locked on Cupcake's breasts, glazed with a layer of cum, a thin film that almost gave her a shiny coating. They shook wildly with her movements, and every one of those bounces, every one of her soft moans, was almost like a needle of pleasure poking at the dam of Mara's resistance.
Not for even a single moment had Cupcake stopped making innuendo or hiding her willingness to take a spelunking trip down Mara's depths.
"Ugh, he's throbbing so much, I can feel him, about to cum!" Cupcake roared, as she slammed her amazingly huge gnome asscheeks down against the goblin, almost causing the creature to squee out as it screamed out its final orgasm.
Today you had learned that there was such a thing as fucking something to death, because the Goblin had an honest to goodness heart attack accompanying its very last orgasm of its life. The tribe was wiped out. If left alone, the buildings would eventually repopulate, but the desolate scenery of the makeshift tents and dwellings alongside rocky outcroppings and lean-tos was a bit saddening, after they'd observed it be so full of life.
Admittedly, reminding herself that these creatures would kidnap Cupcake and keep her as a breeding slave had she not been present to present a threat that couldn't be dealt with by force, sort of lessened the punch of wiping them out like this.
Cupcake sighed in pleasure as she stood up, and the goblin began to fade to dust, leaving a tooth behind and...
Mara sighed, shoulders slumping in relief. "We're done, finally," she muttered. "They even left extras..."
Indeed. A grand total of six goblin cocks had dropped. The golem outside only needed four, since Mara and Cupcake'd had a trip into the dungeon before to test their teamwork, and how well they could deal with goblin groups in terms of both actual combat and sex, before taking on an entire tribe.
"If I never have to deal with a goblin's dick ever again, it'll be way too soon," Mara commented.
Cupcake laughed. "Me too," she admitted. "I don't think I mind getting a nice and rough dicking once in a while but, you know, too much of the same thing gets stale."
Mara shrugged. "At this point I no longer care... how's your level though?"
Blinking, Cupcake took a second of introspection to check herself. "Woah... it was true. Seems like at least the first time you do it, getting gangbanged by goblins gives a lot of experience!"
Mara nodded. "Seems like bringing you along got me quite a bit of a bonus as well, I'm very close to level three myself... joy, still haven't-"
A roaring canine leaped from behind a pile of rubble that had a few skulls on a spike set upon it, and Mara reacted quickly, roundhouse kicking it out of the way. "Other than my pussy and ass being sore, feel pretty good too," she muttered.
Cupcake grinned. The wolf changed tactics, rushing at her, as soon as it caught itself and could plant all four paws on the ground. It attacked with a lunge, but Cupcake caught it, wrestling the creature to the ground, though she had trouble keeping it from grabbing at her throat with its powerful jaws to tear it out.
Mara grabbed one of the decorative spears the goblins used, more of a wooden spike really, and ran the wolf through, from side to side, piercing its torso entirely.
The creature howled, but wasn't dead yet. Distracted by the pain and weakened by the damage, the wolf wasn't able to hold onto cupcake, who flung it off her.
Mara capitalized on it, and when the wolf hit the ground, not able to really reorient itself due to the spear, she launched herself at it, locked her hands around its neck, twisted its head off. The wolf died instantly.
"Aand that's level three," Mara said, grinning. "And I didn't even have to get on all fours for it this time," she said, winking at Cupcake.
The Gnome giggled. "Shit, Mara, maybe this partnership's got a bit more to it than just this one mission huh," she said. "You're a pretty fun lass all things considered. You know, for an outsider."
Mara rolled her eyes. "Well at least we're done. Come on, let's go back to Rosie so we can-"
They turned around to look at what appeared to be an adventurer, one whom Mara theorized was young. Probably around eighteen years old, likely his very first foray into the dungeon. And he was met with the sight of a pair of women, dripping semen and blood, in a gory, nightmarish image.
"Wow, that's an incredibly rare drop!" the young lad said, pointing at Mara, who still held the wolf head in her hand.
"This?" she asked, forgetting for a moment she was naked, raising the wolf head. "Huh, shouldn't it have disappeared?"
"Wolves can drop their entire head. You can make some killer helmets from them!" the lad said. "My name is Benny!" he spoke, "I'm an aspiring blackchemist, I mean, alsmith, I mean-"
"Blacksmith and alchemist?" Cupcake supplied.
"Y-yes!" he said, smiling. "Ahh! There's no way I could convince you to please give me that wolf head, is there?" he asked. "Killing a wolf on my own would be soooo hard, I only just started you know!" he said.
Mara raised an eyebrow. "Cupcake is this thing expensive?" she asked.
"Less than a goblin dick but yeah," she said. "For level two creatures it fetches a good price."
"Can you pay for it boyo?" Mara asked, waving the head in front of him.
