Sarah
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Sexy Pics Made Awkward By Poses
🕑 Added 2020-08-09 13:36:55 +0000 UTCHere are my captions, in order:
1) Hailing a taxi in the middle of the ocean
2) Trying not to flash the beachgoers
3) Does my armpit smell?
4) Seductively pretending the rock isn't painfully jutting into my body
Comments
Matt Longo
Awkward is the new sexy anyways
John Chung
The last one looks like Bridezilla tripped and fell into a "meant to do that" pose. Or someone called out Beetlejuice three times 😂
Walter Paquette
You didn't wear pasties?
Jack Rawles
Pose 4# Trying to pretend it isn't 60 degrees and that my skin is always that bumpy. :)
Reggie Brown
Lol. That’s the hailing a taxi and a random person jumps in before you can even move pose 😂
Jack Rawles
That is def. The cab hailing pose. But, I also know, if there was such a cab, they would stop for you. :)
Biggamehnter
looking great