"I... er... I, I need to use my funds for my adventuring..." the boy muttered. "I didn't have much when I left home."
Cupcake smiled. "You want the head just to sell it?"
Benny shook his head. "N-No, I just, I just want the experience of making it into a kickass helmet!" he said. "Ahh, if only we had a pelt, I could make a full wolf cowl-"
A howl came, and a bigger, meaner, badder wolf came rushing into the village.
"Oh shit it's an alpha!" Benny shouted, and it smashed into him, the sword he was drawing flying into the air. Mara moved fast, caught it in mid air, and as the Alpha Wolf rushed towards her, she put the sword into its open mouth, as it prepared to try to bite at her. Well, the sword, and her arm up to her elbow.
The monster wasn't dead yet, and it actually left some wounds on Mara, thrashing about in its pain and agony, until Cupcake caught onto its legs, and Benny, quickly catching on, threw himself on top of the beast's body to try to keep it from thrashing about as it died.
"I think," Mara said, as she began to pull the sword out of the dead wolf's stomach, before handing it back to Benny, "we need to go back to the entrance and talk there. Also... pelt?"
"Common drop... alpha pelts are better though," Cupcake said, shrugging.
"Good," Mara said. "You said you just wanted the experience right?" she asked, turning to Benny. "Make me a cool hat and cape," she said. "That should work as payment for giving you my drop items."
"You can only give things for free to other party members, it was made law so people didn't try to circumvent the guild," Cupcake reasoned.
Mara frowned. "Well, then congratulations kid, you have a party now."
"Are you sure?" Cupcake asked. "I don't mind, he's a treat," she asked.
Benny blinked in confusion. "Y-You'd take me into your party, just like that?"
"I am tired, I want a shower, my pussy feels like hell and my anus is a red ring of fire. I can't get the taste of goblin cum out of my mouth without something else to wash it with, and I just stuck my hand into a wolf's stomach. I'll deal with this bullshit later, when I have more energy for it," she said. "Oi, you, can you fight?"
"Somewhat?" Benny admitted. "I'm just level one."
"So was I, like a half hour ago," Cupcake said. "Heeey, you wanna learn a quick cheat to get to level two fast?" she asked, raising an eyebrow with a wicked smile.
Mara frowned. She looked at Benny up and down. Blond, blue eyed, slim... he wore thick, form concealing clothes, but based on what she could see of him under them, and how he moved, he was definitely not the manly and muscular type. Odd, for a blacksmith, but then fairies could smith and they were about the size of Mara's hand, so who was she to judge?
That said...
His eyes widened. "O-Oh, you, umh, you two are, uuuh, did I- Oh, please, I didn't mean to, I'm, I'm not a pervert, I-"
Cupcake smirked. "Go ahead and look," she said.
"B-But... but you're-"
"Yes, we got fucked by goblins, because apparently that's what you just do," Mara said. "Are you new to this dungeon?"
"Y-Yeah, the guide at the front said that, uhm, I should keep an eye on my butt for some reason?"
"Watch your ass? Sounds like Rosie, but if you want me to, I'll keep a close eye on your ass for you," Cupcake said.
"I- Err-" he blinked. "Is... sorry I'm not good with these, is that a sexual come on or an invitation to party together?"
"YES!" Cupcake shouted, cackling a moment later.
Mara put her hands on her hips. For some reason, looking at the boy almost made her feel sorry for him. He had an innocent cast to his features, like he was probably a sheltered farmboy or something who sought his fortune to leave his family's farm or something.
And if Cupcake was succesful, she'd convince him to turn into- Into someone like her.
"When did I become pragmatic enough to let monsters fuck me for better drops?" Mara mused. "Whatever- let's just-"
And then another wolf came rushing into the scene. It would not live long, and Mara's shriek of rage probably scared away the rest of the pack, because nothing else bothered them as they made their way out of the dungeon. Rosie seemed faintly amused as they handed her the quite literal bag of dicks, and after a good and deep clean, she left Cupcake and Benny with Rosie to handle the party situation while she went to get a nice meal and a good nap. She'd discuss the reward with Rosie later, for now, it was self pampering time.
No matter how much her body wanted to, she would steadfastly refuse to touch herself, especially not to the mental image of Cupcake licking goblin semen off of her tummy while Mara had two dicks up her ass and Cupcake had one in her pussy and a second turning his wiener into a hot dog with her ass as the bun.
And shut up, the wet, squishy sound and the moaning that came from her inn room were totally imaginary!
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Ignacio Nadeo
NEVERMIND I AM JUST DOUBLY STUPID I WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME PLEASE SHOOT ME WITH A NERF GUN I almost had a panic attack because I am really really fucking dumb That said this one was a tiebreaker from which one had the oldest last published chapter.
